Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

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Michelangelo, da Vinci, Botticelli ... Baldelli? Devil Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli may not rank among the Italian masters, but he has made a lasting contribution to art, one that won't biodegrade for 2,000 years. While on the bench during a long recovery from assorted injuries, Baldelli, 24, doodled on Styrofoam coffee cups, using a sunflower seed as his stylus. Soon, he was carving portraits of teammates -- each took about five innings to complete -- and refining his technique. "I'd need a sharp seed to do the outlines," he says, "then I'd use the dull end to do the shading."

Baldelli did three portraits. Pitcher Mark Hendrickson was "shocked" by the resemblance; catcher Toby Hall admires Baldelli's rendering of facial hair ("long, fuzzy little chin hair, eyebrows, everything"). But all agree Baldelli's masterpiece is his Julio Lugo. "Impressive," says the shortstop. "The mustache he got right, and the nose, that's the difficult part."

The subsequent trading of all three of Baldelli's subjects has led some in Tampa Bay's clubhouse to joke that his pieces have a dark side. That may be why he never did a self-portrait -- "It'd be one ugly picture," he says -- before his return to the lineup interrupted his art career. Says Baldelli of his Styrofoam series, "It's a real limited edition."

While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).

The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.

& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.

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pleats

Kurdt would not approve.

im gonna go with sam fuld atm

dernell stenson award-winner . . . good choice

and i dont like him but chase utley looks good too

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also jacoby of course, but homeboy needs to never ever smile or open his mouth

a girl pointed out to me a few years ago that david wright has 'midget face' and thats all i can see when i look at him now

utley's hair, tho -- come on

what's wrong with utley's hair

you must be thinking of cole 'pert plus' hamels

utley's hair is a helmet of grease -- it is disturbing

still a better look than cole's butt cut

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wait are you the phillies fan roxy is dating?

?????

j/k utley stan

anyway... whenever i see rick ankiel i think he looks like lou diamond phillips, which could be hot to someone

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i knew a girl (crazy yankees fan) who thought jorge posada was ~the absolute hottest~ but i just dk about that

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btw

bryce harper has a teammate apply his eyeblack before each game (no word on how this teammate is chosen) and does not appreciate having pictures taken of this process

xp i used to think jorge looked like balki from perfect strangers amiwrong

lol @ cole hamels hair

tbh hair doesnt really matter to me in this case - they are in hats all the time

i remember being surprised that that pedroia is balding - had never seen him with hat off

that said, he is not hot anyway

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^yes

he also looks like sam fuld imo

supersized

lol

Paul Goldschmidt hawt

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the hottest player on the Brewers according to most females in this area is Jonathon Lucroy. WTF

matt kemp used to be until he got a tattoo of a photo of his fucking grandparents on his chest

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well, with the uni on then, u hater of the elderly.

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come on. it's still JJ Hardy.

he's a top tenner, still find Kemp, Braun, others more swoony

Eric Sogard loses Face

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Khris Davis of your Milwaukee Brewers

hahaha I GUESS NOT

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Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...

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that's a great celebration

Felt the same way when he was traded away.

sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)

More on:

http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/

per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."

http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html

the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny

per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."

http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html

"tool"

"catcher"

Sorry.

Oh hai.