Lucky for you, I got all these daddy issues: Queer Summer, 2021 (LGBTQQIAAP+++)

aren't there like some old cement-block ruins on north baker beach? i seem to recall having a few encounters around something like that lol.

honestly at least once a week i wonder why on earth i'm not living in california, i really like it there. oh right no money. but utah is so incredibly shitty it will drive me out of here one of these days.

xps It could teach you how to stay up past 9 a.m. on weekends

lol i forgot it's a stimulant. i've done it once! but it was after 2-3 g doses so i didn't really feel the effect.

re North Baker Beach, there are old WW2 military fortifications above the beach

sex anywhere outdoors is kind of a logistical challenge ime. how did you deal with sand or was it just like bjs and such? lol i guess that was an angle for more details.

yeah i just mean bjs and such. tho we did see a couple one day having actual sex. otherwise it was just guys sucking each other off & the like, pretty cruisey, some impromptu group action (of which we were observes not participants) etc. quite fun to be around esp this summer after like a year plus of not being able to go to parties where you might run into such a thing, tho in nyc that's not quite my scene

i've not minded being around ppl on ketamine when it's like 6 am and they're coming down off ecstasy and looking to taper off or whatever, in that context i get it. you can smoke some weed and chill out in a similar manner. but at least ime recently it's replaced molly, coke etc as a night time party drug and while i'm sure it's fun to be on, it's really not fun to interact w/ ppl while they're on it. they kinda just stare you in the face and you're like "is any of this going thru?" mdma is a more social drug and more fun to be around ppl who have taken it

guerneville is fun map - we went to lazy bear with friends a few years ago and mostly found it very friendly/flirty

shrooms are the hardest thing i’ve ever done, when they hit right i get real cuddly on them. never tried gbh but have kind of an unpleasant association with it from a grindr hookup i had years ago where the guy seemed incapable of doing anything in bed without it

It's strange, I feel like maybe I scratched all my itches a long time ago...gay destination stuff and gay bars just don't ever really appeal to me or enter my mind anymore as something I'd like to do. I'm still pretty gay, tho, and have a lot of gay friends...just kind of left party culture.

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I go back and forth. I was super relieved to have all my gay places reopen after lockdown. but also super unimpressed with myself that I could still so easily get stupid sloshed and forget how to talk to anybody before winding up at the all-night diner at 3:00 a.m. eating banana cream pie all. by. myself. although TBH I was grateful for the reminder of the pie, which I had totally forgotten was a thing.
I used to micro dose MDMA and special K back in high school. for a kid with crazy nxiety but it really is a whole other thing tbh

Oh man, come-over petting sessions are what I miss the most. NYC transit-dread and had pretty much killed any interest I had in going out at night by the time I was 21.

Are shrooms harder than coke? If so, they're the hardest thing I've ever done, too. Coke never really did anything to me other than give me a headache, so I have to assume I'm doing it wrong. But the last time on shrooms was a nightmare, curled up in the foetal position for hours in absolute misery. I've had the cuddlies with them, mostly coming down. But never again.

I don't think there's a one-size-fits-all approach to manscaping. I think the ideal is a moving target for most people, too. Age does its thing. I still trim most places but not as aggressively or as frequently as I used to when I was 25.

I recently buzzed my hair for the first time in a few years. I am embarrassingly good at doing haircuts of all kinds, and my short, brushed back curls were simple enough to maintain at home - I just felt the urge. Buzz cuts are hot, I would have loved to have a date do it for me.

The thing I remember about outdoor sex (it's, uh, been a while) is not thinking about the logistical stuff, having a reckless attitude, invariably having an even more reckless partner, doing unnecessarily stupid things like trespassing and generally being sloshed enough not to notice cuts and bruises until the next day.

Eating a banana cream pie alone in an all night diner probably appeals to me more than talking to people in a club most of the time, I never know the right way to talk to anybody no matter how sober I am. I've unwittingly rejected every guy who's made a move lol.

I loved reading the last several posts. This weekend I’ve been reflecting a little more about where I’m at, what I need or want. We’re in rural western Colorado - nice outdoors, grim town.

Had great birthday sex last night after a lovely day of smoking weed and tromping around with the dogs.

good to hear, 💯

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jeremih's power....

No manscaping ever!!!!!

OH HI

2 weeks pass and i'm no less gay. alright who's broken out the sweaters be honest

Hardcore makeout last Friday evening with a 20-y-o arrested Monday night for protesting the Biden administration's Haiti policy. I'm proud!

o snap son! a 20-yo he says. what color hair?

Dark hair. Covered in tats. Wants to be a designer.

I have broken out my winter clothes, tho it's warm today in Philly.

spent the last few days in big bear where it was reeeeeeal cold, but the hot tub was very nice!

oh cool!! do u ski?

