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Terminator 3 > AI

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I, ROBOT >>>>>>>>>> every other movie ever made except Behind Enemy Lines and I Heart Huckabees (tie)

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Alan Smithee/Judas Booth cut of DUNE gets honorable mention for not really actually being a movie that was ever made

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

AI >>>>>K-PAX

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES

Laurel, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

wait, how did we get on i robot.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

or dune, really. this is just non-sequiturs.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Huh, I was just watching the Terminator 3 HD-DVD the other night and it's better than I remembered it . . . eh, at least it has the courage of its convictions. (Cue mushroom clouds.)

Where's the love for Bambi here?

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't seen I, Robot or Behind Enemy Lines but consider I Heart Huckabees to be a high watermark in modern cinema, so I am excited to see them now!

Alba, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SIN PETINYAH
NAHBADABEECHA BOH
(sicha goo hen ya o wey)

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

:D

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

so like in an alternate universe The Black Hole and Harvey are the same film, right, where the lone surviving scientist on the Cygnus is Elwood P. Dowd, and instead of a big red demonic robot, there's an invisible giant rabbit. They get drunk and steer the cygnus on a collision course with the black hole and the Palomino crew is thinking about escaping but then they're all like "fuck it"

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/pinocchio/16.jpg by a dozen miles.

remy bean, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

had the score to aladdin on casette tape and it was probably the only music i listened to in 1992.

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

that and check your head, probably

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

lol gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

was it gilbert gottfried's last great role? i say yes.

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

ok I am officially scared of the day we discover some internet jukebox in a bar that has disney musicals on it

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

one time we were on a bus ride to put on our production of THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (i guess i should retract my lol gay thing now) for underprivleged elementary school students and me and my friend j0sh spent the entire ride sitting in the back of the bus singing 'a whole new world' at each other, really loudly, while eating frosting. we got yelled at eventually :(

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I would have voted for Dumbo, save for the minstrel show crows. "I be dun seen bout ever'thing" etc. Uhhh...

So instead I went for The Little Mermaid, because I am a homosexual and I love Ursula/Divine.

kenan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

"i wanna be like you" is an awesome song, i would put that on in a bar

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

wait, is aladdin really that old? i thought i was way older when that movie came out. at least i was way older when i was jacked up on sugar, manically singing the theme song from that movie. wow wtf.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

im gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware
(ive never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair)
im brushin up on lookin down, im workin on my roar

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

lol i was 7 what's your excuse

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

can you feel the love tonight = #1 all-time jam of all time

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i was in drama club :\

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

max is on another plane right now, basically

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i can see what's happening
(what?)
and they don't have a clue
(who?)
they'll fall in love--and here's the bottom line--
our trio's down to two
(oh.)

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

actually you know what? like 87% of our jokes were based around the film aladdin that year. what the hell?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean it came out like 4 or 5 years earlier??? why would we base our entire school year around cracks about aladdin?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

max is on the money plane

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

aladdin's good an all but freal guys--THE LION KING is straight fucking godly

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

jesus i needed different friends.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

dude the lion king sucks.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

the nazi-hyenas??!?!?! BE PREPAAAAARED

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

ally you suck and so does your life and everything you do and all the food you eat

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Somewhere around my sophomore year of high school, before my voice changed irrevocably, I could do an incredible imitation of Geddy Lee singing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight".

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i know that but it doesn't make the lion king any better

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

"Mufasa!"

"Say it again!"

"Mufaaaasssssaaa!"

C. Grisso/McCain, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

man and the scene where scar gets killed?! anyone who doesnt respond to this movie with EMOTION is in all likelihood damaged in some way (unloving parents, etc)

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

have you guys ever been to baia y/n

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

moonship journey to baia

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

ok ally we can agree on three caballeros. the scene where carmen miranda is singing and her head is like, the moon? or whatever? is probably the reason i smoke so much pot. it affected me.

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I am not seeing anywhere near enough love for The Little Mermaid, or Ursula the Witch. Step it up, ppl.

kenan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

that whole scene is a big masturbation euphemism.

xpost seriously dude my sister had the little mermaid cassette tape and i have had quite enough of the little mermaid to last a lifetime.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, srsly:

http://www.aa.e-mansion.com/~rydeen/Resources/BambiMotherImage01-200.JPG

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

MY LITTLE POOPSIES!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

disney movies made before little mermaid with few exceptions are for lames and old people

max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

no Pete's Dragon, no credibility

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i appreciate the little mermaid all cocks 94/7 original vhs artwork though. my mom still has it!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link


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