hey let's go on the internet and then think about life there
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
that's like every waking moment I'm at home alone :(
― mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry I think that was meant for the bummers thread, or it was a self-zing
― mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
ban all chicago people plz
-- cutty, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:54 AM (Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:54 AM) Bookmark Link
cutty otm. there's a reason i stopped reading ilx.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
bring back the zings
― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I do this by giving a mental Pitchfork rating to each album, grabbing all of those that get 9.9 or 10.0, and then ordering them.
1) Mansun - Six 2) Cardiacs - Guns 3) Cardiacs - Sing To God 4) Yes - Relayer 5) Talk Talk - Spirit Of Eden 6) Blur - 13 7) SFA - Rings Around The World 8) Hood - Rustic Houses Forlorn Valleys 9) Oceansize - Effloresce 10) Duran Duran - Rio
-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
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no wait 10) Ride - Going Blank Again (re-issue w/bonus trax)
-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:25 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
. . .
Rings Around The World? You ARE young.
-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't date dog people. I honestly don't. If you have a dog, you're out. It's not like some rule I wrote down, I just kind of naturally lose interest, like you just told me you have a 6-year-old boy.
-- kenan, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Dog owners breathe a collective sigh of relief.
-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:14 (sixteen years ago) link
parents of young boys breathe a collective sigh of relief
― s1ocki, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link
is that a quote from the vagina kenanlogues
― estela, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not like some rule that I wrote down, it's just some rule that I have.
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
s1ocki OTM you got to stay current
― sanskrit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Biters of tIREd
― jergïns, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link
what is wrong w/ that guy
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 21 June 2007 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Which one?
― John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 06:13 (sixteen years ago) link
zing
― am0n, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link
:-| = working reunions weekend at your college right after breaking up with the girl youve been dating all through college and had expected to date for much longer and interacting w/ a ton of people who met at yr college and got married and feeling totally reverse-nostalgiac and anxious about/excited for the future and realizing you need to take better care of your health and really value yr friends and those nights when youre like "ugh im depressed im probably just going to smoke some pot and watch tron and altered states and make some frozen french bread pizzza" are probably better spent out interacting w/ other human beings and taking advantage of your freedom and you know what this is actually the last summer you have (like REAL summer) and so youre sorta drunk on booze obtained w/ stolen drink tickets and you go to the dj booth at the radio station where you work (because you cant go to the break room since your ex-girlfriend is there) and turn on yr last.fm station and fucking PLAINSONG starts and you dont even really listen to the cure and youre just all like :-| -- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 3:51 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Linktimes like this make me wish i had a livejournal -- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:00 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Linkme too :-/ -- river wolf, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:03 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
times like this make me wish i had a livejournal -- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:00 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
me too :-/ -- river wolf, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:03 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
― jaxon, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
although i think the final :-/ kinda ruins it
JT Leroy is no joke perpetrated by anyone, he's BRILLIANT. And does make the occasional appearance. The only thing about the whole phenomenon that sucks is Ms C Love is angling to play the mum in the film of Sarah.
-- suzy, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (5 years ago) Link
lollololoolololol
-- I am Robocop, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Dude please, 2001? The book *had* just come out, I liked the writing, and yeah I have an old Cooper connection. BFD.
It could be a lot worse. One could be my former editor, who thought she was participating in phone conversations with JTL!
-- suzy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:10 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
this type of hoax is enabled and perpetuated by the type of person who is "in the know"--the type of person who pretends to know something when they just know someone (or know someone who knows someone, etc.) who has told them that they know something
-- RJG, Sunday, 24 June 2007 16:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Factual zing!
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link
that's very classic.
― jed_, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
somone hunt down micheal reed and invite him to gloat a little on that thread
― sanskrit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
haha when rjg posted that i was like "INCOMING!!!!!". protect ya neck.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
which thread is this, guys? I can't find it
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
JT Leroy
― jim, Sunday, 24 June 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.onlythebestleads.com/img/pic-2.jpg
Always Blame Courtney!
― chaki, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
A++
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
blame needs to be assigned for this
http://www.stereogum.com/img/virgincourtney.jpg
― jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
(for the queasy, link but no post)
lol u read stereogumm
― sanskrit, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link
zing?
― jergïns, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
WTF
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 24 June 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Mila Kunis is not at all attractive.
-- milo z, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:24 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
MILO IS KING OF RONG
-- deej, Thursday, June 21, 2007 3:59 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 3:59 PM) Bookmark Link
no, he's totally otm there
-- gabbneb, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:16 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:16 PM) Bookmark Link
now HERE'S a guy you want in your corner!
-- David R., Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:19 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:19 PM) Bookmark Link
in fairness milo does seem to be able to recognize when a person does not actually have red hair so he's not the KING of rong.
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:23 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link
this is like when you smash a mosquito so hard your hard stings
And why not orgasming was such a major deal to her to begin with? (I know several women to whom it's not.)
-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, January 8, 2007 5:45 PM (5 months ago)
or at least they told you this
-- and what (ooo), Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:38 PM (5 months ago)
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm also unfamiliar with this era of Genesis. However there's this really cool website called Google that answers these questions. You should check it out sometime. (answer:The Carpet Crawlers).
-- everything, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:04 PM (Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:04 PM) Bookmark Link
Well apparently I didn't need to. Thanks.
-- J Kaw, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:13 PM (Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:13 PM) Bookmark Link
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess maybe if you're already taken there's no signals of desperation that girls can pick up on! That might make you more attractive, I suppose. Can't say I've noticed much difference myself though.
-- Colonel Poo, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:27 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
your name is "colonel poo"
-- Tracer Hand, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:42 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
(I am so easily amused by toilet humour)
I am so easily amused by toilet humour
-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:45 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow, I got that one minutes before I expected to. Kudos.
― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I am easily amused by rote strikethrough zings :/
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I srsly expected to be zinged for it! I'm not sure what that says about how lazy my posting has become.
― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link
eBay is an e-commerce platform made up of many sellers
http://music.ebay.co.uk/
-- djmartian, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Thanks for that link - not sure it'll catch on though.
-- Matt DC, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:52 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― That one guy that quit, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
sdfm dfksd
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
what thread
fopp, on ilm
"sdfm dfksd"
waht
― That one guy that quit, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?
-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
try to keep it under 4,000 words
-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha i love nabisco but that is some funny stuff
― rrrobyn, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, same here. but that was undeniable.
― scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't even hate on the guy. i just see what you guys post here and everyone laughing about the nabisco otm meme. just a bit of fun
― jaxon, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Plus, the lion's share of the CFLs on the market today are actually slightly warmer in color than standard tungsten. Not only is he lying though his teeth, but there's absolutely no point to it.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg
I like this one because, if you think about it for more than a half a second, it actually pretty elequently makes the exact opposite point (I assume) it's trying to make.
The people are a bully with a short attention span and a distrust of anything complex, so he comes over and knocks down something that two kids, usually sworn enimies, have spent a lot of time working together to build, and something that might well have been pretty cool.
http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon712.jpg
Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?
-- en i see kay, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:06 (Yesterday) Link
http://www.faithmouse.com/disproportunate_not.gif
-- Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:45 (16 hours ago) Link
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― sleep, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
holy shit xD
― am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
ha, one point for that guy.
― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link