rolling thread for chronicling the misadventures of dwight howard, nba center

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seems like the kind of show that would appeal to him: glitzy, cartoonish, stupid, but with a big audience who cheer and scream like mad for every C-List celebrity who shows up.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 September 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

I think that clip gave me a seizure. The kids these days with their entertainments, I tell ya

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:01 (two years ago) link

I still can't believe this show is real

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

singing competition shows seem like such an old fashioned idea, like a thing that was popular in the mid 20th century and no ones thought of them since, except of course theyve been everywhere for the past 20 years

lag∞n, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:17 (two years ago) link

the masked one is a copy of a korean show iirc

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:29 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

Dwight Howard was a surprise participant at the WWE Tryout in Nashville today. He told me he legit wants to join the WWE one day. pic.twitter.com/LiUnNqPsdv

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 28, 2022

Spottie, Friday, 29 July 2022 07:18 (one year ago) link

the most obv retirement career for him

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 29 July 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Dwight Howard announces that he's headed overseas to play in Taiwan for the Taoyuan Leopards.

(via taoyuan_leopards/IG) pic.twitter.com/ur9KL0Vdxh

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) November 8, 2022

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:35 (one year ago) link

bon voyage you goofy fool

Clay, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:47 (one year ago) link

Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny

Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link

that is a large man

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link

yeah he makes dwight look really small

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:44 (one year ago) link

dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening

lag∞n, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:46 (one year ago) link

yup

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:57 (one year ago) link

would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link

i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes

omar little, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link

can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link

over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link

haha

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Dwight Howard in the 3PT contest in Taiwan 👀

pic.twitter.com/ezlNtpmm4P

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) March 1, 2023

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 01:06 (one year ago) link

still a better showing than mj

micah, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 02:19 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Dwight Howard’s customized Rolls Royce tuns on when his championship ring makes contact with the hood ornament 🤯💍

(via @DwightHoward/ IG) pic.twitter.com/Ns5Nwf4TMF

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 28, 2023

nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:06 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

felt right to post this in here

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1708918028157513976?s=20

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:57 (six months ago) link

x dot com, fucking hell

Deandre Ayton wants to dominate in Portland 😤

(📸: @DannyMarang) pic.twitter.com/Jd1IBOvIkv

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2023

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:58 (six months ago) link

lol yeah he has these characters he does too https://sports.yahoo.com/deandre-ayton-portrays-different-characters-different-times-thanks-part-green-goblin-211206976.html

lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:06 (six months ago) link

these are the kinds of things you find amusing when you sleep 2-3 hours per night

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 21:38 (six months ago) link

lol true

lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:39 (six months ago) link

very excited to chronicle the misadventures of deandre ayton, nba center

Clay, Monday, 2 October 2023 22:01 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

nooooo comment

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:23 (five months ago) link


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