Things You Just Don't Care About

I’m choosing to read that as a verdict on Pokémon for adults.

Nobel prizes, unless they come clean and start paying the winners in sticks of dynamite.

all bond movies are bad, there isn't a framing that gets you out of this

― mark s, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:03 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

the first book has an all-time opening sentence and on like page 5 it says "bond smoked the 70th cigarette of the day" but it's downhill from there

Halsey and her ludicrous softcore autoerotica

literary clusterfucks

Saturday Night Live
mainstream literary fiction
Football (American)

I think someone telling me about a tattoo they want to get and will pay for with bitcoin which depicts a fantasy football draft would make me spontaneously combust from boredom

I gave up on Fantasy Football after last season, I auto-drafted, and I bailed after a few weeks due to reasons, and never set my lineup once or even knew who was on my team, and finished 10-4 and made the playoffs.

Corporate ethics of Facebook.

I don't know if there's an ILM version of this thread, but:

beabadoobee

Who is expecting you to care about her?

heard someone doesn't care about beabadoobee???

REGULATORS

Mount up

What Gen Zers find funny about Millennials

What various factions of the UK left commentariat think about Insulate Britain's protest tactics

Rae Dunn

and Dr Oz.

the art installation called "meow wolf" in las vegas and pictures of it

will admit to wanting to go to this

Glastonbury's cheaper surely

for me it would be both much more expensive and much more unpleasant

my hair style, but maybe I should?

Would have to see it first.

just picture a guy who just does not care about his hair style

Which side of the bed I sleep on.

I feel like this would get confusing if more than one person is sharing a bed

I don’t think my wife minds much either!

every night a surprise

For side sleepers with a preferred side (like myself), it would make a difference re: snoring vs spooning

Sometimes you just want to stare at a blank wall and ponder the meaningless of existence

OK, Greg Dulli.

I’m generally a side sleeper but I fear always sleeping on the same side will eventually take its toll on my organs or something.

You do need to rotate and flip regularly - you are doing this? You are putting your head at the other end every two weeks, right???

Look I mean if you're not then... I'm sure it's fine, but..

I try to sleep on my left side, but it never works.. gotta be on the right. I think it does affect my sideburn growth, which is uneven

i like sleeping on my side but I have this thing called GERD which means twice in the last week I've woken up choking on regurgitated bits and having to clear my throat.

on my back with inclined head it is.

GERD sucks, I'm sorry. I don't have it as much as I used to for some reason, but I actually had a couple flare-ups this year. Total not fun to wake up to a throatful of hot bile.

I think I've started with it this year, yeah not pleasant

I need to have another endoscopy tbh. goal for the new year

I just didn't care about sleeping position until I broke two ribs a month ago and now dreaming about the magical day when I can sleep on my side again occupies a significant amount of my time.

I sleep on my left side most comfortably because (a.) it allows my descending colon to descend and not vice versa and (b) I dunno, my heart isn't as suspended as high like that.

Nonetheless, similar to Andy, I run into a huge empty patch on my left cheek whenever I try to grow a beard.

I used to be a side sleeper but a few years ago I started sleeping on my back, arms folded over my chest like a vampire. Don't know what - if anything in particular - sparked the change, but I find it very comfortable.

I fall asleep quicker on my back, but it invokes me to snore more (i think). I'm comfier on the side, and yeah will flip constantly.

Had GERD for a bit a few years ago. Same unpleasant late night near-vomit wake-ups and weird chest feelings that had me worried about heart troubles. Went away quickly once my doctor prescribed Dexilant.

I was very much a stomach sleeper, but obviously with a colostomy I can't really sleep on my stomach, so I've had to get used to sleeping on my side or back and I FUCKING HATE IT. I never had trouble sleeping until this, tbh— now it's a miracle if I make it through the night. I miss sleeping on my stomach so much.

Sex. It's just not as good as quadruple dropping MDMA on 10 tabs of lsd. No idea why people love it so much. you just make some silly noises like you're a strangled puppy and then its all over. Orgies I guess are more interesting because everyone sounds like strangled puppies, but that's why they should play Derek Bailey, Han dennunc and Peter Brotzmann at swinger parties.

Oh good, you’re in this thread too.

I move around a lot in my sleep if I'm alone and wake up with the blankets strangling me or in a position that's fucking up my shoulder or neck so I've started sleeping on my couch 2/3 of the time. For whatever reason I sleep like a log on couches and don't move at all.

fireworks