Shit Noddy teams on Quest: EFL and beyond 21/22

We beat York at their place last season too, when they were top of the league.

A missed penalty and then a miskick by their keeper seems to have been enough to sink them. Sounds like it was quite an open game, but only a couple of clear-cut chances each.

happy for Sorba to get his first full Welsh cap. But playing him as a fullback and not letting him near the set-pieces and especially when Wilson/James were wasting them all is a criminal waste of his talent.

The South Wales Derby is slowly turning into a BTEC Old Firm Derby.

“London is our Capital. No Surrender”, says yer Da. pic.twitter.com/8fzlpRAQxu

— Propaganda Wales🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚽️ (@PropagandaWales) October 17, 2021

jesus wept.

What's weird is all the defensive Cardiff replies, like, 'no it's not, that's only one of the teams support doing that' - what do they think happens at an Old Firm game?

I see the 95th minute enjoyer has once again deigned to comment on the pain and suffering of the lower orders

yes I'm okay yes of course I'm okay we're gonna smash Stanley later oh yes

it seems Adkins is at that stage where (to probably misquote Gianni Paladini in Four Year Plan) "When managers start losing games all the time, they lose their fucking minds.."

We have drawn four consecutive games 2-2.

I hate seeing Forest Green (aka the Coldplay of L2) at the top, the chairman is such a smug prick.

What's weird is all the defensive Cardiff replies, like, 'no it's not, that's only one of the teams support doing that' - what do they think happens at an Old Firm game?

Tricolors, Palestinian flags, Ooh ah up the 'RA, Fuck the Queen etc. (One of those is banned now tho tbf)

A trip to Stroud would be class though tbf (provided we stay up ffs lol)

Much as my own trip to Lincoln last weekend was class - what a brilliant place, performance/result notwithstanding

I had a very fun day in Lincoln for L2 playoffs first leg fixture. We won 2-1 and the own goal winner was credited to the barely perceptible touch of Iffy Onuora. Had a delicious vegetarian sausage sandwich at a cafe and drinks at a hotel bar that was owned by a Sikh family and they were excellent hosts. And then we got to laugh at some bitter L66ds fans on the train back who were returning from a 4-0 thrashing at Stamford Bridge and had just been relegated from the prem. I miss going on those happy drunken away trips.

Lincoln away is always fun - probably the friendliest home fans I’ve ever encountered, also good beer to be had. And a fairly decent cathedral.

Superb castle, lovely free museum, excellent old quarter...

Tonight, however, was the End, surely

congrats also due unto Exeter for not stuffing up against ten men under the formidable command of John Yems

I am looking forward to dear old Yemsy’s interview. I’m guessing he won’t be terribly pleased with the ref. (They went one up, looked like they’d won a pen shortly after, ref booked their striker for diving, he’d already had a soft yellow. I’d have been furious. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.)

"I had the fourth official telling me ‘you keep whinging’, well get things right. If I don’t get it right I get sacked, they get to go on to their next game. Useless.

"They must get them out of Lidl’s or something."

yemmmsssss

the most charmless ogre I've seen since in a while is Grant McCann. Like the Cowley brothers he spends the entire 90 bawling at officials while his dirty cheating shithousing game plan falls to pieces.

yes I'm okay yes of course I'm okay we're gonna smash Stanley later oh yes

New manager bounce should see you past Havant and Waterlooville tbf

Yemsy actually rather charming here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJPfV4CoKhI

and here we see the Gaffer in his natural habitat, a cave in Mallorca

Give it Jacko ten-year contract obv

Huddersfield
6/4
1 - 0
Stoke
17/20
3 - 3
Blackburn Rovers
13/8
1 - 2
Blackpool
5/1
0 - 1
Stake:
£4.00
Est. Returns:
£364.22

oh fuck off and die Cardiff

It turns out Adkins really was rubbish lol

yeah but aren't Doncaster total shat?

I put on a £4 acc and then added another quid because I don't like the no. 4 and felt like this was going to come in today. Fucking Stoke 3-0 up and they fucked it up!

