start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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lol this is the irrationally angry thread, I love the Red Cross.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

So? You sound like a spoiled brat, thank you for your service.

suggest bainne (gyac), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link

This one could probably also be posted to the stupid co-workers thread, but it has been stuck in my craw since yesterday. A co-worker brought in some pastries yesterday morning to share with the office, but since a) I'm not really at a point where I'm ready to start sharing food with co-workers in a pandemic and, more importantly, b) I'm really trying to eat carefully for a variety of reasons, I didn't have any.

At the end of the day, said co-worker comes up to me and says, "you didn't thank me for bringing in the pastries, you were the only one who didn't". I said, "oh, yeah, that was really nice of you to bring them in, but I didn't have any". She said, "wow, that is even more ungrateful" and stomped off.

Like, what the fuck? I'm to blame for not eating something I didn't want and not adequately thanking you for something I didn't ask for?

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

You should have told her "thank you for your service."

xpost Wait, how can I be the spoiled brat when I am the one donating blood? I think the Red Cross is spoiled! So there.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

finally somebody who's not afraid to call the Red Cross on their bullshit

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:30 (two years ago) link

One of my temp jobs in college was working the phones for the Red Cross, soliciting/reminding people about donations.

Midway through the third hour, I come across a "Ted Geisel". I go, huh. Call the number and a woman answers, tell her I'm from the Red Cross. She sighs heavily, but doesn't say anything. Said, "Before I go any further, may I ask, is the number of the author?"

This was a year or so after he had died. She says YES. and I tell her "thank you for your family's service, I'll take him off the list."

Didn't have any idea of how many donations any of those people had made or what their blood type was or if they'd be interested in any coupons. Just called the numbers and read the script.

I also didn't actually thank the Geisel family for their service. But I swear I did call up the Dr. Seuss house one night!

pplains, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

People getting IR about other people itt posting about their IR in the IR thread is v intersting, like a orobousaurus or whatever the dinosaur that eats its own tail is called

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

I say it every six months but Daylight Savings Time can suck a fuck, my internal clock hasn't changed and I just lay there in the dark for an hour every morning like a big idiot, ha ha, joke's on me.

knuckleheaded mornonic bafoon (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link

yes tbf Josh's red cross story is extremely on topic

xpost

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link

xpost - yes, I hate DST, this shit is hitting me even harder as I get older. Also, coming out of the pandemic, I would really like it to not be full dark before I even leave work already. We don't need to artificially make it even worse!

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 16:49 (two years ago) link

I liked getting the extra hour, but yes, my body does not know how to adjust, I'm waking up way too early and not really going to sleep any earlier, so I just feel like shit

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link

Ummm....isn't the current time...the actual sky planetary alignment time? It's DST during the summer that is the artificial one to give an extra hour of daylight in the evening. That's why the summer sun is directly overhead at 1pm instead of at noon.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link

Well, yes, to be specific, this was the end of Daylight Savings Time, but the point is that the whole artificially shifting an hour thing is antiquated as fuck and needs to go away.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

it’s either go home in the dark or eat breakfast in the dark, you can’t have it both ways. the days are shorter. i’d rather have a little light while i’m walking to the bus to go to work tbh.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

Ummm....isn't the current time...the actual sky planetary alignment time? It's DST during the summer that is the artificial one to give an extra hour of daylight in the evening. That's why the summer sun is directly overhead at 1pm instead of at noon.

― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, November 9, 2021 5:09 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this fact was hiding in plain sight but it's kind of blowing my mind tbh. like, the hottest part of the day in summer, 3-4 p.m., is really 2-3 p.m.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link

everyone talks about a blood shortage

but what about the crips, huh? HUH?

What about the national crip shortage

actually, it's "in which we're livin'." (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link

is there a chip shortage.

i don't mind microchips I mean like Lays potato chips or if you're in the UK what we call french fries which yes are two different things but fucking answer my question dammit.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link

I think there is a potato chip shortage, or at least supply chain issues!

