Why do they not all immediately die of starvation
― frogbs, Sunday, 26 September 2021 14:36 (two years ago) link
plus idngaf how much your body ages on the beach, if you were twelve when you arrived and someone has sex w/ you after your body ages to like, 21, your driver's license still sez you're 12 and the other person is a pedophile
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 September 2021 14:38 (two years ago) link
"dumber than a box of rocks, overambitious, and visually astonishing" is kinda my wheelhouse lately so i feel like i'm the verge of a shyamalan-athon. really enjoying old lol
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 23 January 2022 18:53 (two years ago) link
*third eye blind voice* wish you would step back from that beach my friend (beach that makes you old!)
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 23 January 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link
I listened to the How Did This Get Made ep on "Old" (I haven't seen it yet), and everyone was perplexed, because no one hated it and they all recommended it, and yet they were confounded by the sheer amount of risible bullshit in it.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 January 2022 19:54 (two years ago) link
i actually loved that movie lol
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:36 (two years ago) link
it just looked so beautiful, the camera movements were incredible
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:37 (two years ago) link
and the body horror was all extremely fucked up :)
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:45 (two years ago) link
I liked it too
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
*Barney Sumner Voice* I thought I told you to leave meWhile I walked down to the beachTell me, how does it feelDid this beach make me grow old?
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 23 January 2022 23:21 (two years ago) link
To expand upon the seven words I managed to put together upthread, thought this was Plan 9, historically, stupifyingly bad.
― clemenza, Sunday, 23 January 2022 23:29 (two years ago) link
Mid-Size Sedan
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 January 2022 00:35 (two years ago) link
knock at the cabin was so good. several great performances, groff and bautista the most impressive among them
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:11 (one year ago) link
great single location thrillers have a level of tension so oppressive it feels like the single location is about to collapse around you and open onto a world of horrors and imo shyamalan gets that as right here as he did in signs
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:13 (one year ago) link
I just learned about this! I don’t enjoy Paul tremblay’s writing on a prose or character level but I do really like the ambiguous story constructions, I come away going “someone should do this but make it good” maybe m is the guy
― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 22:22 (one year ago) link
This was much better than I was expecting! It doesn't mess about either! Bam, it gets straight into it. I loved Bautista as the gentle giant.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 12:03 (one year ago) link
this was the first M Night movie I liked since Signs. probably because it was someone else's story he adapted.
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 14:07 (one year ago) link
like people talked up Split as his return to form and I outright hated that movie lol
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 14:08 (one year ago) link
the "M" stands for "Midsize Sedan"
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 February 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link
Hated this. Bautista is admittedly great in it, though
― latebloomer, Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:37 (one year ago) link
realizing the ending of the book is a lot more nihilistic than the movie
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:39 (one year ago) link
yeah i'm in favor of every change he made
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 11 February 2023 00:42 (one year ago) link
"IT'S REALLY PRESENT DAY!" 10
man fuck y'all
(just watched the village for the first time already knowing the "twist" and uh, it's good?)
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:24 (one year ago) link
i mean the movie is astonishingly beautiful and the twist isn't really a twist so much as like a photograph gradually developing details from the center outward
i also finally saw the visit which is the first found footage film since idk cloverfield that i've found to be legit scary
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link