Lol oh god

Adkins did alright in the past but I think his rep was inflated by rocking up at Southampton when they had the best squad outside the prem

anyway lookit the acca didn't come in but did you even in your wildest thing corberan could have youse in this position 15 or whatever games in

no not really, but I'm confident we'll be midtable by jan/feb. There is only so far being quite defensively solid can get you, all the attacking players are out of form/lacking confidence - it's a rum game when you are relying on Hogg to score. Lol maybe Jordan Rhodes will come back from injury and show us the player Bruce wanted to chuck Grealish in a ditch for!

I hesitate to share our pink and black third kit with you but look at the moment we beat the bad and hated Salford City:

Losing a game in the 93rd minute 😨

Losing a game in the 93rd minute because of an own goal like this 😨😨😨😨 pic.twitter.com/F5o8MGjCRd

— Soccer AM (@SoccerAM) October 30, 2021

Oh that's darling

The kit, the goal, the whole lot

loooool quality

hah! fuck Salford

our chairman's ambulance chasing legal firm has just gone into administration. Fun times ahead no doubt.

Yes apparently this is what was happening on England’s largest standing terrace this evening.

Came to watch Exeter for the first time and they started singing “shoes off if you hate Argyle” pic.twitter.com/XAPbQy6hCd

— AmirafromForestGate (@Munyajiri) November 10, 2021

seeing your local rivals boss it can do funny things

relax daerest grecians we shall vanquish thy foe

We’ll I hope so but I’ll believe it when I see it.

Their form is a flash in the pan. It must be.

I mean we'll hardly finish ahead of them but I reckon we're playing them at a good time - the time when the Run Of Form naturally peters out. Ipswich and Rotherham should finish 1st and 2nd, the rest sorts itself out in theory

Oh and Wigan. Yeah those 3 teams will go up tbh

plympton argula

that's apropos of nothing, just a weird phrase that goes through my head when I see mention of the green clad historic underachievers

Since it's Bradford day on ILX I should note that we beat them 3-0 after extra time last night, their manager is a sour ex-Argyle piece of work, but it seems we used six subs and look like being booted out of the cup as a result.

Would have offered to get you down on a free ticket this Saturday on an anyone-but-Argyle remit but I didn't think in time, and I also notice your lot have to serenade the Carlisle fans towards their ten-hour return journey

Good work with the subs though, a fine flourish

It's a nice though, thanks, but I'm not wasting any Saturdays on the Snot in any case, I'm off to see the Carlisle game.

"thought", that says

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59320476

this is nothing compared to the time Jeremy Helan got 3 yellow cards and remained on the pitch against the bastard "massive" Wendies!

for Wednesday against Town in a game we lost I meant!

There were some bizarre decisions in our game on Tuesday night including a player being booked twice and staying on the field, a player continuing after being knocked out cold (he got helped to the side of the pitch then literally staggered about for the next 10 minutes) and a defensive wall being walked back 10 yards for a drop ball.

hah hah what a cnut!

the only two playoff finals (I think out of 6 now) I have not gone to with my step-dad and my brother in the last 30 years are the only ones Town have lost. I only turn up for the wins!

I have a 100% record in playoff finals, 4 wins in 4 different stadiums (wasn't at the steve claridge shin game)

Comiz though, even tho i was leaning towards forest for their fa cup exploits

they have already blown most of their transfer budget for next season when they signed up Jon Moss

what have I just read?

https://stainestownfootballclub.co.uk/club-statement-june-2022/

what was it? the account is now suspended

Some choice cuts here

Maddest statement ever. Worth a read, even if it's just the screenshots https://t.co/GFq2EwkUWt pic.twitter.com/rvazjFMSbb

— money wasting expert (@CruelBritannia) June 18, 2022

lol wtf

could with a Paul Mason style dynamic chart on LLP

Our third today was a bit special.

Missed today's game at Boston? 😭 Catch all the goals in our 4-2 win at the Jakemans Community Stadium 🥇#COYW | #BOSvHFC

— HerefordFC (@HerefordFC) October 8, 2022