ILX All-Time Film and Morbsies Poll: RESULTS Thread for ILX's Favorite Movies, Films, Cinema, Flicks & Moving Pictures

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I had a Pabst at #22 but I don't expect it will make it.

And I guess it is quite possible that Bresson won't show up again - don't know which of his others could beat Balthazar.

For me, it's probably hoping for too much to expect more Rivette or any Pialat to appear.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link

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49. MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (George Miller, 2015, Australia) [808.73 points; 11 votes]
S&S: DNP | TSPDT: 351 | BOXD: 229

MORBS SEZ: "Pretty good, until it gets exhausting. The most impressive effect is making Nicholas Hoult look not-gorgeous"

Fuck you all
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, March 3, 2016 4:07 PM

I want this movie to make some major asshole money.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, May 13, 2015 3:58 PM

violence can be a feminist value, ask hilary clinton
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, May 20, 2015 8:04 PM

liked this, feel i should have liked it more, maybe i just want to be 10 again
― leet gentlemen's club (contenderizer), Friday, March 4, 2016 7:29 AM

Tom Hardy's pink mouth is an effective visual effect.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, May 15, 2015 8:44 PM

Also, with the chrome spray paint thing, is it just me but was that just spray paint, or a particular steroid/hyperstim mixed with the paint? Its used multiple times, but the one guy who gets two bolts in the head/neck almost dies, huffs the shit, then flies into a berserker rage and goes out in a ball of jumping fire.
― Purves Grundy (kingfish), Thursday, May 21, 2015 12:44 PM

yeah i basically pictured it as poppers
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, May 21, 2015 12:46 PM

when even Armond is forced to admit a movie's got panache you know you've got a solid consensus
― fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Sunday, May 17, 2015 9:31 AM

but he doesnt think it's THE GREATEST FILM IN YEARS
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Sunday, May 17, 2015 9:36 AM

what a disaster for Mad Max
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, May 17, 2015 9:47 AM

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

haven't seen this, is it really one of the best 50 films of all time?

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:11 (two years ago) link

I would totally count it as one of the best 50 films of the last decade, all time prob not.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

one of my fav ilx irl memories was watching mad max in brooklyn and falling asleep during it (i had a few too many)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link

This is a poptimist website innit

imago, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link

(great film obv)

imago, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

and also by the time we got into the theater it was already at almost max cap, so we all had to split up and find a solo seat wherever we could. i found one at the very top row and must have dreamt of metal teeth and screaming guitar solo vehicles

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

don't think poptimism counts for cinema

mad max in brooklyn

not part of the official series I don't think

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

i dreamt it was canon

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

It was the name-dropping of Pialat what summoned Mad Max.

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

fury road and mandy are v aligned in my mind, wonder if voters overlapped on those

johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link

*giggles*

tbf MMFR was only longlist, surprised it only has 11 votes rly

imago, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

Everyone into Fury Road should check out the black and white version at some point. It was originally conceived that way and it shows.

Chris L, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:30 (two years ago) link

I will cut Fury Road some slack cos I only saw it on TV but I'm it ain't all that, shocking I think this I know

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link

imo not I'm fucking spellchecker

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

"Witness NV!"

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

it's a shame the 1922 Murnau version of Fury Road is lost, or it would be top 10 for sure

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

I couldn't stop thinking about this movie when it first came out. It was sort of responsible for getting me into movies again after a period of disinterest.

jmm, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

In terms of filmic qualities, I'd say Mel Gibson's Apocalypto checks pretty much all the same boxes as Max Max: Fury Road, but where Gibson is essentially sentimental, MMFR has a much rawer punk/nihilist sensibility that ilxors respond to very strongly. btw, I didn't vote, so as not to dilute the results with my relative ignorance.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link

The fantastically imagined world, the meticulousness of the action sequences

jmm, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

Fury Road would be a zillion times better if the cars were all pedal powered like Bugsy Malone

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

hopefully magic mike xxl also places, cinema never got better than summer 2015

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link

it's a shame the 1922 Murnau version of Fury Road is lost, or it would be top 10 for sure

― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, October 30, 2021 12:35 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

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Just how much does deepfake technology cost?

