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Dan S, Saturday, 20 November 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link

your birthday is the same as my folks anniversary and 4 days after mine. Scorpio pals!

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 November 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link

thanks!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

A well-known negroni connoisseur put it like this:
“Confine your drinking to a recommended dosage of 2 of these maximum. Because around number 3, it’s where did my pants go and who the hell are you.”-Glenn Frey

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 November 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link

well, yeah

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 November 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

Tequila isn't bad.

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:11 (five months ago) link

Hey Alfred if I was visiting you and you offered me a negroni and I told you I didn’t drink alcohol, what would you make me instead?

meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:14 (five months ago) link

I've had more than a few mocktails, so I'd improvise something.

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:28 (five months ago) link

Not Alfred but I really like the Ritual gin alternative. Prefer it to Seedlip and Monday.

Some recipes recommend Ghia as a Campari alternative but I haven't tried it.

Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:42 (five months ago) link

answer: he would make you leave

jk jk

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:47 (five months ago) link

I've hung out with fgti and I would never walk out on him

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:48 (five months ago) link

We had negronis iirc

meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:54 (five months ago) link

<3

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:57 (five months ago) link

We had negronis iirc

― meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included),

ten years ago!

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 November 2023 17:57 (five months ago) link

a simpler time

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 November 2023 18:02 (five months ago) link

happy birthday alfred. party's in full swing:

https://i.imgur.com/3K2gF7s.jpeg

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 18 November 2023 18:05 (five months ago) link

charlie has overnegronied

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 18 November 2023 18:05 (five months ago) link

I like men who dress like Negronis.

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 November 2023 21:17 (five months ago) link

Having a white Negroni right now, I’ll toast yr birthday.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 18 November 2023 23:10 (five months ago) link

Wow, I didn't know Charlie had grown out the stubble, which I guess is no surprise given his condition at the time.

Happy birthday Alfred, hope it's a great one!

birdistheword, Saturday, 18 November 2023 23:44 (five months ago) link

three months pass...

Just came across this old reference that made me smile:

i pulled this thread up cuz i'm spending tonight in self loathing mode and listening t oPet Sounds and Smiley Smile era Beach Boys (just saw Mike Love and the band he calls the Beach Boys live a few weeks ago and they were pretty awesome)....

and this thread is clearly the biggest challopser I've ever read. Pet Sounds might be 'overrated' to some degree but there's little doubt in my mind that it's filled with fantastic songs. Hell, the first four tracks are pretty much flawless!

― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Friday, April 9, 2010 11:59 PM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

basically old-ILM was just a bunch of trolls who hated to get trolled and eventually got older, fatter, grayer in their safe haven corner of the blogosphere.

― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, April 10, 2010 12:08 AM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

so presumably there's a thread from 2003 proclaiming Coda to be Led Zeppelin's best album.....

― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, April 10, 2010 12:14 AM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

hmm when did Lord Soto Challops show up on ILM?

― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, April 10, 2010 12:24 AM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Love ya, Alfred. Keep us on our toes.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 2 March 2024 13:08 (one month ago) link

Ha! I'm part of Ye Olde ILM, eh?

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 March 2024 13:14 (one month ago) link

I think it was more the early recognition of your love for an imperial artist's late career album.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 2 March 2024 13:27 (one month ago) link

No, it's about Alfred being really old.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 March 2024 13:32 (one month ago) link

I wasn't around when those acts released many of those albums, hence my (what I thought) fresh approach.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 March 2024 13:55 (one month ago) link


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