YOUR OTHER GLORPING FANTASY LEAGUES!!!

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championship now hinges on carlos estevez getting fucked up

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

HOLY SHIT?????/

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

let's see if this sticks lol

https://i.postimg.cc/FHQjjc2F/image.png

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link

I have taken it!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:17 (two years ago) link

One less RBI today and it would have been a tie. We wound up tied in NSB and holds!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link

hell yeah! the two ilxors who haven't removed their bookmarks from this thread won their leagues!

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link

(barring last minute scoring changes™)

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link

Nice!!!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link

I’m sure if others were as amazing as, they’d be here too!

You sure dude isn’t going to try and cheat you (literally) out of your victory?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link

if he does i'm saying something about it, i really need the money right now

, Monday, 4 October 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link

hell yeah! the two ilxors who haven't removed their bookmarks from this thread won their leagues!

― ✖, Sunday, October 3, 2021 7:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

oh i have not removed my bookmark, my other glorping league has just been such a boring bummer it hasn't been worth mentioning. but i'll give my season recap!

we have pitching staffs in this league instead of individual pitchers, which works well enough -- the team's collective pitching result scores them 0-27 points a day (technically like 30+ is possible but that's like a 15k perfect game). players score for all of the regular stuff, no minuses for strikeouts. also worth mentioning -- we have a "minors" system, where you can get not-yet-mlb-players during a second draft around the irl mlb draft, slot them in one of your six minor slots, and once you call them up, you "start a timer" on them. see, our keepers cost whatever round they're "ranked" at per fantasypros, but there are a bunch of ways to get discounts, the main one being your minors callups, who are at a 5/3/3 round discount in their first second and third years. we have 4 keepers (5 next year), so it's definitely worth getting minors guys in the pipeline. we had a guy with trea, acuna, and a couple of others all in rounds like 4-6 for years.

went into the season looking at a bit of a rebuilding year -- have a strong core of keepers -- devers, eloy, mountcastle on 3, 5, 5 rd discounts, olson at sticker price minus one, and a bunch of minors players ready to get called up -- lux, wander, rodgers. started the season EXTREMELY strong due to a bunch of my picks firing on all cylinders -- my first round pick of the padres pitching looked fantastic, jd martinez was raking, mondesi was raking when he played, chris taylor inexplicably solid -- so my gameplan was kind of out the window. i was in first place by the ASB despite having a middling overall score (5th or 6th out of 10, but my matchups had just been exceedingly lucky). my plan to sell at the deadline now made no sense, but buying in didn't feel right either, so i just kinda coasted. of course, when the sticky scandal ended in the sticky ban, the padres turned into dogshit and i started losing. failed my way into the playoffs, got beat in the first round, and our finals were... well, actually i need to go backwards again for a second.

so one of our managers quit midseason. he was in the league 5 years, but wasn't really enjoying it the past year or so, and this year after going like 10-2 in the first six weeks and 2-10 in the next six, quit. we had an "interim" guy step to the plate just to make sure the team was starting healthy players etc, although he wasn'tsure if he wanted to be a permanent manager going forward. the reason i bring this up is because the finals were that guy, and the commish who has won 3 of the past 10 years (he's no cheater like ✖'s commish, although he is definitely an absolute trade beast who knows when people are weak enough to make a bad trade). def not the finals i wanted to see! (obv i wanted to see me, or if not me, there are two other teams who had dominant seasons and have never won a pennant -- they both fell in the semis). the new guy won!

what gets funnier is that the old manager was like "oh cool, so we'll split the winnings?" and the commish was like "wtf you quit" and the new manager was like "uhh yeah ok i guess" and the commish was like "don't be soft!! you don't owe him anything!!" and it was a very minor scandal i guess. new manager ended up giving old manager back his buy-in at a charity event, and gave his entire winnings to the charity. no word on whether or not the old manager also donated his entry fee, i hope he did.

that's the whole story! i don't have advantageous draft picks next season yet, but i do have an overwhelming number of discount keepers that i might flip some of -- rodgers -5, wander -5, lux -5, devers -3, eloy -3, mountcastle -3, hiura -3, jp crawford -3... and adell, madrigal, marcelo mayer, elijah green and andruw jones jr (!) in the minors ready to call up when i have the room. almost certainly this coming season i will have to pull the trigger and really go for it, and the pipeline means my window is probably a few years.

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link

(btw im not saying the sticky ban is why the padres tanked, but the timing more or less lined up with them going from Best Pitching In League to uhh in my league *checks stats* 22nd best)

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

Your league sounds very complicated!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link

ten or eleven years of additions makes it pretty overwhelming to describe at first, but week-to-week it's pretty easy because you just try to have good players locked in for the week (no in-week changes). and we had pretty stable managership for a few years so everyone was pretty up to date on it.

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 4 October 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

plus commish & i do plenty of spreadsheets to make it easy for ppl to see who they can keep in what round etc

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 4 October 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

i am mostly confused about having a robust minor league system but only 4/5 keepers a year

, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 01:40 (two years ago) link

I think there’s two sets of keepers - one for majors and one for minors?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 03:22 (two years ago) link

yes exactly! sorry i didn't see this

the "minors slots" are keepable in perpetuity for free, but once you start them, they are no longer a "minors player" -- and must be kept with a "keeper slot."

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

to enter the minor slot they must A) be in the irl minors, and B) never been started by any team (so like, if a 30 year old spends a rehab stint in the minors, you can't put him there). once they're there, you can keep them there forever, even if they get called up, but they aren't earning you points. luckily we haven't had to make a rule about how long they're there yet because nobody's abused it. i came close by keeping buxton in my minors for like 3 years of his major league career (i was waiting for him to get good)

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

ah that makes sense then. sounds fun

, Thursday, 7 October 2021 00:13 (two years ago) link

my cheating LM conceded without fucking with things, so i officially won. and will soon receive $450 to go straight to covering insane vet bills accrued over the past month.

, Thursday, 7 October 2021 00:13 (two years ago) link

You should start seeing a real doctor, btw.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 October 2021 00:23 (two years ago) link

pet insurance is cheaper

, Thursday, 7 October 2021 00:25 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

coming into my cousin's league with my best keeper situation ever (jrod, acuna, tucker) unfortunately have not had time to do any research so i don't remember what a baseball is

, Tuesday, 28 March 2023 23:52 (one year ago) link

Today in my auction roto: 15/42, 12 Runs, 7 HRs (including a GS), 18 RBIs (!), 3 SBs, .431 OBP

Moved from 7th to 3rd

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 9 April 2023 06:33 (one year ago) link

Love the early season standings chaos. Could use a day like that myself (or two)

two weeks pass...

Confluence of SPs and RPs all pitching today, but take a look at the Ks (esp K/IP):

https://i.imgur.com/1jGxzgG.png

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 24 April 2023 01:00 (eleven months ago) link


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