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

don't think poptimism counts for cinema

kinda curious to hear folks unpack and debate this observation wrt movies like Jurassic Park placing

Groundhog Day and Back to the Future were both in my list, and Jurassic Park was in my HMs. I'm not nearly as well versed in cinema as many of you but there are still plenty of older and art house films in my list as well. I can explain my reasons for including each of those, and obv I wasn't alone otherwise they wouldn't have placed, but I am curious how folks' poptimist sensibilities in music do and don't translate to other media

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link

just to clarify a bit more, without exposure to poptimism in my music reading and subsequent listening (often thru ilm/ilx), i doubt i would have had any of those 3 on my ballot. and i probably still wouldn't have had jurassic park without the tongue-in-cheek conversation about it on the voting thread lol

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

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48. POSSESSION (Andrzej Żuławski, 1981, France-West Germany) [810 points; 9 votes; 1 first-place vote]
S&S: 369 | TSPDT: 602 | BOXD: DNP

MORBS SEZ: "no. but i was basically with it til the last ten minutes. so Heinz Bennent, Klaus Kinski, and Udo Kier walk into a bar..."

never heard of this
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:49 AM

this movie practically gave me a hangover
― motivatedgirl (Matt P), Friday, April 15, 2011 1:49 PM

Watching it is not unlike going into one of those carnival spook house rides expecting "scares" and slowly realizing that whoever made the damn thing was a lunatic and really isn't that concerned with preserving your physical or mental well being. Truly unnerving, truly brilliant. And Adjani (as my quote indicates) is an absolute revelation.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:03 AM

is the best movie ever. because it involves:
- crazy ass overactign by everyone.
- isabelle adjani.
- a tentaceld monster.
- isabelle adjani having sexual intercourse with said monster.
- isabelle adjani goign hysterical in the subway, vomiting blood and pus.
- isabelle adjani torturign a little balerina for her own good.
- isabelle adjani. (its a double role ok?)
- self mutilation with electric knife.
- a mysterious villain that is known by his pink socks.
- a bum that very nonchalatnly nicks a banana off adjani.
- a private eye who is flamboyantly gay in a prussian way.
- heinz benent who is more kinski than kinski, more robbins than robbins in 'high fidelity'. and does kung fu. and beats sam neil to a pulp. and gets drowned in a toilet in return.
- the only portrayal of berlin on film i can thikn of that actualy looks and feels like berlin.
- and lots and lots of moments of crystal clear madness i cant put into words because theyre lightign and editing related.
im not quite sure if i dreamt this movie. if i didnt: please discuss.
― :| (....), Monday, November 1, 2004 6:16 PM

Okay. Shit. Wow. This movie is one of the most intense and amazing artistic headfucks I've ever experienced. I have no idea how its flown so far under the radar, unless the majority of people who've seen it just want to forget that they've seen it. Which I can understand. I can safely say that Adjani's subway scene is now permanently burned into my brain. And also: of course she won best actress at Cannes. Most other actors should be shamed by her level of commitment in this film.
Is there a comparable yin to this movie's yang? It's very of a piece with The Tenant and Inland Empire in that it very effectively immerses the viewer in the characters' descent into madness/fragmentation/loss of identity. The deep, dank, dark stuff. I'm just wracking my brain trying to come up with examples of films that present a similarly immersive approach in presenting a more joyful or ecstatic madness. Something of a palate cleanser in a theoretical double bill with Possession, if you will.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, April 15, 2011 10:31 AM

Possession was absolutely agonizing to sit through. Two hours of screaming, wallowing, and psychic pain. That said, it is an achievement of some sort. Unlike anything I've ever seen. More of a "respect" than "like" movie for me. Possession's insanity frequently falls on the side of funny too, purposefully I imagine. I like the scene (from the screen cap actually) when they're having this brutal argument in the streets and a truck comes rolling through with cars on the back that come unleashed and go smashing across the street. They stop arguing and Sam Neil just walks off and kicks a soccerball around with some kids for a moment.
― circa1916, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:05 AM

even more than The Brood, it's the most descriptive divorce film about being in love with an impossibly beautiful, genuinely insane woman you could hope to see.
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 2:36 PM

I feel like most romantic dramas would be improved by the addition of Heinrich.
― JoeStork, Sunday, December 27, 2015 5:35 PM

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link

oh wow i've literally put this movie on about 20 minutes ago, eerie coincidence

maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link

my #7, watched possession for the first time about 5 years ago and knew nothing about it or what kind of film it was, love that the horror or their relationship is the real horror, also like all of my favourite films, it prioritizes evoking a particular place and time over plot / performance.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link

xp NV, but is it really a coincidence?

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

ok this sounds sick. i might sign up for Metrograph just to see it, since it's available... nowhere else? NV, where did u find it?

davey, Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

Been interesting seeing this movie’s rep grow the last few years despite not being on streaming or even easy to find on disc in the USA.

A restoration is touring now, btw (and headed my way next week).