The lunch places around here very frequently have absolutely bare chip racks, or just like 100 packets of one certain type which never seems to be consistent.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 18:18 (two years ago) link

You know, now that you mention it there were a few weeks where certain potato chips were seemingly unavailable at Trader Joe's.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

why isn't the lamestream media all over this

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link

All of them are in thrall to big cracker.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

Probably should have realised that cramming things into my bag on top of a bag of flour might lead to what is just a paper bag splitting.So have flour over a lot of things, bag, top of oven and stuff and have wasted a bit of it.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link

I split every bag of rice, oats and - particularly - raisins I ever open. Without fail, the floor looks like the Somme. I'm helpless with it.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link

> like, the hottest part of the day in summer, 3-4 p.m., is really 2-3 p.m.

the thing that gets me is that it's light at 04:30 in the summer and that's really 03:30

koogs, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link

I hear things like that and wonder if I would ever survive living above 35ºN.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 November 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link

old man yelling at clouds stuff but work choosing to start in with the xmas music last week on the shopfloor meaning a full 6 weeks of it ahead had me despairing. oh and in more general terms 'black friday' having firmly established itself as a thing in the uk now (tbf i'm probably 8 -10 years late on that) continues to annoy.

oscar bravo, Friday, 12 November 2021 10:15 (two years ago) link

Arson in the area and the idiot next door still insisting that teh street door is left unlocked for hours.l
Can't stand the guy anyway, but jeez.
Somebody got a portaloo attached to the men's shed container unit at the start of teh path into the woods. Youth from the area decided to set it alight yesterday. I had a fire in the stairwell something like 10 years ago which I don't want to have repeated. Could just be fear but think these youth are running out of things to set alight. Same ones have spent the last few weeks throwing fireworks around the estate.
I've given up talking to this guy after he called the gards on me for not liking being gaslit .
Have enjoyed the 15 years i have lived here for the most part. Not enjoyed having a racist twat living next to me.

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 November 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

Neglected to say we had a directive from the landlord that the door is supposed to be locked as a security, fire door and for insurance reasons which is being ignored by this guy and his equally dodgy wife.

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 November 2021 13:23 (two years ago) link

Had that situation in current block of flats some years back. Illegal sublet in Flat 1 near the main front door had lost the main front door key - so was leaving the main door open on the latch. As I found out when they angrily confronted me when I locked it.

I reported the key situation to the management company a few days later after coming across a police blockade at the top of our road where they said they were searching for someone with firearm last spotted in the vicinity.

Luna Schlosser, Sunday, 14 November 2021 13:47 (two years ago) link

my mobile phone won't call home. it will call the gas company and the voicemail service but just hangs up before it rings if i call home. curious. have i blocked it somehow?

more than one way to skin a cat these days, of course, but had the usual 5 minutes of getting the levels right and 'i can't hear you, can you hear me?' - work computer is set up for meetings but personal laptop never has been. also linux.

koogs, Sunday, 14 November 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

Is 'home' your own mobile phone?

kinder, Sunday, 14 November 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

Home = parents'

koogs, Sunday, 14 November 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link

just checking :)

kinder, Sunday, 14 November 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link

(phoning Hhome now mysteriously working again)

koogs, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 11:10 (two years ago) link

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namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 11:29 (two years ago) link

wonderful, Evenbrite has crashed without me being sent any of the tickets I needed to use.
So would have gone to site but can't.
Sop will miss webinars . Lovely

Stevolende, Wednesday, 17 November 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link

have we forgotten how asterisks work anymore? at work, when reading people's posts, even reading articles, lately I see people deploy asterisks of the "see footnote/disclaimer" variety, and then I look for the footnote, and....nothing.

then in the case where I can ask someone what the asterisk means, sure enough, there was definitely an intended footnote ("oh, I was just pointing out it's a modified schedule", "Oh, I just meant it was a strike-shortened season") but they didn't write one, so I was meant to ascertain the asterisks' meaning through context clues only.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 November 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link

