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Mario Odyssey is a distinctly underwhelming experience, a bunch of eh decentish unexciting levels dragged down by the utterly terrible New Donk City part, that was all just utter bullshit

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:36 (ten months ago) link

New Donk City was a goddamn festival

atlus has only made one good game and it's radiant historia

ciderpress, Saturday, 6 November 2021 04:19 (ten months ago) link

Dino Riki is 10x better than 1942

smb3 is the worst game of all time

just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 November 2021 05:17 (ten months ago) link

lol

i just wanted to be terrible!

i haven't played dino riki, and the sad fact is that i've played 1943 more than 1942 :(

just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 6 November 2021 05:36 (ten months ago) link

I've had it with these Hollywood celebrities. Keanu Reeves gets to sit in his car lobbing old chicken bones at people outside the shopping parade without a blind bit of notice. Me, I get arrested for farting on the bus. Unfair

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Saturday, 6 November 2021 09:21 (ten months ago) link

Sorry, didn't realise this was ILG. Bit still

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Saturday, 6 November 2021 09:22 (ten months ago) link

*but

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Saturday, 6 November 2021 09:22 (ten months ago) link

What they should do about cut scenes: All these games should have an option to let you watch a whole bunch of extended cut scenes that explain the lore and backstory of the game while you eat your dinner, and then as soon as you're done, you just jump straight into the action.

I actually like cut scenes

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Saturday, 6 November 2021 09:28 (ten months ago) link

three months pass...

So as not to derail the Elden Ring thread... I don't know why I'm so sensitive to not enjoying sacred cows, I'm not that way anymore with other media nowadays. Maybe because I'm overconsuming a very monolithic slice of games criticism that constantly bangs on about the same bunch of games?

Mobile Suit Gundam Style (Leee), Thursday, 24 February 2022 22:13 (seven months ago) link

I could see how it would be annoying since the Souls games are critically beloved.

I, on the other hand, agree with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q38fjcyP1IQ

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2022 22:40 (seven months ago) link

Hah ha, fair enough. But for simpletons like me, running on a 20 year lag, this game (well the last game at least) is the stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 February 2022 00:49 (seven months ago) link

I'm not disagreeing with Dunkey there (after watching the video for 20 seconds), but I assume it glosses over a lot of what makes Horizon better than other open world games (that I've never played and probably will never play).

Mobile Suit Gundam Style (Leee), Friday, 25 February 2022 01:22 (seven months ago) link

(I'm getting my terrible opinions out of my system.)

Mobile Suit Gundam Style (Leee), Friday, 25 February 2022 01:22 (seven months ago) link

i can't listen to that cunt's voice

i can't vibe with From games tbh

I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 February 2022 07:59 (seven months ago) link

Dunkey's voice is quintessential "guy who is rude to fast food workers"

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 26 February 2022 17:34 (seven months ago) link

i wd disagree with the 15 seconds of his premise that i hung in for anyway

i'd happily forever play iterations of games i already like with different stories and locations, innovation's fine but i don't think it matters much to lots of gamers

I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 February 2022 17:38 (seven months ago) link

if your favorite band puts out a 5x LP you're probably overjoyed while the average person isn't interested in hearing the band's 20th through 50th best songs. open world games almost always feel like this unless the gameplay fundamentally makes use of distance and space (e.g. forza horizon). i don't think breath of the wild or elden ring are at all exempt here, theres just a lot of people whose favorite band is zelda or dark souls

ciderpress, Saturday, 26 February 2022 18:40 (seven months ago) link

my favorite band is marble madness but the debut was too perfect to follow-up so they retired

dig your way out of the shit with a gold magic shovel! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 26 February 2022 18:42 (seven months ago) link

along the same line of reasoning, botw's world being so sparsely populated is actually an important part of why it was such a hit

ciderpress, Saturday, 26 February 2022 18:56 (seven months ago) link


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