It was sponsored by Luvs and linked directly to the Luvs website. Maybe someone is trying to get fired?
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 13:31 (two years ago) link
That Charmin Bear has a lot to answer for.
― pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:57 (two years ago) link
I mean tbf the tp companies for years now have been inching ever closer to explicitly acknowledging the primary use of their product. I thoroughly expect to see a soiled wad of bumwipe featured in a commercial sometime before I perish.
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link
my dear friend has a nice thread of some of these that he's encountered
running thread of clickbait ads i've enjoyed pic.twitter.com/LU7CglNgQ8— prefab clout (@aunty_warhol) September 4, 2021
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link
^clever way to leverage clickbait ads into secondary clickbait for your twitter account
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link
"pro level"
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link
he really is a fun and funny guy
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link
https://images.outbrainimg.com/transform/v3/eyJpdSI6ImU3NzA5YzFmYTY0MWI0MzZhYThkNzM2MjYyOTM0OGU3ZmVjYjEzN2NkYjkxOWFiYzk1MTRlNGI2NzQxM2U3ZmIiLCJ3IjozMDAsImgiOjIyMCwiZCI6MS41LCJjcyI6MCwiZiI6NH0.webp We Can Guess Your Education Level in 12 Questions
― BrianB, Monday, 25 October 2021 12:33 (two years ago) link
question 1 - what was your highest level of education
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link
lol
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 October 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/p4DqSIT.png
what are they trying to tell me? how could this possibly result in money for them, if i stop wearing underwear?
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 02:58 (two years ago) link
you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya
― Clay, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:07 (two years ago) link
this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome
― a swift, a shrike, a kite, a (cat), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:08 (two years ago) link
but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:11 (two years ago) link
that doesn't seem so bad. so, i guess i'll stop wearing underwear then
That underwear was originally white
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:02 (two years ago) link
and what about the bodydear god
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:09 (two years ago) link
maybe i'm reading them wrong. they say
WHEN YOU STARTSLEEPING NAKED,THIS IS WHAT WILLHAPPEN
and
WHAT HAPPENS TOYOUR BODY WHENYOU STOP WEARINGUNDERWEAR
maybe those are actually questions, put out there without question marks, by someone out there searching for an answer? that would make more sense, as far as what would be the point of the ad, then they currently stand
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:12 (two years ago) link
it's like, when i start sleeping naked, maybe this will happen? (an attractive woman rests peacefully by my side) possibly?
and man, though, what DOES happen to your body when you stop wearing underwear, anyway?
― just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:13 (two years ago) link
when there's no more room in pants, farts will walk the earth
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/D1pjZMx/Screenshot-2022-01-13-1-38-32-AM.png
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:39 (two years ago) link
Placing luggage in a hotel room's bathtub has a legitimate purpose.
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:45 (two years ago) link
But the toilet paper thing doesn't.
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:49 (two years ago) link
Kind of? In the bathtub instance one could get the same benefit from leaving the bags in the car until you've inspected the room.
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:44 (two years ago) link
The chances of a hotel room having bedbugs is small, just like the size of the creatures.
― pplains, Thursday, 13 January 2022 18:45 (two years ago) link
this raises concerns about the likelihood of finding a grizzly bear in the room
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 13 January 2022 18:52 (two years ago) link
my eyebrow is raised tbf
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 13 January 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link
The article contained several odd household tricks. One claimed it would be good to put hairbrushes in the dishwasher. Another advised about pouring various liquids down the drain, which we covered in two previous fact checks about dish soap and salt. We also found a questionable oven cleaning tip, plus purported bread uses, which we also covered in the past.
On page 41, which was the last page, a toilet paper roll trick was finally revealed. However, it had nothing to do with placing it under a toilet seat at night. It simply advised to attach a cardboard roll to a vacuum cleaner hose to reach crevices.
The 41-page article never mentioned a word about why to always place a toilet paper roll under a toilet seat at night. It was nothing but clickbait. We clicked “next page” 40 times so you don’t have to.
We looked to home improvement websites such as BobVila.com to see if there was perhaps a legitimate purpose for the toilet paper roll or a red cup going under the seat. However, we found no such tips, tricks, or “life hacks.”
After this story was published, a reader sent in a tip that said an empty toilet paper roll propping up the seat might be a helpful warning to the next person to enter the stall that there’s no toilet paper.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link
The other way to tell the next person is to wipe your ass with all of the guest towels
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:34 (two years ago) link
Why not make it weird this Mother's Day.
https://i.redd.it/8b10knd72ro81.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 12:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WxkWSuB.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:23 (one year ago) link
The Only 3 Body Parts You Need...
my ride-or-die team of 3 is: hand, eye, brain
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link
willing to sub out the brain for something else, depending on how shitty the rest of life is in this theoretical place
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link
xpost Good choices. If you relinquish your vagina you don't have to worry about what to feed it.
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link
as far as dried boogers go, if you're looking to "fix" them then you're also "missing out on a burgeoning 'can't miss' market of secondary booger sales"
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link
the #1 sign that fungus is taking over your body is that you've noticed that Second Lieutenant Mushroom Man is really crabby lately
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SAF0S4j.png
― budo jeru, Saturday, 25 June 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/gZkxKIT.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/lOVEzsw.png
really thought this was for A+ ranting on BBB, for a second was very interested in checking that out
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 August 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/r3AB3Eg.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
is she doing osamathumbsup.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/nIQAAOSw7iNfAzqk/s-l1600.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
that death stranding lyfe
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rPvGI2P.png
I dunno, I'm seeing lots of sugar in this ad.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:49 (ten months ago) link
haha
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:54 (ten months ago) link
that last panel would fit on the 'up your arse' thread as well
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 22:00 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/qgtpzC5/Clipboard01.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 22 June 2023 00:28 (ten months ago) link
"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.
https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/c14372b9-d19f-4b4c-93ab-8174c598348e/62998348.jpg
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Monday, 26 June 2023 00:08 (ten months ago) link