ok let me try this again lol I’m 9 years old btwI’ve just never seen ads for… cans of *non-beer* alcoholic bevs that appeal to the Marlboro man/classic tough American cowboy thing but I guess the guys in these ads are a little cleaned up.”“It’s ok you’re still a man if you drink this sweet thing instead of beer.”
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link
in the new west, the claw is the law
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Sunday, 26 September 2021 23:24 (two years ago) link
Somebody asked for ranch water at the bar on Friday -- takes a while for trends to trickle down to the hinterlands.
― Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Monday, 27 September 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link
Ranch water is great, like a margarita but not as acidic and sugary, combo of good quality agave tequila and Topo Chico means very low incidence of hangovers, excellent summer drink - A
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 September 2021 01:10 (two years ago) link
i don't know anything about ranch water but i went to a concert last weekend and this was the water available at the concessions:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Zia-RBy7L._SX679_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_SX679SY431SH20_.jpg
i hadn't heard of it but maybe this is a well-known thing? it's a bit off from the archetypal consumer good in this thread but it's in the same genre, no?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 27 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
liquid death makes me ia to the max
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 27 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
just noticed in that image it refers to the cans as "tallboys." of water. water, the source of life, that is marketed as death
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 27 September 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
i know that it's a naive and dorky thing to point out but... you are selling water, literally the source of all life you stupid attention-addicted tattooed motherfuckers!! 🖕🖕 xp lol
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 27 September 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link
Does it say 'murder your thirst'? That's some Apprentice-contestant-level shit
― kinder, Monday, 27 September 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link
water, the source of life, that is marketed as death
It's truly awful! At least they didn't literally go with "water is death", I guess?
At least where I am, Liquid Death started popping up as a semi-common backstage thing at music venues a few years ago. The experience of actually drinking a tallboy of still water is horrifying in an almost psychedelic sense. With every sip, your brain screams at you that this is the worst beer you've ever tasted, and ime this completely precludes any feeling of "refreshment."
― swim, Monday, 27 September 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link
is 'mountain water' molecularly distinct from H2O?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 27 September 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link
presumably meant for straightedgers to fit in
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:12 (two years ago) link
They were handing out Liquid Death cans at the grocery store a couple of months ago - probably placebo but it tasted metallic. Can't imagine actually buying one.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link
xp Always had the impression that the point of being straightedge was NOT fitting in, but that aside, the cultural profile of canned seltzer over the last several years has been a godsend for a lot of the no longer young touring musicians and stagecraft people I know who can't drink for historical and/or medical reasons.
― swim, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link
it's true that the proliferation of canned seltzer water options has been very positive from my pov
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:26 (two years ago) link
i get this rambler "texas limestone filtered" seltzer all the time, it's good and not really marketed in a masculine way at all, cute cans.
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link
The Topo Chico shortage has been very painful.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link
one to watch!!
A new, vaguely tech-adjacent tea startup wants to free the beverage of its close association with femininity and hippies. "Entrepreneurs and creators and rainmakers," said one co-founder, "are going to be the ones to see through some of the stereotypes." https://t.co/s5x5ePEh3Z— Motherboard (@motherboard) November 19, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 19 November 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link
funny, i always associate teabagging with hypermasculinity, but
― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link
Remember: the correct way to make tea is to microwave a cup of water then dunk in a torn Lipton tea bag and add some half-and-half.
― kinder, Friday, 19 November 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link
variation: dip your balls in some lukewarm milk for 16 hours to improve testosterone
― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link
What the fuck is a rainmaker now
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 19 November 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
Also there's this place called "not the US" where everyone drinks tea
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 19 November 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link
the latest and greatest in a rich tradition of native american racism xp
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 19 November 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link
tech-adjacent tea startup fuck me
― brimstead, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link
'rainmaker' sounds kinda like a feminist hippie to me
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link
"founder" is fucking awful. People found stupid shit that fails. big fucking whoop
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 19 November 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link
is it okay to add soylent to my bro-tea?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link
million dollar idea: put testosterone in your tea and call it T+
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
“Hey bro, want a brew?” “What kind of IPA?” “Nah breh, I’m talkin something hot” *high fives* *chest bump*
Introducing Testos-tea
― Evan, Saturday, 20 November 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link
that article made me want to barf up every cup of tea i ever had, so mission accomplished mr. dave s tea
― cookie hat, esq. (cat), Saturday, 20 November 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link
Tea-stosterone?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 November 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link
tea-sticles
― koogs, Sunday, 21 November 2021 11:11 (two years ago) link
Mach-teas-mo
― popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 21 November 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link
No.
Masculini-tea
― popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 21 November 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/0008032170_10.jpg
― emil.y, Sunday, 21 November 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link
branding isn't exactly hypermasculine
https://video-images.vice.com/_uncategorized/1637259205762-screen-shot-2021-11-18-at-125250-pm.png?resize=800:*
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 21 November 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link
article doesn't mention anything about the electric kettle issue, which is clearly the primary barrier to mass adoption of tea-drinking in the US
maybe there's a 'tech' fix for this idk
― Number None, Monday, 22 November 2021 13:00 (two years ago) link
They make tea Keurig cups, so I dunno why Americans aren't embracing this proud tradition. Maybe they're harboring some other grudge against it.
― pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link
they just need to manufacture a tea kettle that runs off a car battery or plugs into the 240v line we use for electric dryers or stoves. I am a tea drinker and I'd buy one in a second.
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Monday, 22 November 2021 15:14 (two years ago) link
I will shamefully admit I have had a tea Keurig cup
"dramatic misfire" does not begin to describe it
― mh, Monday, 22 November 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
i always thought the deal is that coffee has more caffeine and americans want the strongest uppers available.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 22 November 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/u3g6mXh.jpg
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
the "fix" is to drink a half gallon of iced tea every day in the summer
I do this, obv
― mh, Monday, 22 November 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link
In the UK there'd be an argument to say it's the other way around: Tea is tea. It's drunk by builders and roadworkers and you can't gussy it up with whipped cream and sprinkles like you can with coffee
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link
So disappointed that no one suggested the name High T(ea).
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 November 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link
xp The US was very, very strongly anti-British up until WW1, to a degree that's unimaginable today.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 22 November 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link
The US was very, very strongly anti-British up until WW1...
...Henry James notwithstanding.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 22 November 2021 16:58 (two years ago) link
“We really want to make teas that you're going to grow with, that get better on the third cup, the 10th cup, the 30th cup.” (Editor’s note: It should be noted somewhere that high-quality bagged and loose-leaf teas are readily available to Americans in supermarkets all over the country.)
The name, Firebelly, is not a reference to the (questionable) belief that tea can help burn fat, but rather an indication of Segal’s own personal belief that tea can make you a better person.
So is 'Firebelly' supposed to connote some Iron John/men's movement kinda thing? Because that name sucks
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 22 November 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link
i reckon it’s meant to connote a “fire in the belly”, a driving purpose that cannot be doused or assuaged or turned aside, but which also calls to mind a brand of low-rent supermarket cupcakes called ticklebelly
― cookie hat, esq. (cat), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link