final boss = ian brown with nunchuks
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 14 November 2021 11:44 (two years ago) link
I can just see the dance he'll do while twirling the nunchuks.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 14 November 2021 12:21 (two years ago) link
u don't have 2 imagine:
Ian Brown
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 14 November 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link
Oh right. When I saw that on the Ian Brown thread I didn't hit play (becaue really who wants to watch an Ian Brown video) and didn't twig that he was holding nunchuks.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 14 November 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link
every generation gets the nicky wire in a banana suit they deserve
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 14 November 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEYcFNeXsBUhtmV?format=jpg&name=small
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEYaWfPX0A8KwG_?format=jpg&name=small
A Cheshire councillor and former mayor were at the centre of a 'Dad's Army' type scene on Remembrance Day as their idea to surprise the village with a 7.8-tonne tank went badly wrong.The two former soldiers have angered the Royal British Legion with their 'embarrassing' gaffe when they 'forgot to put the handbrake on' the army vehicle, causing it to roll back and destroy the village memorial.
The two former soldiers have angered the Royal British Legion with their 'embarrassing' gaffe when they 'forgot to put the handbrake on' the army vehicle, causing it to roll back and destroy the village memorial.
― calzino, Wednesday, 17 November 2021 08:56 (two years ago) link
hooded lad looks too young to be a stonemason!
― calzino, Wednesday, 17 November 2021 09:06 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFO2RV5XsAUMQD6?format=jpg&name=900x900
real horror
― calzino, Sunday, 28 November 2021 08:16 (two years ago) link
Caught beneath a landslide?
― kinder, Sunday, 28 November 2021 11:18 (two years ago) link
someone has unkindly suggested that it might be enough to drive you into "I am just going outside and may be some time" desperation, but these people knew what kind of horror they were walking into!
― calzino, Sunday, 28 November 2021 11:24 (two years ago) link
Let's see you swagger now.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 November 2021 11:27 (two years ago) link
A mix of the Austro-Italian front and the Shackleton expedition with the swagger of Little House on the Prarie
― who's afraid of adrian woolfe? (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 28 November 2021 13:31 (two years ago) link
As it's a pub, at least they'll have plenty of cigarettes and alcohol.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 28 November 2021 14:18 (two years ago) link
Just opened my mum's phone and this has cracked me. pic.twitter.com/hT78CUBWqq— Shaunta Claus (@ThatPacmanDude) November 29, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 November 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link
XP The plot of the horror movie version of this story would involve the growing suspicion (and eventual terrifying confirmation) that it was not in fact a tribute act but Oasis themselves.
― Tim, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link
https://resizing.flixster.com/g5Yn24nNrA9gM59L0lnw6qvablg=/300x300/v2/https://flxt.tmsimg.com/assets/p5202_i_h9_ab.jpg
― mark s, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
Massive lols at mum's phone.
― Kim Kimberly, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link
Snowasis, obv
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 29 November 2021 22:50 (two years ago) link
Nothing too shocking here.
Some of our Facebook followers found it hilarious when 27 people drowned in the Channel last week. We confronted them to find out why.https://t.co/KdgWZZs9QW— Ian Carter (@iancarterIM) December 1, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 10:13 (two years ago) link
Heinz is releasing a Terry’s Chocolate Orange-flavoured mayonnaise https://t.co/QW2QCBbKUS— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) December 1, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 13:30 (two years ago) link
let people drink the orange liquid from the bulbous sarcophagus
― mark s, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 14:26 (two years ago) link
Why hyphens are a good thing. https://t.co/3Au7fuaFSb— David Firn (@davidfirn) December 2, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 2 December 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link
otm
― kinder, Thursday, 2 December 2021 18:32 (two years ago) link
Lmao why does this happen so much https://t.co/inyNBIK3WN pic.twitter.com/lOpIxgEYED— Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) December 2, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link
they'll be obstructing the RSPCA next eh
― imago, Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:32 (two years ago) link
as a side-note i like seagulls a lot, also this is actual criminal behaviour as well as repellent cruelty aiui
― imago, Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link
The two weeks in late spring where gulls divebomb everyone walking down the street, especially those of us walking dogs, under the guise of protecting nests full of eggs/chicks/fledglings, give me serious murder feelings.
― the thin blue lying (suzy), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link
Bomb Squad called to A&E where patient turns up with WWII shell lodged in his rectum https://t.co/hwlfm0hR9O— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) December 3, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 3 December 2021 10:30 (two years ago) link
'What did you do during the war, Grandad?'
― Sam Weller, Friday, 3 December 2021 10:56 (two years ago) link
it must be difficult keeping a straight face when they reel out that old "slipped and fell on it" story
― calzino, Friday, 3 December 2021 11:01 (two years ago) link
"I was only doing my patriotic duty".
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 3 December 2021 12:43 (two years ago) link
One for the bum squad to deal with.
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 3 December 2021 13:34 (two years ago) link
"I jumped on it to save my squad!..."
― nickn, Friday, 3 December 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link
Took one for the team
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 December 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link
https://www.retailtimes.co.uk/kelloggs-to-launch-mince-pie-flavoured-cereal-mince-pie-wheats/
― .xlsm (P. Flick), Monday, 6 December 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link
do they have fish and chips flavoured crisps in other countries as well?
― oscar bravo, Monday, 6 December 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link
yeah, nazi germany iirc!
― calzino, Monday, 6 December 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
Queen and corgis 'risk wolf or bear encounter under Chris Packham’s rewild call'https://t.co/ZsHwByYI0r pic.twitter.com/VV8wlByrsf— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) December 7, 2021
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 11:48 (two years ago) link
I'd advise her not to run if she sees a wild bear, stand your ground ma'am and face it down with your arms outstretched!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 12:18 (two years ago) link
does the queen shit herself in the woods?
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 13:22 (two years ago) link
surely she has someone to do that for her
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 13:24 (two years ago) link
t was reported in 2015 that the Queen stopped breeding corgis so as not to leave any behind when she died.[4] Her final corgi, Willow, died in April of 2018. Two dorgis*, Vulcan and Candy, survived.[1] Vulcan died of 'old age' in 2020.[5] The Queen's only remaining dorgi was Candy, before it was joined by another dorgi pup named Fergus and a pure-bred corgi called Muick in 2021.[6] Fergus died in the same year.[7] In June 2021, she was gifted a new corgi by her family.[8]
several sinister red flags in this paragraph imo
*dorgis are dachshund-corgi crossbreeds before you ask
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 13:56 (two years ago) link
Fergus and Vulcan got did in Blondi style with a cyanide pill obv
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 14:31 (two years ago) link
Where there's Muick there's brass.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link
Lol @ this thread
I’ve stood by my father through a lot of things, but stealing the entire visual and culinary identity of one of Britain’s most beloved restaurants is deeply unethical. JD Wetherspoons was not founded on these principles. pic.twitter.com/HlAnk6NZr5— Clive Martin (@thugclive) December 8, 2021
― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link
Shakespearean, in the sense that I hope all the main characters die
― let's make lunch and listen to five finger death punch (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link
Sorry, I need explanation
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link
it's like an irl UK Succession but with a major pub chain run by a total cunt and seemingly the apple didn't fall that far from the tree etc...
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link
I've been to a Wetherspoons or two, I just don't know who they're stealing from
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link
Nando’s presumably
― coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link