What do you think about when you masturbate?

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A conversation piece? It can't be that good if when you take it out your partner starts *talking*.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

*snarfing* I think I need to work on my technique.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a see through purple one and one that's pink glitter. rah!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Apparently it's all in the 'conditioning' anyway.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

*sigh* I remember when "What color is your parachute" was the question of the day.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was going to say that the see-through purple one and the pink glittery one sound very tacky but then I caught myself. What would constitute a tasteful one? Perhaps a see-through one with the some poems of Lord Byron within?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ew, too Starbucks.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have a parachute TOO? Do you use both in tandem?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

It sounds like yours would make lovely sun-catchers, That Girl. Ever consider hanging them in the window so they can cast pretty colors throughout the room?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey laura, mine rock, girly style.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have a parachute TOO? Do you use both in tandem?

Not since that incident with the bungee cord.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

She'd have to shine them up first.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

whenever i forget that ile is primarly entertainment, i read a thread like this. this is the kind of thread you show to non-ilx people because its funny:)

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I must show it to my colleagues tomorrow.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...

ess sex

― ahmed, Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

Open Windows' medical post upthread is extremely funny.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

I think the "things you've done" vs. "things you haven't done" divide is very interesting, but I would've thought the gender correlation that Kate suggests would've been reversed. Things I haven't done, after all, also = people I haven't been with, and 99% of the time that's what I'm thinking about.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 9 November 2003 09:23 (twenty years ago) link

Well no, things you've done or haven't and people you've not had sex with can usefully be regarded as two orthogonal concepts. There isn't very much sexually that I haven't done that I would like to, but there are loads of people I'd like to have sex with but haven't, and with any of them I can imagine doing things I've done before or things I haven't. I think it barely qualifies as fantasising if you are thinking about things you've done with the actual people you did them with - that's remembering, not fantasising.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 November 2003 10:05 (twenty years ago) link

i feel ambivlent about acts of pentration in porn, for a variety of post feminist reasons conflated with early mormonism, and so i mostly jerk about men taking their clothes off.

― anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 9 November 2003 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

I think it barely qualifies as fantasising if you are thinking about things you've done with the actual people you did them with - that's remembering, not fantasising.

But the thread is simply called, "What do you think about when you masturbate?" (not "What do you fantasize about...") -- and I do know women who've told me that they think about specific past sexual experiences they've had. That's why I was speculating that it was perhaps more of a female thing to do.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, I know - I was making a distinction rather than anything else. I have done it occasionally too.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38948000/jpg/_38948823_fawcett203.jpg

― ChasWindsor, Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

strong sideburns, gruff visage, aces all the way.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

There's a picture of him younger, shooting with Charles, in which he looks just like NA Nick.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 November 2003 00:28 (twenty years ago) link

Marcello you seem like a bit of a Fruit......

onto wanking....Angelina Jolie...Hmmmmmmmm

― smileygiles, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

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