Bond #25: NO TIME TO DIE

That seemed like it was written to contrast Bond's boozeshaming of M with his own constant boozing, but then not presented onscreen as the two being related in any way

Bond has always been a heavy boozer! It's just in recent films that it's been commented on as a flaw.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/12/13/250474378/if-you-drank-like-james-bond-youd-be-shaken-too

Dr. Indra Neil Guha, a liver specialist, and his colleagues at Nottingham University Hospital in England spent a year poring over Ian Fleming's James Bond books and tabulating how many drinks the suave spy drank a day.

Their conclusion? Even just steadying his Walther PPK might have been difficult for Bond.

On average, Bond consumed about 45 drinks a week, or six to seven a day, the authors wrote Thursday in the Christmas edition of BMJ, formerly the British Medical Journal. That's way more than the amount considered risky for men by the National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism.

It wasn't just chronic drinking that roughed up Bond's liver. He also went on some mean benders. In Casino Royale, Bond knocked back nearly 20 drinks before going on a high-speed car chase, getting in a wreck and then spending two weeks in the hospital. "We hope that this was a salutary lesson," the authors wrote dryly.

"This man clearly consumed what are considered to be harmful amounts of alcohol," says psychiatrist Peter Martin, who directs the Vanderbilt Addiction Center. "There are data that show that drinking like this, about 100 grams of alcohol a day, is highly likely to be associated with liver cirrhosis and also cognitive deficits." It would also be likely to increase risks for depression and sexual dysfunction, conditions that would not be very Bondian.

nonsense, surely Ian Fleming drank like that, and he lived to the wise old age of *checks notes* fifty-six

never mind

James is so drunk and delusional he just runs out in public and stalks and shoots civilians each day, but in his mind they all appear as agents of SPECTRE so he is unaware of his depravity

https://www.brooklyncomicshop.com/BCS/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Daredevil-169-Signed-Charlie-Cox-Brooklyn-Comic-Shop.jpg

p sure it was the chain-smoking as much as the booze that did for Fleming

james bond would never smoke

xposts to dr casino - rewatching SPECTRE gave me a much better feeling towards madeline, it may not make you like NTTD more but might at least give it a bit more stakes? i think it holds up better in light of the new movie.

i rewatched NTTD tonight and cried during the ending this time, after being pretty much emotionless watching it in the theater

it's funny, in my mind i remember hating SPECTRE, but if i look back at my comments on the relevant thread, they're pretty mixed but not super mad at it. i definitely liked the action scenes. then if you scroll another year down in the thread, i've reached my present day point of remembering it as a terrible movie i have no interest in rewatching. hmmm.

DO IT

The Being James Bond doc/promo thing is now up for a free watch on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oZdJrph3RA

i’ve been on a mythology kick lately & while I was refreshing my memory of the 12 labors of Heracles, came upon the recounting of his death

from wiki:

This is described in Sophocles's Trachiniae and in Ovid's Metamorphoses Book IX. Having wrestled and defeated Achelous, god of the Acheloos river, Heracles takes Deianira as his wife. Travelling to Tiryns, a centaur, Nessus, offers to help Deianira across a fast flowing river while Heracles swims it. However, Nessus is true to the archetype of the mischievous centaur and tries to steal Deianira away while Heracles is still in the water. Angry, Heracles shoots him with his arrows dipped in the poisonous blood of the Lernaean Hydra. Thinking of revenge, Nessus gives Deianira his blood-soaked tunic before he dies, telling her it will "excite the love of her husband".[40]
Several years later, rumor tells Deianira that she has a rival for the love of Heracles. Deianira, remembering Nessus' words, gives Heracles the bloodstained shirt. Lichas, the herald, delivers the shirt to Heracles. However, it is still covered in the Hydra's blood from Heracles' arrows, and this poisons him, tearing his skin and exposing his bones. Before he dies, Heracles throws Lichas into the sea, thinking he was the one who poisoned him (according to several versions, Lichas turns to stone, becoming a rock standing in the sea, named for him). Heracles then uproots several trees and builds a funeral pyre on Mount Oeta, which Poeas, father of Philoctetes, lights. As his body burns, only his immortal side is left. Through Zeus' apotheosis, Heracles rises to Olympus as he dies.

This is now available free to subscribers on Amazon Prime, which is what I was waiting for to finally watch it.

In the UK, that is. No idea about elsewhere.