Dark hair. Covered in tats. Wants to be a designer.

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 20, 2021 6:54 PM (thirty-six minutes ago)

well damn! sounds perfection

tabes wish i could cuddle up wit ya and have you read me a poem

lol i def do not ski, and there’s no snow in BB now anyway. there’s a month-long oktoberfest thing happening there now but we did not partake. curious to check out what they do for pride there some year tho

Hardcore makeout last Friday evening with a 20-y-o arrested Monday night for protesting the Biden administration's Haiti policy. I'm proud!

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

awesome.

Haven't worn a pair of socks or long pants since April, and not gonna til the temperature drops below 50 during the day. Maybe even 45.

I've worn a light jacket a couple of times tho.

I've worn a sweater for just about every dog walk I've been on (twice a day) for the past week or so.

Feeling great and productive these days after what was a shit month or so: my grandfather/last remaining grandparent died at the end of September, and I was hit by what, to my intense relief, turned out to be a particularly rough sinus infection (and not COVID). Nothing specifically queer to report, but I have a couple of gay-themed books (Garth Greenwell, Cleanness; Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Aristotle and Dante Dive into the Waters of the World) that are up next on my to-read pile.

i love fall getaways. we went to grand junction colorado two weekends ago. mainly to get weed, but there are some nice trails there. it's at the very northeastern corner of the colorado plateau, so uplifted red rock starts to happen along the colorado river west of town. that side of the valley feels very much like the sticks, though we had good indian food at a newish place there.

weed can't be sold in grand junction itself, you have to drive east to the mouth of the canyon where the colorado exits the mountains in a town called palisade. wood frame houses, looks like early 20th century iowa, and sure enough, the town's settlers were largely from iowa. it was a mining town at first but some time along the way someone discovered that it was a good place to grow fruit trees, so that became a second, gentler industry. there are also vineyards there. and now, of course, two weed stores/farms, and some brewpubs and that kind of thing. cute vegan-friendly coffee shop. we had an excellent dinner at an au courant restaurant. one table over was this family of asshole conservatives who did the thing where they tested the waitress to see how servile she would be. they rudely called attention to her speech impediment. real pieces of shit (incredible waitress though). outside were what looked like a family of hoi polloi liberal types from further upslope who had come down for the warmer weather. colorado, man. the burger was very good, the peach pie was incredible.

not 'hoi polloi,' the opposite, lol

Ugh I miss the mountain west so much sometimes.

it really is incredibly beautiful sometimes. but it's hard to shake the feeling that everything is all wrong, culturally speaking, because we aren't supposed to be there.

tabes if you ever pass through utah, you have a place to stay

colorado is something i've only glimpsed in coors light and mountain dew commercials. lovely post, apart from the waitress abuse (ugh). how's the weed?

and anyone else itt for that matter! xp

thanks deflatormouse! the weed is good, i got some very nice microdosable 1:1 cbd/thc gummies and a decent vape cartridge.

Thanks map. Tbh don't know when I'll ever be there, but I do appreciate the offer. Likewise to you, if you're ever in Philly.

(And all of you, duh. Just need a heads-up, and you have to be okay with dogs and two sloppy gay men being crazy around you)

never tried that! i started smoking again in very small quantities during the pandemic after quitting several years ago. it affects me very differently now and i only seem to enjoy it when also drinking. otherwise, the smallest amount gives me the fear :(

xxp

you have to be okay with dogs and two sloppy gay men being crazy around you

^^that sounds great! who wouldn't want that??

Well, let's just we're not the cleanest people.

i haven't cleaned the toilets in weeks though i pour a little bleach in every once in a while to cut the smell.

i never fold laundry. i take it from the dirty pile on the floor, wash it, put it in the clean pile on the floor.

omg

lol

i just spent a $135 on dry cleaning. but differences realllllly do make the world go around. i would hate me if i were another person. 100% on the place to stay in Brooklyn btw.

that waitress story though. so, funny thing - "incredible waitress". it's just a great thing to say, and think. it happened to me the other night when i was out with a girlfriend. i was like - that waitress is incredible. my friend was like she literally just smiled at you and took your order. i was like yea and i guess you were probably pretty used to that growing up as a gorgeous straight white lady. i cannot hold my tongue in situations like that. wd prolly get beat up quick in CO

i plan on being baked all wknd btw hope yall can join in on the fun. movie recs pls. i v been wanting to watch dazed and confused lol.

have 2 films I'm currently in the middle of - Only Lovers Left Alive and The Holiday

it's Practical Magic time of year as well weeeee how's everyone's weekend?

I hope you mean the Cary Grant/Katherine Hepburn Holiday!