I POLLed It On The ILX! - ILM Artist Poll #110 - ZZ Top - Results Thread

Thinking about Afterburner, what if it hadn't wound up being a New Jersey? Could ZZ Top ever have remained truly giant stars, or were there limitations to how popular they could have ever been?

I think the only way they could have pulled that off they would have to had 'pulled an Aerosmith' and brought in song doctors/outside producers etc. They were so hermetically sealed off by Bill Ham, and God help anybody coming in with their own outlook (just ask Lindon Hudson!).

Of course, five years between Afterburner and Recycler (and Recycler being what it is) didn't help.

XP Thanks Spottie for doing the Spotify!

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25. “A Fool For Your Stockings”
Degüello, 1979
83 Points (4 Votes)

The Track
Live In Germany 1980 with bonus "Funky Dogs and Nasty Kings", which...

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24. “Nasty Dogs And Funky Kings”
Fandango!, 1975
85 Points (4 Points)

The Track
Six Pack Version
Live On Jools Holland 1996

I ranked "Stockings" much higher, but that's okay. I don't actually think it's a particularly great song, just a groove I like a lot.

Fun Trivia: "A Fool..." is other Classic Rock tune featured in the original version of SNL's "Schmidt's Gay" ad parody.

As seen here: https://vimeo.com/169759649

nasty dogs has a killer groove. love how its a short song that fades out for the last 30 seconds like its some epic

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23. “I Wanna Drive You Home”
El Loco, 1981
88 Points (4 Votes)

The Track

love "fool for your stockings," probably the slinkiest groove on an album where "listen to this slinky groove" is the name of the game

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22. “Pearl Necklace”
El Loco, 1981
95 Points (5 Votes)

The Track

^The Day I Finally Learned What That Song Was Really About...That Was A DAY

now THAT'S my idea of a ZZ Top groove

more zz stones, except this one is "shattered"

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21. “Precious and Grace”
Tres Hombres, 1973
114 Points (5 Votes)

The Track
Six Pack Version
Live In Germany 1980
QOTSA & Mark Lanegan Live In Germany 2001

...and that's it for today. Please enjoy this video of Billy Gibbons making Pumpkin Tamales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_aarHHSXl0

Rhythm of “Pearl Necklace” is where I really hear the nod to Devo.

Nice graphics, Grisso!

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20. “Got Me Under Pressure”
Eliminator, 1983
119 Points (5 Votes, 1 #1)

The Track
Live On The Tube 1983
Live In Texas 2008

Too low! Maybe my favorite off Eliminator

Great song. Another where the intro sounds sorta Devo to me. Seems like I don't hear this one on classic rock radio, or at least not as often as "Legs" or "Sharp Dressed Man."

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19. “Tube Snake Boogie”
El Loco, 1981
122 Points (7 Votes)

The Track
Live In Germany 1980
Live On The Tube 1983

Even though the songwriting basically just paraphrases Fats Domino/Dave Bartholomew's "All By Myself", with a bit more added sexual innuendo, simply the sound of this makes me happy. One of my favorites. "Blow your top, blow your top!"

loving this rollout and these images <3

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17 (Tie). “I Gotsta Get Paid”
La Futura, 2012
132 Points (7 Votes)

The Track
Live In Montreaux 2013
"25 Lighters" By DJ DMD Feat. Lil' Keke & Fat Pat Music Video

fuck yeah

nice to get a late career track on here

they should've covered more texas rap tracks. would die to hear billy gibbons croak out "ridin dirty"

...or "Wanna Be A Baller"!

BTW, DJ DMD eventually went Born-Again, and this happened...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4X4NtcIzoA

yeah the idea was just sitting right there.

he should do an album with devin the dude

I probably would have voted for this if I had a few more slots, it shows how much their latter-day songs could benefit from actual memorable hooks.

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17 (Tie). “It’s Only Love”
Tejas, 1976
132 Points (7 Votes)

The Track
Six Pack Version

driiives me craaaaaazayy

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16. “Brown Sugar”
ZZ Top’s First Album, 1971
142 Points (6 Votes, 1 #1)

The Track
Six Pack Version
Live 1997
Live From Gruene Hall 2019

I wonder why "It's Only Love" didn't appear on their 1977 Best of; it was actually their third highest-charting single up to that point. Possibly they already felt that Tejas was an outlier record?

brown sugar my #1

a perfect intro and drop

it's funny that "it's only love" (their "tumbling dice") places just ahead of "brown sugar" (which is not their "brown sugar")

*just behind

Love this song, the toughest removal from my ballot

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15. “Rough Boy”
Afterburner, 1985
155 Votes (7 Votes)

The Track
Live 1994
Billy W/Jeff Beck Live

155 Points, that is

this is the only afterburner song i return to. still didn't vote for it tho

I'm still disappointed that Billy never does tell us why he's a rough boy (unless the guitar solo is his explanation).

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14. “I Thank You”
Degüello, 1979
163 Points (7 Votes)

The Track
Live 1979
Live On The Test 1980
Live In Germany 1980
Sam & Dave Original
Sam & Dave Live On Ed Sullivan 1969

a little late, but I had "I gotsta get paid" high on my ballot. i don't think 17 is wrong, but imho it's a top ten, kinda for the same reason I rated Eliminator so much higher than I planned to.

BFG has on the one hand stuck to a pretty narrow lane... but within that lane, even 40 years into a career and with nothing to prove he seems to never stop exploring or engaging with the broad landscape of pop. the riff is up there with his best, and fun as hell to play, and the "5 bixonic expandoras exploding at once" tone is epic af.

this isn't a great late career ZZ Top track; it's a great ZZ Top track.

"Rough Boy" made my ballot, but in retrospect I think I should have cut it for a more deserving track, maybe "I Gotsta Get Paid." It's okay, but not one of my favorites.

XP One of things that's great about it is that "25 Lighters"--lyrics aside--is actually a pretty breezy Hip Hop track, so Gibbons or Rubin or whomever gets the idea to present it ala "99 Problems".

It swags harder than basically all Nü Metal.

rough boy was my #1, it’s so great!

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13. “El Diablo”
Tejas, 1976
166 Points (7 Votes)

The Track
Six Pack Version
Live In Germany 1980