Except Louisiana.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 1 November 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link
And Michigan.
And New York.
And Pennsylvania.
And...
― pplains, Monday, 1 November 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link
https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/11/10/howarddean128ready.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 1 November 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link
https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/maps-that-will-make-you-view-the-world-in-a-very-different-light-26-photos-16.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 2 December 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
rip melbun
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 December 2021 03:55 (two years ago) link
just so the aussies have some context, these days i live in Birdville, Queensland 4482
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 05:18 (two years ago) link
it's a landlocked state
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 05:19 (two years ago) link
apparently I'm in Cancun, so I've taken my top off
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 December 2021 06:21 (two years ago) link
matttkkkk have you heard my cancun story? it's hilarious
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 06:56 (two years ago) link
lay it on me
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 December 2021 07:26 (two years ago) link
sorry, my computer died in the middle of this, i think, so i went to bed! this story is not that hilarious, i was trying to be tongue in cheek
cancun
it was like, 1990. or 1991 or 1988. around there. i was 5 to 7 years old? my family flew to cancun. it was the first and only time i ever traveled out of the country with them. i remember four things about it. first, in the airport in cancun, my dad and i were pissing next to each other at urinals, which was already weird, and then i saw a big cockroach in the urinal and was startled and afraid to pee on it. second, we were walking in some street market and a big older guy kept pointing at me and calling me a bambino. as i already knew that babe ruth had an AKA "the bambino", i understood this as a sort of compliment. third, i had orange juice and i didn't think it was good. my mom said it's because they didn't put sugar in it. fourth, i threw up all over the place on a beach, and then as we were all packing up and walking off, someone new walked up to our big open space and put their beach chair right in the middle of the puke
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link
as specific as this post is, i wouldn’t be surprised if there are elements to it that form a part of a great deal of cancun experiences ^
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 09:02 (two years ago) link
guys this one is blowing my mindhttps://i.imgur.com/LgZDqPJ.png
China Part 2
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Friday, 3 December 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link
like “sea to shining sea” in the US doesn’t even reach across the sahara desert
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 13:37 (two years ago) link
guys this one is blowing my mind🖼
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 December 2021 14:12 (two years ago) link
see you say that, but
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link
it borders bulgaria, macedonia, albania and turkey
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
I know. Should have labeled it “Rumelia”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumelia
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link
https://www.nohrsc.noaa.gov/snow_model/images/full/National/nsm_depth/nsm_depth_current_National.jpg
― circles, Monday, 20 December 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link
Average jeans colour per US state pic.twitter.com/16eaaxJYad— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) April 13, 2022
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link
Wyoming is purple
― calstars, Thursday, 14 April 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link
My current jeans are gray, which probably doesn’t affect things much one way or the other
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 20:06 (two years ago) link
What if I was Karl Malone in gray jeansWhat if I was Heathcliff it's no myth
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:02 (two years ago) link
It’s gonna be illegal in more states than you’d think pic.twitter.com/ATrbKmsCt0— ForgetfuIPerson (@ForgetfuP) May 4, 2022
― john shopkins (naus), Saturday, 7 May 2022 04:51 (one year ago) link
That seems to be about the exact states i expected, hehe. shit show usa
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 May 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link
Setting aside stateline parcels next to my fireworks tents for the abortion clinics.
― pplains, Saturday, 7 May 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link
There’s a growing import/export scene happening on the borders of red and states. Bargain basement prices
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 May 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/EF14Bj3.gif
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
in this version of our future, the united states not only faces rising waters on coasts, but also a growing fog of war that conceals with its arrival rather than illuminating, approaching from the northern and southern borders with equal intensity
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
ALSO tornadoes that move laterally from east to west.
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
The key to escaping tornado is to be unpredictable in your own movements
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link
that is actually pretty awesome. lots of details - keep an eye on roswell for a minute. and the northern lights in alaska
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/wNIqQ1e.gif
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link
the oversized state houses are funny to me vermont taken up entirely by a giant building
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 03:44 (one year ago) link
or capitol buildings i dont know if other states call them a state house
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 03:45 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rztnY7u.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2022 15:46 (one year ago) link
initial covid response?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 17 July 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link
It'll make more sense here in a couple of years.
― pplains, Monday, 18 July 2022 12:52 (one year ago) link
You know, when the Missouri River changes course and begins flowing through Arkansas.
― pplains, Monday, 18 July 2022 12:53 (one year ago) link
Fatalities from texting and driving in 1960 pic.twitter.com/2vtjNTaQvu— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) July 17, 2022
― pplains, Monday, 18 July 2022 13:38 (one year ago) link
ah cmon there had to be SOMEONE writing a letter in their studebaker before plowing into a telephone pole
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Monday, 18 July 2022 14:34 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Fyopu52_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 November 2022 14:56 (one year ago) link
Wait, does black mean no "Jeapordy" at all? The poor dears.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 17 November 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link
They're probably so small, they mooch off one of the other surrounding markets.
Mankato, Minn., for example, is a market with one television station, an NBC affiliate.
Zanesville, Ohio, has only one station, WHIZ.
― pplains, Thursday, 17 November 2022 15:13 (one year ago) link
wheres that big one, northern mississippi?
― ciderpress, Thursday, 17 November 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link
Tupelo.
― pplains, Thursday, 17 November 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link
Relevant to the thread:
https://i.imgur.com/eJ4hNEP.png
― pplains, Thursday, 17 November 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
IND ?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
Like WGN in Chicago or WTBS in Atlanta. No network affiliation.
― pplains, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link