BETTER CHEDDARS FUCKIN UP THE CHEESE CRACKER GAME

what

lol i was just saying its not just the cheese crackers thread anymore its the official 1p3 snacks thread!!! it didnt have to be such a production lol

oh ok was just joshin the hoos O_o

<3 o_O <3

today I explained to the boxes of bett0r chedd0rs at the store that it's nothing personal but I just can't be eatin that kinda thing any more

they seemed to take the news well

they were dying inside

It's okay, they're in a rebound relationship with me now.

u cad!!

it's all cool between me & the Rev & the Better Cheddars, before I left the aisle I told em our time together would always be a beautiful thing to me but I got some personal things to work out over in the fresh fruits & vegetable section so they should feed whoever could really be themselves with

i am so retarded that that made me feel slightly sad lol

Okay, guys, seriously. Listen. LISTEN! I bought this box of Snyders of Hanover's hard sourdough pretzels. Have been eating them since a kid. I have long liked to take them in the shower to eat. I don't know why. They are my only shower food. One day the Snyders QC people got rid of the bubbles that would back into the crust of the pretzels. The bubbled up crust, that dark brown part of the pretzel, was the best part, and I loved to eat off the bubbles before eating the rest. They could only ruin this pretzel, though, by somehow getting rid of the dark part altogether. The knots at the end where the pretzel is colored really dark and most of the salt gets stuck is my new favorite part.

So, I bought this box and there were a lot of broken pretzels in it. There was a Beck lyric that goes "smokin' broken pretzels" that has always stuck with me. Who didn't used to smoke broken stick pretzels? A-holes, maybe? Okay, so when I got to the end of the box there were few pretzels I wanted to choose from. I poured what was left into a cereal bowl, careful not to pour too much of the salt in. Then I scooped a few scoops of Dannon's all natural vanilla ice cream into the bowl and stirred the mixture up.

IT WAS WAY BETTER THAN IT SHOULD'VE BEEN! This could become a regular thing.

that would bake into, not back into

That sounds good to me. I'm into salty/sweet.

Lol @ "A-holes, maybe?"

salty sweet is awesome. y'all had salted caramel stuff?

Salted caramel ice cream! Also balsamic strawberry. Both can be had from Bi-Rite in the Mission. I wish every town had a weird ice cream parlor.

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Foie gras jelly donut - cannot vouch for this

give me one reason why i should ban yall

ban-quet

I had a big essay against any food that comes on plates with dots of syrup artfully surrounding it and stuff but the sense of it was: better cheddars do not need fancy presentation to get shit done. therefore, I support better cheddars against that thing that looks like a gulab jamun between two oreos.

I'm in a drought tbh, ain't had Better Cheddars in a month or so.

better cheddars rain down your good love on me

kinda digging carne seca beef jerky atm

with a diet barq's root beer. haw, could i be more south knoxville right now

I don't know a south knoxville from a north knoxville tbqh

i ate cheez its they are the best

The south has more trees and if you keep going south I think you end up in Dollywood.

We should start a 1p3 thread about this.

But only Roxy, nickalicious and I would post.

inspired by thread i went looking for better cheddars at the supermarket across the street. the closest thing they had was flavor blasted cheddar cheese goldfish which were a solid A- snackfood, but did not quite satisfy the craving.

For the past couple of years, I've only really liked the whole wheat goldfish - they seem to extend the flavor somehow.

Someday, I'm going to actually knuckel down and make myself some cheese grissini.

nickalicious is from kentucky, bryce

there are a few other ilxors from knoxville though! tipsy mothra, tracer hand and tombot all used to live here

confession - i've never been to dollywood! i don't think my grandma knows that, if she did she would grand-disown me.

fwiw i gave a big speech in front of pilot light in july about how much more i like knoxville than nashville to some girl who worked there with her leg in a cast

haha are you sure that wasnt a guy?!?!?!

im sorry i missed your show there nicka u_u

what u know about cheez-it's INSIDE a breakfast quesadilla

J0RDAN S4RGENT FUCKIN UPS THE CHEESE CRACKER GAME

n/l, sarge

just sitting here applauding

I had a big essay against any food that comes on plates with dots of syrup artfully surrounding it

wish i coulda read this bc this is one of my many pet peeves

cheez-its on the bus tbh

you guys digging these?

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kettle gettin' all next level

those chips are nuts. almost too intense.

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whaaaaaat