Mystery Science Theater 3000: C/D, S/D.

i’ll keep track & put up the list later, stay tuned!

to think of all things, this used to be the oldest tradition in my family growing up.

dad forced us to watch it at first, but the Neanderthal boys grew to love it fast. my mother never understood it.

hoping I can watch some.

S13 films announced so far (I may have missed one)

Santo and Dracula's Treasure (1969) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0208504/
Robot Wars (1993) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107979/
Beyond Atlantis (1973) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069783/
Munchie (1992) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104938
Doctor Mordrid (1992) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104115/
Demon Squad (2019) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4219706/
Gamera vs Jiger (1970) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065755
The Batwoman (1968) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235608
The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061976

Nice mix!

also
The Shape of Things to Come (1979) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079894
The Mask (1961) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055151

you can see all the teaser clips here https://kickstarter.mst3k.com/season13

full list:

mst3k

Santo in the Treasure of Dracula (1969)
Robot Wars (1993)
Beyond Atlantis (1973)
Munchie (1992)
Dr Mordrid (1992)
Demon Squad (2019)
Gamera Vs Jiger (1970)
The Batwoman (1968)
The Million Eyes of Su Muru (1967)
HG Wells The Shape of Things To Come (1979)
The Mask 3D (1961)
The Bubble (1966)
The Christmas Dragon (2014)

Munchie is the first time a movie has ever broken me. I have visceral disgust and anger towards this movie now. I would gladly watch 500 Days of Salò over this again. The Mads @feliciaday and @pattonoswalt are unrepentant monsters https://t.co/VLcfGPx1DV

— Hampton Yount (@Hamptonyount) November 25, 2021

similar sentiments from Matt oswalt re munchie

I wrote for MST3K this season but the film that truly broke me was Munchie. I exorcized the demons with a Munchie birthday party, though I'm still triggered by Dom Deluise's voice.@feliciaday @Hamptonyount @jonahray @phunkybeck @rossbryant all suffered with me#MST3KTurkeyDay pic.twitter.com/wIsGyC4YGv

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) November 25, 2021

S13 starts March 4th, not that far away now

it feels like eons :(

taken to watching old episodes on youtube occasionally with my boyfriend when we need a laugh. i only ever watched a few so i'm sure this is old news to everyone else, but 'catalina caper' is a good one.

also, little richard!

I'm ashamed at how attractive I find Michael Blodgett in that one...

i'm partial to peter duryea but yes lots of crush of shame potential therein

Fantastic episode, easily top five of the early years.

New episodes this year so far — pretty good. Joel’s return with Demon Squad the other week was a delight.

I kind of like the other song in Catalina Caper, too - wasn't it written by Ray Davies or did I make that up?

Yup! Unreleased (maybe even unrecorded) by the Kinks, it might have just been a song he farmed out.

I just put on Catalina Caper the other day too -- I think because I saw the non-MST3K version listed on the TCM schedule.

Catalina Caper is part of an odd subgenre of MST3K films where the musical guests punched higher than the film's weight class. It has Little Richard, who looks as if he's at peace with the world. I remember one of the Mamie Van Doren films had Eddie Cochran, but he only got to sing one song. I can't think of any other examples. That's two examples.

Here in the UK MST3K was never shown on TV, and a lot of the cultural references would have been baffling. And I imagine they're baffling nowadays even if you're from the US, because the jokes are about things that happened twenty years ago to a pair of actors who were nostalgic for their childhoods, which were ten and twenty years further back in the past. Joel seemed to have a deeper memory. I remember putting a few episodes on as background noise. I felt that actually sitting down to watch them would have been torture - like watching Saturday Night Live. Not because SNL's writing is poor, but because it's a bunch of people I've never heard of, making jokes about people I've never heard of, for an audience that has nothing in common with me except for a shared language. I remember sitting there in front of SNL feeling nothing, stone-faced, wondering when the magic was going to happen.

But eventually episodes such as Manos and The Girl with Gold Boots and Space Mutiny clicked, because there's something universal about them. Slab Bulkhead defies cultural boundaries. And the show has a warm-hearted tone because it was aimed at kids and Joel Robinson is easygoing. Imagine if the show had been devised by John Sessions or Tony Slattery. It would have either been too clever, or it would have been mean-spirited. But instead it's easy-going. It'll be dark soon. It'll be dark soon.

One of the few bright spots in my life was editing the MST3K wiki's article on "Kim Cattrall" (the song) to add Köchel listing. I like to imagine that Kim Cattrall herself will one day dig through the edit history and thank me. There's still time.

"As if a switch had been pulled. There was no monster."

Also Kitten W a Whip (ann margaret)

i'm really fond of the aspects of the MST3K films that punched above their class. not just in terms of music played in the movies, "moon zero two" has a really nice julie driscoll theme song (i think don ellis was also involved with the soundtrack); "diabolik" is also one of my fave morricone soundtracks, though unfortunately the original master tapes were lost or wiped.

