On Your Marks, Get Set, Baaaaake! A Thread for Great British Baking Show / Bake Off & all of its sundry delights

btw kinda wish i could try jurgen’s black forest roll, it sounded so perfect

I'm all in favor of the Pru-alike winning this.

naw. maggie is like some pru cosplayer and it is clear pru is freaked out by this, and maggie is like "hahahahaha let me never stop talking and being awkward". not that i like pru but maggie's energy is not appreciated.

I realize Prur is rich but for some reason I can’t get over here having so many pairs of glasses. I googled and she says it’s 11, which probably weighs in at about £10k every time she changes her prescription. I didn’t really like the pink ones she had on this time.

One thing we noticed this time around was how much dodgy hair there was. Tom with his premature combover was bad but Giuseppe’s is truly gross, Maggie has a bog brush at the front and Lizzie looks like she has hers done at her dog’s poodle parlour. Jürgen’s I’ll allow.

10K!! I got my readers for a tenner online (and tbh they look like the ones she was wearing last week)

re hair, freya's photo is very nicely brushed etc but she def looked like she'd entered the tent via a hedge, backwards. Yes, you may say "miaow".

I was going by the fact my lenses cost about £400 (I guess I have a pretty complex prescription) and assuming she has expensive taste in frames even if they do look like your tenner jobs.

Should've gone to specsavers...

Oh, I have …

The phone call bit at the end had my wife and I dying laughing.

yeah that was great!

just saw Noel Fielding down the park wearing his pink smiley face jumper, trying to blend in...

jurgen stormed out again, pregnant pause whilst the telephone rang the second time...

posh lady doesn't seem very good

stormed *it*

"winnie the pooh," my partner calls him.

pretty rough time for several people - a high number of outright failures among the showstoppers.

Freya’s pronunciations are v weird! It sounds like her ending o’s are a’s?
Cappuccina
Espressa

god i could murder a brandy snap though

yeah those were very very appealing!

vocal freya is kinda killing me here; she seems like a good enough cook but i can't stand that voice

amanda’s choice of sugar cookie for that rocking horse. like, why give yourself such a handicap? the inevitable collapse was kind of hilarious to watch

i loved george’s plane so much! and giuseppe’s reversi! and jurgen’s windmill! lots of great toys!

the playable snooker table probably deserved a few more seconds' gushing - that was adorable and v impressive. also the vanity with all the little Operation style bits. i guess the things moving around in the air are in some sense more ambitious, tho.

omg yes vanity set was p remarkable- all those little pieces, and the vanity itself, the drawer fully opened! how tf do you do that

I thought the plane was a bit of a cheat, unless my assumption that the motor was not constructed from baked goods was incorrect.

yeah also really not much of a "toy," but maybe it would have passed as such in 1920s Britain.

Only a little thing, but I'm enjoying Chiggs and George's non-competitive support for each other, the bro-ing and whatnot. It's still genuinely rare to see two blokes being kind and supportive to each other on TV (at least in shows without Jason Sudeikis in them).

Can't believe Chrystelle is only 26! She's probably one of those people who will continue to look they're in their forties until they hit triple figures

The bit when she was shoving her sister in the kitchen with her parents was like, "wait, what"

yes Chigs & George support is cool

i really love George

Italian and German guys look like the ones to beat.

no kidding! and they’re both so lovely i cant even bring myself to make ww2 jokes

Freya is a horse girl! I wonder how she manages to get through the technicals, since they'll invariably require non-vegan ingredients. Does she avoid tasting as she goes?

I have to think that this was a Showstopper where taste and flavor generally took a back seat to design -- eating 11 10 variations on gingerbread would probably dull my palate (in which case I think Amanda's sugar cookies was probably what saved her).

Giuseppe's hair is a marvel, btw.

Freya is from Scarborough, which explains her odd voice.

ohhh that explains it

her & jurgen should have an eyebrow-off

does everybody in scarborough talk like thiiiiiiiiiiii

i imagine so, drinking cappucinas all the while

Is Jurgen peaking too early? I think Guiseppe is my early favourite, but would happily see any of them win. Had no idea Chrystelle was only 26. Some of the technical work is astonishing.

Only really blank spot for me so far is the Scouser (so blank that I can't actually remember their name!), who seems to have survived through ongoing mediocrity.

Lizzie

https://thegreatbritishbakeoff.co.uk/bakers/

I spelled two names wrong and forgot another. Dud.

(it's only in my browser history because i had to look up the names yesterday. People usually leave before i can name them)

looks like Rochica, George, Maggie and Lizzie out next in roughly that order; the latter is good television.

i can’t stand lizzie, i dont think she’s good tv at all! i find her annoying because she seems to prefer being on camera to actually baking

that's good tv!

:/

ITT: forks fundamentally misunderstands The Great British Bake-Off

nothing is it but editing makes it so

she seems nice but annoying, like most of us and definitely me

humility is the watchword
lizzie ain’t humile

I do like Freya so far -- vegan and with the Viking name that Catface would be envious of.

― Leee Tigre (Leee), Sunday, September 26, 2021 4:15 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Something that Americans may not realize is that Freya is a hugely popular girls name in England/Wales these days. It entered the top 100 around the time Bake-Off Freya was born and is now #10. (It's rising fast in the U.S., too, but still only #179 at the moment.)

Not a fan of the name tbh.

winner was well deserved
on the flip, so sad to see this week’s person go home, such a sweetheart

some really great show stoppers though! amandas octopus looked awesome, and freya’s crab!! also george’s koala looked v cute & cuddly (just like george lol…i think i have a crush)

i wanted to eat many foccacias but jurgens kippers & egg foccacia is not something i would be seeking out D:

George is such a handsome chap *and* he makes good tzatziki. My other take away from this week, is that I very much want Noel's jumper.

Felt the 'go home' was justified but sad to see them go.

never forget the stars of bread week

A bread icon, gone but not forgotten xx #gbbo pic.twitter.com/yIju19NSDP

— Goth Detective (@emodashian) October 5, 2021

Forget Paul Hollywood, the gold standard for bread week remains Paul Swansea’s bread lion from 2015. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/UTieWYy4Ge

— Jason Evans 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇪🇺 (@EvansTheCrime) October 5, 2021

lol I love Freya, she’s like a day version of last season’s Lottie

I am obsessed with Lizzie as a person but fairly indifferent to her baking.

Maggie seemed like she’d be strong but she’s surprisingly mediocre and obsessed with tradition. My first thought of her was “is this the type of person British ppl insult by calling them a Tory?”

Jürgen is ridiculous and adorable, him and Giuseppe are both very impressive