Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

looking forward to the Carrick era

🗣️ Carrick on what changes we can expect: "We will have to wait and see really. I worked with Ole closely, with similar beliefs as a coach and manager. I have got my own personality but it is very similar because that is why we worked together."

— UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) November 22, 2021

shoulda hired Paul Carrack instead

"Tempted," "How Long" or "Don't Shed a Tear"?

Oles at the wheel but carricks in the foundations

that doesn't make ole look very good. if they share similar "beliefs," it must've been that people just didn't like ole's personality and/or there was too much baggage. ouch!

Former Newcastle United manager Steve Bruce is said to be "very keen" on the short-term managerial role at Manchester United. The 60-year-old Englishman made more than 300 appearances for United as a player. (The Athletic - subscription required)

Subscription of disbelief maybe

Rangnick as interim is kind of intriguing I have to admit

Yeah this will be worth seeing

Conte isnt going to be able to do much with doherty, sanchez, ndombele or alli based on this showing so far

Or Sessagnon.

Verdict on that pair of bookings?

Cannot see it as anything but two fingers tbh

My commentator has just noted spurs have looked better since his sending off, which yknow fair

rangnik as director of football would worry me a bit. red bull franchise operation recruitment was legit.

he's apparently moving into a two-year consultancy role at the end of the season

remains to be seen what exactly that means though

Conte quotes are correct but worrying

Our players are much worse than anyone might realise when daddy poch isn't using them as avatars.

Norwich's kit always looks like what comes out of my nose

Jota has the magic nose

There is nothing to learn from Liverpool today, this is just a stroll

Wolves played like ass in the second half, lucky to get a point.

not what I expected after West Ham win last week.

Very interesting debut performance from New Ref in Palace-Villa

Let a bunch of egregious fouls go, blew for a Palace free kick with Palace clearly in on goal with an advantage, immediately sent off Dougie Luiz for a legbreaker horror challenge that turned out on closer inspection to be a minor foul and had to be bailed out by VAR

McGinn's winning goal was tremendous, left foot curler from the edge of the box after a long passing move

^^and that's your trip around the grounds complete, thanks gents

Lovely

Love McGinn. Unfortunately the arrival of Stevie Me has consigned Villa to the midden.

Ah he might not be here that long, there's still no definitive evidence he's actually a good manager

Appears to be quite good at winning football matches tbf

Easy when you're playing against a lot of dross with the added advantage of 12 men on the park and 2 more running the lines.

Unclear how much you support Palace based on that post; further incrimination required

Am I going to have to do the joke about Benteke clean through and playing advantage myself then or what

Its a joke trevor

Burnley forgot to prepare for snow so no game

Called at 13:15 for a 14:00 kick off.

Ten pt deduction for the cunts imo

there were met office snow warnings put out well in advance but these bumpkins have their own way of doing things!

late vintage mouball from utd so far

harsh on Mourinho

can't believe that the entire Solskjaer coaching team minus Solskjaer results in United still playing like they're under Solskjaer

lol

Have to be real youd have to immediately sub off rashford there, stayed offside the whole time which is sackable

YES!! couldn't believe what i was seeing, just as well sancho finished it.

man utd's approach has made chelsea look p ordinary tbh

Looking very very lively on the break

How has chalobah escaped a booking there

Newcastlol

Just about the stupidest red you will ever see.

Bold claim from the supporter of a team that has seen sessegnon and shelvey sent off in matches theyve played only lately

Ramsdale has some strong Pickford energy - like he's playing on a hair-trigger. Always looks like he's just been in a scrap too.

fred's comedy capers continue at old trafford

What a weird goal #MnuArs#ManUtd #Arsenal
Is it a goal??? pic.twitter.com/qaEnmxeTj2

— Robert John Rolph Bedding (@RolphBedding) December 2, 2021

Lovely Spurs goal on the break.

Reguilon attacking more has made a big difference to the level of threat.

It’s still notable how many completely unforced errors (passing to the opposition under no pressure, in particular), the defence and midfield are making though.

Spurs are very good value for the two nil theyve just gone up, effort and sharpness there even if quality not great

xp!

Fred with a deft assist at the right end just as everyone was writing his obituary

Whether that arsenal goal should've been given or not, surely Fred should've covered the goal when he saw de gea was down? Instead he runs away from it leaving no-one on the line

But yeah, tidy equaliser

Goal entirely De Gea's fault imo, a pathetic and cowardly display