Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..?

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Maybe when we ask why the chicken crossed the road we mean the chicken tricked or hoodwinked the road

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

no, the chicken was clearly passing into the afterlife after choosing to be hit by a car

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

so did this chicken actually have free will

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

well, ascribing anthropomorphic motives to poultry is clearly a bourgeois act of intellectual decadence and should not be tolerated

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

Brando to thread

siffleur’s mom (wins), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link

it's funny you think the "real writer" would say anything different than what Weinstein and Mirkin have. But yes shame on me for not investigating further, boy do i have egg on my face.

100% of the people who have attested to actually being in the room at the time said something different than what Weinstein and Mirkin have. But obv I’m not going to tell you what is and isn’t funny!

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link

why did the ilxor post on the thread?

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

Sic if you can't provide evidence that the writer intended something than what Weinstein and Mirkin have attested to than wtf is your point

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:18 (two years ago) link

Well it's true that we can't appeal to the authority of authorial intent (itself valid imo) without hearing from the actual writer or voice actor.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link

Weinstein and Mirkin have spoken for the writer
I will literally eat my own feces if it turns out otherwise

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

Insofar as these things are typically written by teams, Scully's take might carry some weight, if he was there and part of the team.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

"If I knew Scully had misunderstood a joke like that, I would have fired him instantly."
-Mirkin

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link

I will literally eat my own feces

how can you resist this offer?

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:37 (two years ago) link

"I have zero authority to weigh in on this, it's just my opinion"
-Weinstein

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link

Hold on. Are vikings good at stuff?

Evan, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:42 (two years ago) link

they're good at vikinging

Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

This thread is ilx's version of the bodybuilder days in a week argument

, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

he said this in the same thread:

I was in the room when it was pitched and laughed because I thought it meant he was great at sleeping

— Mike Scully (@scullymike) December 21, 2020

but....

he just said he was in the room, not that he wrote it, and David Cohen is the actual episode writer, and Mirkin was the showrunner and his peers said that he ran writing sessions in one big room rather than splitting into multiple groups and worked late into the night. he also was the solo showrunner and had full creative control of the show, there's no way he wasn't in the room, so.....that angle don't work, sorry.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

he was called "dictatorial" by many staff writers, wouldn't even be shocked if he was the type that nit-picked the actual wording of the dialogue itself.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

guess Scully’s lucky that he didn’t get fired from that entirely serious retroactive threat

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:18 (two years ago) link

Oh I thought it was serious. Good on you for sussing that out!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link

lol there's nobody itt that took that comment at face value c'mon

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link

Firing, that's where I'm a head writer

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

Do we have to start another thread to parse whether that obvious joke was a genuine threat or not

Lol xps

, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

This thread is ilx's version of the bodybuilder days in a week argument

reader, I screamed

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

Not gonna try to load this entire thread to find out but does anyone know if Nancy Cartwright has weighed in? The writer's intent seems irrelevant in this situation where we all first experienced the joke through Cartwright's delivery. It's pretty easy to change the meaning of a sentence just by shifting the emphasis.

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Sleep is where Ralph is not a Suppressive Person.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link

I thought meant Mirkin meant he wanted to fire Scully from a canon. A man flying through the air to his death, that's comedy.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link

That joke is not canon.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link

omg I forgot about that bodybuilder thread, that shit is all time gold

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:45 (two years ago) link

Oh here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link

Putting this to "rest" right now.

"Sleep, that is a state in which I experience a succession of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations that usually occur involuntarily in my mind. Scandinavia, if I'd lived there in the period from A.D. 800 until the 1050s, a few years before the Norman Conquest of England in 1066, however? That's where I'm a viking!"

https://c.tenor.com/hwndjXOe6t0AAAAM/ralph-los-simpson.gif

Classic Ralph!

Evan, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

Twitter isn't new pic.twitter.com/We5RsYVslH

— Michael Shindler (@MichaelShindler) September 27, 2021

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link

Bump

plax (ico), Friday, 8 October 2021 08:08 (two years ago) link

it's because ralph has dreams about being a viking, while he is sleeping

certified juice therapist (harbl), Friday, 8 October 2021 12:49 (two years ago) link

What if having dreams about being a viking is the area in which Ralph excels?

peace, man, Friday, 8 October 2021 12:59 (two years ago) link

Do vikings dream of electric ralphs?

Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 October 2021 13:19 (two years ago) link

"sleep! that's where i'm a void king"

pic.twitter.com/G1k1LLKF9L

— Sharon Kuruvilla 🌹 ✝️ 🛡️ (@Sharon_Kuruvila) October 9, 2021

mark s, Sunday, 10 October 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link

Legit lol

Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link

i love that image. it was part of somebody’s presentation at a conference i was at a few years ago and it was easily the most memorable thing i saw at the entire event.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 10 October 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

So...there's a Simpsons lore channel on Youtube, and ILX gets called out on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99qXaVFZkQE about 4:15 in.

a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Sunday, 29 May 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link

Omg, absolutely howling at the scroll through all the posts

gyac, Sunday, 29 May 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link

theyre good posts brent

mark s, Sunday, 29 May 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link

that’s amazing.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 May 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link

This feels like a bunch of people trying to apply failed college degrees to something that is not deep at all.

New board description

jmm, Sunday, 29 May 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

LOL-ing so hard right now.

cajunsunday, Sunday, 29 May 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

loool

kinder, Sunday, 29 May 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

i learned here that the whole thing probably stems from the foreign versions saying he's great at sleep.

and that ilx is the best dang borad on the web!

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 29 May 2022 21:30 (one year ago) link

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

I am just a squirrel in the world (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 May 2022 23:11 (one year ago) link

ok this is really weird because i literally just explained the viking thing to my partner about four hours ago (she picked the literal reading, ofc, and had trouble understanding the metaphor). it was probably the first time i had thought about this or talked about it in 10 years. and then i come home to find this thread revive!

plate of shrimp. plate of fuckin' shrimp man

, Monday, 30 May 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link

special shoutout for Doctor Casino!

TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Monday, 30 May 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link


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