Most aspects of Village of the Giants punch pretty far above the show’s weight and it’s one of my favorites. But then again so is Racket Girls, and they don’t come much lower.

And Zombie Nightmare had "Ace of Spades" as its theme song. I can't remember a thing about the rest of the film. The IMDB used to claim that Alien from LA had the most amount of production designers (or something) on a film ever, which strikes me as hard to very and of dubious merit. As with Albert Pyun's other films it looks and feels like a more expensive movie than it was, but it plays as if the script had been generated by a really good AI, e.g. the words make sense but it's a disjointed mess.

I remember feeling the same way about Cyborg. That film gave me a renewed respect for Bloodsport and Kickboxer. It reaffirmed my faith in them. Ever since then I have silenced all of my doubts by reminding myself that I once doubted Bloodsport, and I was wrong then. I once doubted Bloodsport. Really, if Netflix or Amazon wants to make a bit more cash, they should do a Cobra Kai, but with Jean-Claude Van Damme playing Frank Dux again. He could go back to Hong Kong and hook up with his old friends and reminisce about the passage of time. I would pay to watch that.

My recollection is that Soultaker, the first episode of the last series, was legitimately tense. I remember that one of the films was an expensive-looking Russian film that had been dubbed poorly into English - "sampo!" - and it might have been good in the original Russian. And there was Marooned, which at one time was a credible sci-fi film.

My first ever experience of the show was reading Roger Ebert's review of The Movie and thinking "why are they shitting on This Island Earth?". I avoided the show for years afterwards, although as Mike Nelson himself points out Earth is pretty ropey. The cast go to an alien planet - then come back, having achieved nothing. But when I finally tried it out, it wasn't what I expected. It was nicer, less arsey.

Both The Sword and the Dragon and The Day the Earth Froze have gotten proper 4K rereleases in original form as Ilya Muromets and Sampo via Vinegar Syndrome. Both astonishingly beautiful films, among the best of the era worldwide in terms of fantasy and spectacle; the combination of the print quality and rotten American editing and dubbing made them perfect MST fodder in turn for some of their best episodes.

ooh yeah, I'd love to see a good looking print of Samples/TDtEF

deliberately avoided the mst3k/rifftrax versions of pyun films bc i think they’re so dope, especially alien from l.a.

Turkey Day marathon well under way and Catalina Caper just started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aic2e--EcFo

I am amused that Penn Jillette is back doing V.O. for promos and the like.

N e 1 seen the new episodes

Seen 'em all! There've been some good ones!

happy turkey day marathon everyone

I think I’ve still only watched the first ep of the new iteration? Maybe one other

we watched 'pod people'. i hadn't seen that one since i was a teenager. it definitely holds up. also: what a psycho movie, so gun happy. the reagan era. i appreciated how anti-gun joel and the robots are in it.

Animator Elizabeth Ito, who picked up some Emmys along with her team for work on City of Ghosts, is my new favorite person:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmDutZNrpmQ/

If she had her arms outstretched a little more I would have been able to determine thread relevance more quickly.

Lol yeah i had to go to other pix in her feed to figure it out

We stayed at a place this weekend that had both the MST3K and Shout Factory channels on the tv. My son watched his first episode--"Teenagers From Outer Space." I wasn't sure he'd be into it, but he spent the entire movie riffing along. Mostly pizza jokes.

Hahah excellent.

The season ender with all three current hosts (long story) the other day was good fun. Exact plans for the next batch not yet revealed but it looks like a similar Kickstarter model, I'd guess (though supplemented hopefully by continuing Gizmoplex subscriptions) for new episodes in 2024.

Trumpy you can do boutique!

***NEW TITLE ANNOUNCEMENT***
Coming to Blu-ray 6/27 from @SeverinFilms

EXTRA TERRESTRIAL VISITORShttps://t.co/StM1o5vBtA

4K scan from the 35mm negative with Special Features that include a feature-length documentary on the director.

Special Features:

THE SIMON'S JIGSAW – A… pic.twitter.com/gQGr8yfcos

— Dawn of The Discs (@dawnofthediscs) April 3, 2023

Just want all my fellow @MST3K fans to know that EXTRA TERRESTRIAL VISITORS aka POD PEOPLE is getting a brand new 4K restoration blu-ray release from @SeverinFilms! Including a cute and possibly murderous Trumpy doll and the infamous "I'm a Virgin!" Shirt! #MST3K pic.twitter.com/9iuf1vxavz

— Jacob Davison (@JacobDavison_) April 3, 2023

Finally can see that van as the filmmakers intended

I mean I have those Kickstarter-funded cleaned-up scans of Manos and Monstrosity aka The Atomic Brain, I might have to consider this.

did you ever see Manos 2. Defiitely looked embarrassing

THAT I avoided.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzgbpnsIdlw

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https://i.imgur.com/TYRthOB.jpg

$$$$

crowdfunding for S14 up
https://showmaker.mst3k.com/makeseason14?ref=ab_64DMydU5y8z64DMydU5y8z