songs about masturbation

April Wine - "Rock Myself to Sleep" from the Fright Night OST.

I had no idea there was a music video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7rbHmRq-SA

Battles - "Atlas"

Well, i always assumed Willie and the Hand Jive was about wanking......

Charlotte Hatherley, "Roll Over & Let It Go"

Motorhead - "Vibrator"
come on, people...

no, You come on people!

Incredible String Band, When You Find Out Who You Are

Remember young man of the time
when your love stick
First rose free between your legs
Like a growing tree

... stupid lyric

The Beautiful South, "Tonight I Fancy Myself"

Juice on the Loose -- Rose Tattoo

Ritchie Valens "Ohh My Head"

God Bullies - Artificial Insemination by Aliens:
"I must have killed millions and millions of babies with my bare hands..." :D

I just had a revelation with Webb Pierce's "Walking the Dog":

I'm walking the dog and I'm never blue
I'm walking the dog, I ain't thinkin' 'bout you
I don't need no one to tie me down
I'm walking the dog and I'm paintin' the town
Such an easy life, I never knew until the day that I left you
Well I'm a carefree lad that's seen the light
I'm walking the dog all the day and all night

brilliant euphemism

Silver Bullet - 20 Seconds To Com(ply)

(j/k)

The Flaming Lips - "The Southern Oklahoma Cosmic Trigger Contest" (the best masturbation song ever)

Circle Jerks - "What's Your Problem?"

.38 special - hold on loosely

vh1 told me that too!

P!nk - "U + Ur Hand"

if the Meat Puppets merged with ex members of the Beatles would they be the Meat Beatles?

Finger 11 + Bangles=Fingerbangles

"The Southern Oklahoma Cosmic Trigger Contest" - I'm assuming, then, that "Keep the Cosmic Trigger Happy" by The Super Furry Animals is a reference to this?

"Keep the Cosmic Trigger Happy" came first.

that's what she said

Faith No More, "Epic"

or is that too obv?

Toby Keith, "Pump Jack"

Presidents of The USA- "Peaches"

I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you woman

Rattlesnake Shake by Fleetwood Mac

Courtney Barnett, "Lance Jr."
Victoria Monét, "Ten New Friends"

'And when she asks me, which one I love the best?
I tear open my shirt and I show "Rosie" on my chest'

Size 14: "Claire Danes Poster"
Zebrahead: "Playmate of The Year"

OMG what about the brilliant 'Softcore' by Maurice & the Cliches? "She's got a birthmark that looks just like a staple. She's from New Jersey- she wants to be an actress.."

guys eyes - animal collective

Charli XCX - Body Of My Own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Va-6_60-gg

Lights out
So high
All alone
I've got a body of my own

Sondre Lerche - "Single-Hand Affairs"

Brilliant premise; - he and his girl meet up for a date, hit it off well, but don't hook up; they leave separately and go to their respective homes, where they both wank whilst thinking about each other...

I just noticed his new album is called Solo Pleasure, but it's not about ~that~.

Animal Collective actually don't have any songs about masturbation, they're just wank.

lol

Lady Gaga - "Dancin' in Circles"

a good subthread or subtopic would be "songs that use dancing as a metaphor for masturbation"

This thread reminds me of myself as a kid, explaining sotto voce, to the counselor who ran the camp radio station, what the song "She Bop" was about (back when this was still relatively fresh information).

Toni Braxton’s “Another Sad Love Song”.

Or it could really be about obsessive radio listening during car drives, like it says on the tin, in which case I’m terribly sorry (as is the insistent drum pattern).

"Captain Jack," of course.

And for flappy bird, "Get Into the Groove":

I'm tired of dancing here all by myself / Tonight I want to dance with someone else.

Rattlesnake Shake by Fleetwood Mac

― zaxxon25, Monday, April 7, 2008 4:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And Rattlesnake Shake by Motley Crue!

Got the rattle
Snake wants to spit
Call 9-7-6 and let my hand do the rest

Holding My Own - the darkness

Pictures of Lily by the Who, of course