100 Reasons Why "Ignition - Remix" Is So Damned Great

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Fucking zines centered on indie and rock just couldn’t do without their token r&b pick, could have just filled the spot with Mark Kozelek or Ryan Adams or Real Estate.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

I was just thinking how, like in 2012, there were so many "Ignition. Is. The. Greatest. Song. Of. A. Generation." articles and then the entire song was basically memory-holed in the last few years

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

Were there not any women making r&b music in the early 2000s then?

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link

xpost Which you couldn't do for, say, "Billie Jean" or even "Rock & Roll (Part 2)"

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

Were there not any women making r&b music in the early 2000s then?

― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, September 28, 2021 12:06 PM (thirty-eight seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Let's not forget that people lost their minds when Spin DARED to put Beyonce on the cover in 2006. Times change.

https://www.gawker.com/180780/the-new-spin-dont-you-know-things-can-change-things-can-go-your-way-or-not

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link

You all have known and enabled this asshole for nearly two decades by hyping up this “light jam”

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, September 28, 2021 10:57 AM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

r. kelly was a massive star with number one hits in multiple decades. the pass he was given for far too long is despicable, and it diminishes the sin on the part of the industry and fans to reduce him to just the "ignition" guy

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link

otm

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

What's for sure is that I would not even know who R Kelly is without this song. The only other I've heard by him is Down Low nobody has to know.

― Nabozo, Tuesday, September 28, 2021 11:52 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

You've never heard I Believe I Can Fly?

J. Sam, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 19:44 (two years ago) link

or "You Remind Me of Something," the stupidest ballad in R&B history?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 19:45 (two years ago) link

like my bank accooooooooount

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

Or Bump N Grind, or Your Body's Callin', or Fiesta, or Step (In The Name of Love), or World's Greatest, or about a billion other songs that got a shit-ton of play all over the place (let alone how long he dragged out Trapped In The Closet)

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

"Step (In The Name of Love)" is one of the few I can stand these days.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link

"You Remind Me of Something," the stupidest ballad in R&B history

That video was the first I saw of him, and still the only song of his that I've really heard; based on that I thought he was something like the R&B Tenacious D.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link

you should (shouldn't) hear "the zoo"

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link

Happy to say I never danced to or bought the token hype for Ignition rmx. I’m with you: Fuck R. Kelly.

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, September 28, 2021 5:24 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

He’s being convicted for raping women not recording the ignition remix

xheugy eddy (D-40), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 20:57 (two years ago) link

all over the place

it is possible that Nabozo lives in a different place

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:17 (two years ago) link

not sure whether this has also been ruined

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuY1rt4qp5M

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:17 (two years ago) link

He’s being convicted for raping women not recording the ignition remix

― xheugy eddy (D-40)

By not giving him money via streams or buying his records I was indirectly not helping him pay for lawyers to continue with all the raping. Some people would rather believe that over-selling his music as “best song of a generation” and writing articles about it and voting for his music in End of Decade lists in fucking 2010 is all in good fun because there’s no way he received any money from it right?

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

Abused in his youth… an addict as a adult… Ike Turner served 18 months in prison.. Rick James did similar time. Ike came out a changed positive human being. How long should R Kelly spend in prison -and does a USA system give a man a chance for a man to change his world around?

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) September 28, 2021

Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 22:51 (two years ago) link

(xpost)

Hail Moka, full of taste, preiscience is with thee. Blessed art thou among ilxors and blessed is the fruit of thy music purchases. Holy Moka, accountent of ethics, have mercy on us listeners now and in the future should an artist we enjoy be exposed as a sexual preditor. Amen.

BrianB, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link

If there's a civil suit and Kelly's future royalties get awarded as damages to the plaintiff, do the songs become ethical to stream again

Nature's promise vs. Simple truth (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 01:32 (two years ago) link

no bc spotify still gets some iirc

balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link

It was forksclovetofu who said it, not J0hn, and forks was (ill-advisedly) quoting a Chapelle Show skit rather than making an actual threat

That said, the cursory glance through the old posts I took shows Robert was coming at this from the same place I ended up, namely a Black man really fucking tired of white people lapping up the R. Kelly Minstrel Show, only he got there way before Trapped in the Closet happened, which was my breaking point

yeah Robert was right in the thread he's ref'ing and few who posted to it, myself included, have much/anything to be proud of.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 02:22 (two years ago) link

Ok I did see Space Jam - have not heard any of the others - and I do live in a "different place".

Nabozo, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 05:41 (two years ago) link

Hardly prescient, he’s been a known sexual predator since 1994.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 09:18 (two years ago) link

it's not *really* comparable but watching how Nicki Minaj has tried to use the R Kelly model and failed to distract from some serious allegations about her and her husband, I feel a bit more optimistic that there won't be anyone getting a "pass" on this level again, and I hope this marks a serious change in how the industry deals with situations like this.

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 09:25 (two years ago) link


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