Ask Alfred Soto

HB Alfred!

https://i.imgur.com/I0x2x5G.gif HAPPY https://i.imgur.com/I0x2x5G.gif BIRTHDAY !!!

sorry about the spilled ice cube and hope your smoke alarm doesn't go off

Happy birthday Prince Alfred!!

happy birthday alfred!!!

happy birthday so to
happy birthday so to
happy birthday your lordship

Etc

Omigod those Negronis

Thanks, all! You've made the last few years endurable.

don't know you at all alfred, but definitely enjoy your presence here. hope it's a great day for you. i will drink an effervescent nonalcoholic beverage in your honor. cheers.

happy birthday, may the cocktails be adundant

don't know you at all alfred, but definitely enjoy your presence here. hope it's a great day for you. i will drink an effervescent nonalcoholic beverage in your honor. cheers.

― the beginning of the end of discourse. (Austin), v

More importantly: listen to an effervescent Everything But the Girl album from 1990. Thanks!

Happy Birthday Alfred - just one question, cocktail-related: a couple of years ago you were touting the aperitif Italicus, which comes in a beautiful aquamarine bottle; do you still use it on a regular basis, or are you over it? If the latter, have you discovered any other aperitifs since then?

I do, yeah. Tonight. I use it in martinis and Negronis.

and thanks!

How much of it goes into a martini?

Cheers and happy birthday to you good sir!

I moisten the glass at most, Josefa.

You know that great, great Polish actor, Joseph Tura?

Happy birthday! I enjoy your writing/Twitter posts!

Happy birthday Alfred!

alfred, how many negronis today. let's hear it. i'm near the end of my bottle of wine, a pinot noir, which i drank in your honor. in your honor!

I, I'm a one way motorway
I'm the one that drives away, follows you back home
I, I'm a street light shining
I'm a white light blinding bright, burning off and on
Uh-huh

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

I, I'm a new day rising
I'm a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight
But I, I'm a little divided
Do I stay or run away and leave it all behind?
Uh-huh

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again
It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/foofighters/timeslikethese.html

i really love these lines, especially:

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again

happy muthafuckin birrrrrrrrrthday, Soto!

alfred, how many negronis today. let's hear it.

happy bday Alfred

My top number of negronis is two.

Happy bday alfred!

I had one at my favorite Argentine restaurant -- on the house! These people never do those gestures.

I only have one Negroni. Two and I start ogling women.

happy birfday!

Belated birthday wishes!

Besos for everyone!

so you're a scorpio

Magnetic and bottomless charming

:)

your birthday is the same as my folks anniversary and 4 days after mine. Scorpio pals!

thanks!

A well-known negroni connoisseur put it like this:
“Confine your drinking to a recommended dosage of 2 of these maximum. Because around number 3, it’s where did my pants go and who the hell are you.”-Glenn Frey

well, yeah

Tequila isn't bad.

Hey Alfred if I was visiting you and you offered me a negroni and I told you I didn’t drink alcohol, what would you make me instead?

I've had more than a few mocktails, so I'd improvise something.

Not Alfred but I really like the Ritual gin alternative. Prefer it to Seedlip and Monday.

Some recipes recommend Ghia as a Campari alternative but I haven't tried it.

answer: he would make you leave

jk jk

I've hung out with fgti and I would never walk out on him

We had negronis iirc

<3

We had negronis iirc

― meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included),

ten years ago!

a simpler time

happy birthday alfred. party's in full swing:

https://i.imgur.com/3K2gF7s.jpeg

charlie has overnegronied