Back in the late 80s when I first joined corporate life, I remember hearing lanyards and passes would soon be obsolete now that retinal scanning was possible. The future has failed to arrive!
― Luna Schlosser, Monday, 15 November 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link
Wait, how low do you wear your lanyard?
how high do you wear your trousers more like
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, 15 November 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link
this lanyard is not adjustable, it hangs where it hangsmy belt is around my waist you maniacs
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 November 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link
Tying a loop in the lanyard itself is knot a knoption?
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 15 November 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
(X post)I’m concerned where this forces security guards to look to check your credentials.
― Luna Schlosser, Monday, 15 November 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
Just get a shorter lanyard cord, if you want a rainbow one like mine I can give you one
― suggest bainne (gyac), Monday, 15 November 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link
ahah great problem.yeah the solution seems obvious : tie it up !
― AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 15 November 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link
or get your neck more swole
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, 15 November 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link
― suggest bainne (gyac), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link
They're always annoying long. I always had to tuck them inside my shirt while working with clients.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 15 November 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link