Neanderthal OTM*

pplains, Thursday, 18 November 2021 21:15 (two years ago) link

I'm embarrassed to admit this but I got so sick of this on products (shampoo for example) sold on online retail sites that I emailed one of them and asked what the asterisk refers to. Products like that have tons of 'claims*'.

kinder, Thursday, 18 November 2021 21:43 (two years ago) link

gah, have been paying £3 a month for a patreon podcast feed for a podcast i haven't been listening to for over a year. i finally have time to check them out again but the lowest tier is now £5 a month and i can't get to them.

(nothing stopping me, other than bandwidth, i guess, from paying the higher level for a month and downloading them all in that month. but it seems a bit cheeky)

koogs, Sunday, 28 November 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link

went to cancel, it told me there were other tiers and would i like to see them. took me to a page listing my current option and all the things i didn't have access to before.

looks like there are two lists, or something, new customers only get the higher one, perhaps.

june 2020 was the last one i listened to 8(

koogs, Sunday, 28 November 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link

right now we're doing a stage version of Silence of the Lambs with Elizabethan dialogue, our Clarice's real name is K@therine, but she goes by "Kat". for whatever reason, the director calls her by her first name, but calls her "K@therine" instead of Kat, and everybody else by their character names.

there's a character named Catherine Martin, and for multiple rehearsals, actors have pointed out that it's confusing because every time he gives an instruction to "Katherine", nobody knows if he means the actress Katherine who is playing Clarice, or the actress who is playing Catherine Martin. and despite him being informed of this at three different rehearsals, he continues to do it, and he could easily solve it by either just calling us all by our real names, or calling Kat "Clarice".

it's a stupid thing to get annoyed by because ultimately it's more a mild annoyance but it does simply because it's a stupid problem he created and could easily fix and yet every rehearsal it's the same refrain:

"Next, Katherine will move this set piece..."

"which Katherine?"

"Sorry, I mean the actress playing Clarice"

like an Abbott and Costello bit

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link

This raises a number of questions.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 10:32 (two years ago) link

Are the dance numbers more like Jerome Robbins or do they take a Bob Fosse direction?

pplains, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link

I hate it when the dishwasher is getting pretty full, but you give it a look and think, hmm, it can definitely wait a little longer, to start it now seems like a waste of time and space. And then a short bit later the rest of the family shows up and somehow instantly generates an absolute deluge of dirty dishes, so many that not only is the dishwasher now full, but there are so many dishes left over that they can already fill a significant hunk of the next load after the one that I now need to do ASAP is finally done. Except now I have to wait two hours for the cycle to complete, with a stack of overflow dishes by the sink, already on deck.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 00:54 (two years ago) link

this is pretty much a word-for-word description of my life

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link

may be rational
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/how-to-keep-your-job-and-remain-unvaccinated-within-the-law-v2-tickets-224858416577?aff=ebdssbonlinesearch&keep_tld=1
"How to keep your job and remain unvaccinated within the law."- V2

Stevolende, Thursday, 16 December 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link

subtitled: "How to keep your job and your blood clean within the law"

because your body is a holy temple and vaccines defile your innate purity

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 16 December 2021 17:18 (two years ago) link

3cd player is 16 years old and keeps going from playing ok to skipping entire discs. Or cannot start reading a disc so skips to next one. Was flashing up No Disc apart from the one it was playing.
So I need to keep using disc cleaner on it.
Is it dying.
I am a little attached to this thing. It's been in my bedroom all the time since I went there.
Is there a reason why it would skip entire discs? Like it'll go from disc 1 to disc 3 and not recognise the existence of disc 2. Just wondering if there is a good fix without defenestration or seeing if there is a repair shop. Do people even do that anymore?

Stevolende, Saturday, 18 December 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

Is it certain discs it doesn’t recognize? Copies maybe?

epistantophus, Saturday, 18 December 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link


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