Chris L, Saturday, 30 October 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link

Man I wish I could see this in cinema

siffleur’s mom (wins), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:04 (two years ago) link

I recently showed it to a friend who knew nothing about it & so wasn’t expecting the big turn with the reveal of the lover (I even had to hide the dvd box from him), that was fun

His verdict: “that was horrible!”

siffleur’s mom (wins), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link

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47. FARGO (Joel & Ethan Coen, 1996, USA) [811.1 points; 10 votes]
S&S: 297 | TSPDT: 196 | BOXD: 151

MORBS SEZ: "the Coens clearly hate most humans -- so far, so good -- but did not consistently express it artfully until the 21st century. Fargo is a smug funny-accent travesty."

as much as i love lebowski & fink, fargo is the only perfect movie
― and what, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:33 PM

i've never been able to stay awake through fargo, but there are great parts in there.
― msp, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:16 PM

Fargo is their only movie that i think is actually overpraised, good though it is.
― ghost rider, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 9:10 AM

i have never been able to watch fargo, and i have no idea why as everything about it suggests i should love it.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:27 AM

fargo sucks.
― omar little, Thursday, January 17, 2008 3:09 PM

the funniest thing about fargo was all of the characters speaking with that Minnesota accent. even years of watching MST3K can't destroy the sheer joy of hearing people talk like that!
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Friday, March 30, 2012 3:42 PM

I really, really like Fargo, but the scene where Buscemi returns to the cabin to find Mrs. Lundegaard shot in the head (SPOILER ALERT) after they've mostly played her abduction for laughs throughout really sucks the wind out of the movie for me and takes it from the realm of "pitch-black comedy" to "unnecessarily mean." I realize that's almost preposterous in light of what happens to Buscemi and Harve Presnell, but the tone of it just gave me sourface.
― jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, March 30, 2012 3:02 PM

is there an animated gif of the fargo sex scene
― marmotwolof, Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:31 AM

it's your star; reach for it.
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:32 AM

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link

probably the least I've enjoyed a Coens but eh

imago, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link

It doesn't suck, but they did better before and (certainly) afterward. So damn pat. One of my first film reviews, published in my college paper.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

Oh I need to dig up my HS Fargo review. I'm sure it's unimpeachable.

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

yeah this is the coen brothers film I really don't get, still I know I am in the minority in this

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

probably the least I've enjoyed a Coens but eh

― imago

In a catalog that includes Blood Simple, The Hudsucker Proxy, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Intolerable Cruelty, and Hail, Caesar!?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

I came out of the one time I saw Possession not knowing what the fuck I'd just seen, I'm guessing the next time I watch it I'll be able to appreciate what Żuławski's doing a lot better without having to pick my jaw up off the floor every five minutes. The same director's 'The Third Part of the Night' is another crazed fever dream, haven't seen anything else he's done though.

Wish I'd got around to sending in a ballot for this btw.

sunrise: a song of multiple red flags (Matt #2), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link

Oh yeah, OBWAT sucked. I've enjoyed (if not loved) 3 others you've mentioned tho

imago, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link

It's the only film of theirs I love. Will A Serious Man place?

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link

A Serious Man gets the Morbz boost iirc, prob deserves to place too

imago, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link

It'd be in my 200

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link

Groundhog Day and Back to the Future were both in my list, and Jurassic Park was in my HMs. I'm not nearly as well versed in cinema as many of you but there are still plenty of older and art house films in my list as well. I can explain my reasons for including each of those, and obv I wasn't alone otherwise they wouldn't have placed, but I am curious how folks' poptimist sensibilities in music do and don't translate to other media

Speaking just for myself: I feel like pop music, even at its billion dollar industry height, was always very receptive to magpies, novelties, appropriations of various underground styles, that kind of thing. Trends arrive and fizzle out at a rapid pace (don't really know whether to write in the present or past tense here, lol, I'm so disconnected from the medium's current state). There's an excitement there that to me is totally absent from mainstream cinema which, probably due to the different scale of money involved, trends pretty conservative. I'm more likely to find that kind of crazy momentum in cult cinema - Italian popular cinema of the 60's and 70's, for instance, moves with a similar fast paced, anything goes sensibility, and has the same sort of overlap between ppl with artistic pretensions and gleeful opportunists. Roger Corman is another figure that reminds me of that, like he could have easily been a pop producer jumping from genre to genre in search of that hit.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:24 (two years ago) link

I'd be surprised if A Serious Man didn't place - it monstered the 2017 Coen Bros. poll. The question is whether this means The Big Lebowski and No Country for Old Men, both of which came above Fargo there, have yet to place.

There's an interesting Tom Ewing article on Thrill Power that seems relevant to Daniel_rf's point: https://pitchfork.com/features/poptimist/6588-poptimist-3/

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link

Also that is a top-tier Morbs comment

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

If I didn't follow a one-film-per-director rule, Fargo might have been one of my 40 votes.

clemenza, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

What fun is being into movies if Kiarostami and Hamaguchi aren’t knocking boots with Spielberg and Daffy Duck?

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link


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