It's September 2021. What one player would you trade for Ben Simmons?

It seemed optimistic to me. One might not be enough but two seems too much.

thats how id assess it.

this is going well

just tuned into 'the game' it looks like the bucks are continuing their strategy of being better than everyone

perhaps kyrie and ben could just trade teams once a month for sightseeing purposes

Get ya Ben Simmons dick head shirts🗣 pic.twitter.com/FFX4OH9fHc

— Tori Lahren (@Tori_Philly4) December 9, 2021

oh christ, i just saw who i was retweeting, never mind

I don't think there is relation to Tomi?

Vaccination cards needed to see the Sixers or the Flyers play.

Y’all ready to revolt yet orrrrr you think this is normal? pic.twitter.com/P5q3RsggoJ

— Tori Lahren (@Tori_Philly4) December 13, 2021

idk i wouldn't be so sure

anyway, ben simmons dickhead shirts

I guess the parents would do that huh

It's January 2022 and this seems like a reasonable offer to me? It gives the sixers good depth for a legit push to vie for the east and i don't know what else they think they're getting.

https://www.si.com/nba/76ers/news/nba-rumors-pistons-jerami-grant-package-ben-simmons-sixers

bw this detroit offer and the potential sacramento deals i dont know why he would wait out an entire season of joel's likely short prime other than him being a stubborn fool

I guess I might do that and then when it doesn't work and Embiid is done in 4 years Morey can do Process 2.

If Process 2 is working 1 day per week on a Ringer podcast

remember when ben simmons had trade value

truly a cautionary tale about being a huge loser

yikes

https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/nets/ny-ben-simmons-bench-role-20230213-x6qmhfoborawdkygyfi226wx3q-story.html

Simmons says he has “no idea” what his role will be moving forward with this new-look team.

“Everything’s been changing all year, so it’s hard to really understand what’s going on, but hopefully we find some rhythm and consistency,” he said after shootaround Monday morning. “It’s different. It’s a different experience (coming off the bench). So whatever the team needs from us to win, I’m willing to do that.”

Simmons said his back and knee aren’t currently giving him issues.

He underwent an offseason back procedure, which he says had compensatory implications on his left knee. He has missed two different stretches of games due to the left knee — first a four-game absence due a lateral left calf strain, then another four games due to a subsequent bout with knee soreness — with both stretches coming after playing in both games of a back-to-back.

Simmons says he has not had any additional fluid drained from his knee.

“It’s getting there,” he said with optimism. “I’m able to play. For me, that’s a lot. So I’m good.”

Holy shit this is so fucking funny, ben simmons photoshopped the fuck outa himself to post on insta and fake looking swole pic.twitter.com/mSpIA9HYKI

— Nuggets stan Jonny (@jonnyschaab) August 19, 2023

lmao

so savage

What a weirdo.

he looks really good in the unedited photo that's the weirdest part

also I'm not sure putting on muscle helps with that whole"shooting the ball and having it go in the hoop" thing

Every summer with the Sixers he would post these workout photos of him taking all these jump shots (including 3s) and then the season would start and 90% of his shots came from within 5 feet of the basket.

all things are possible in nba summer