if your computer can't suss out the dummies, you'll be vulnerable to wagon train robbery
― balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link
it appears the pedestrian-recognition neural net core is actually just a copy of freeware classic Truck Dismount.tbf it let them shrink the size of the chip dramatically, leaving room for the forthcoming bong-holder add-on.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 21:27 (two years ago) link
Maybe the dummy just needs its own chip.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 21:44 (two years ago) link
poor robot Beatle
― koogs, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 01:28 (two years ago) link
hate to say it, but Elon Musk stealing a bit of Thiel’s playbook and parlaying it to stock market success is funny in the context of their rivalry. absolutely both megalomaniacal dorks, but Musk’s grift is barely opaque after a quick look and Thiel thinks he’s truly subversive while being such a caustic shithead
― mh, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 02:02 (two years ago) link
I saw peter thiel in a park in Beverly Hills a couple of weeks back. He seemed to have joined a friend who had kids. He stood next to my while I pushed my kid on the swings and was confused about whether there was a correct way to face the kid on the swing. Not a joke.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 02:33 (two years ago) link
that was a cusp that affected the future of humankind
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 02:36 (two years ago) link
You should have had your kid kick that Elizabeth Bathory motherfucker in the head.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 10:55 (two years ago) link
max said broadly the same thing haha
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 23 September 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link
The joys of living on the bleeding edge- a thread:On the way to dinner tonight my @Tesla literally locked up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY! A message Ive never seen before popped up saying "Vehicle May Not Restart: Service required"Well thats no good I think... pic.twitter.com/Q4Dm492y4Z— Pooch @Repkord (@repkord) September 23, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 23 September 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link
oops
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 September 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link
Just unplug it, wait 30 seconds, then plug it in again.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 September 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
Zap the PRAM
― DJI, Thursday, 23 September 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link
There are other EVs out there and more to come. Eventually Tesla will run out of fools.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 September 2021 17:37 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/hlLtyraCF5 https://t.co/BXefM0tEci— literally a grrl ghost 🎃 (@GrrlGhost) September 24, 2021
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Friday, 24 September 2021 15:36 (two years ago) link
the prophecy is fulfilled https://t.co/Rg6xLSi6Z8 pic.twitter.com/ULDi9suDAy— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) September 24, 2021
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 September 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link
😭😭not apartheid Clyde pic.twitter.com/HxfRXfqfAk— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) September 24, 2021
apartheid clyde
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 24 September 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
I'm curious to what the azealiabanks account actually said now, because it appears to have gotten it suspended.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 24 September 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
TOWSON 1-2 N CHARLES ST & W TOWSONTOWN BL - VEHICLE FIRE. TESLA ON FIRE. REQUEST LARGE CAPACITY WATER TANKER, HAZMAT UNIT, AND FOAM UNIT DUE TO ELECTRIC VEHICLE ON FIRE. ROAD IS BLOCKED #BCOTRAFFIC @LVFC30 @ProvidenceVFC29 @BaltCoFire pic.twitter.com/hJfPyTcwfx— Baltimore Co. Volunteer Firefighter’s Association (@BaltCoVolFire) October 1, 2021
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Friday, 1 October 2021 12:10 (two years ago) link
hmmm
https://i.imgur.com/I3RHZ0x.png
― lag∞n, Sunday, 3 October 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link
Guy wearing a spacex shirt walked in to loudly observe “it’s like if you pressed pause during a scene in a play” pic.twitter.com/4N06zmkFBb— ethnic steve (@EthnicSteve) October 17, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 17 October 2021 22:41 (two years ago) link
HAs S HE HAD PLASTIC S
― | (Latham Green), Monday, 18 October 2021 13:15 (two years ago) link
https://elonmusk.today/
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 18 November 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link
The new Tesla is great except it randomly, strongly and inexplicably brakes when it definitely shouldn't between one and five times an hour.https://t.co/3ZcrvD6HIx pic.twitter.com/X1gNGs2Rtb— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 26, 2021
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 November 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link
my boyfriend is great but he randomly, strongly and inexplicably cheats on me when he definitely shouldn't between one and five times an hour.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 26 November 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link
tbf that tweet makes it seem like the review understates major problems when really its pretty negative and recommends against buying
And, dear reader, I'm sorry to say, this first one will not be good. The Model Y is a phenomenal achievement in many ways, a great blend of range and practicality and even performance mixed with a suite of unique features that are as useful as they are distinct. But, as it stands, you absolutely should not buy one. Let me elaborate on the why.
https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/reviews/2021-tesla-model-y-review/
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 November 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link
rode in a friends tesla on a 5hr road trip a few months ago (i dont remember what model they have), and the constant sudden braking was infuriating. it was a lot of 55mph rural roads, and the brakes would automatically activate any time the car passed anywhere near any stop sign, incl ones on intersecting secondary roads we passed, as well as lots of other times on the open road for seemingly no reason. it was really annoying.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 26 November 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link
jesus
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 26 November 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link
wouldn't even buy a self-driving sack cart off this cunt.
― calzino, Friday, 26 November 2021 20:41 (two years ago) link
"There is no way to sugarcoat this."https://t.co/jRxERoK8AI— Futurism (@futurism) November 30, 2021
Musk continued to make his frustrations loud and clear in the email, while also stressing the severity of the situation. He even went as far as demanding his employees return to work despite it being a holiday weekend.“Unless you have critical family matters or cannot physically return to Hawthorne, we will need all hands on deck to recover from what is, quite frankly, a disaster,” he wrote.Musk added that even though he had planned to take the weekend off, he would “be on the Raptor line all night and through the weekend.”
― mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link
prelude to telsa buying space x i guess
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 November 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
Heltsley to Elon: "I learned it by watching you!"
― Oxnard Jeweler (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link
In email leaked by Elon musk Elon musk claims spacex facing bankruptcy
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 00:06 (two years ago) link
might be an attempt at imitating jim bakker and expecting the money to flow in
― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link
space ain't cheap
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link
https://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2021/november/dick-moves
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
looks like a cupcake
https://i.postimg.cc/nzd0QGv5/image.png
― ✖, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link
darth vader with the mask off lookin ass
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 3 December 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link
lmao crust punk finally mainstreamed
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link
omg lol
― mh, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link
is he afrikaner? just wondering the origin story
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link
have you heard him speak, and not just in the last few years where his accent is just weird
― mh, Friday, 3 December 2021 04:18 (two years ago) link
https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2021_50/1819582/time-person-year-kb-inline-211213.jpg
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 December 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link
Time magazine has devolved into something very bad.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 December 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link
they’ve captured the 2021 zeitgeist pretty well there
― mh, Monday, 13 December 2021 19:44 (two years ago) link
And they expect people will pay them to read/look at that?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 December 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link
I just saw the incredible documentary about the Thai cave rescue, I was so afraid that he was going to pop up at any point, even as a punchline, but thankfully it completely ignores 100% of his bullshit.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 December 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link
I'm ok with that choice. he is an exemplar of the bullshit americans eat up. now that trump is out of the spotlight musk's the biggest one still going.
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 13 December 2021 20:08 (two years ago) link
as best i can tell, musk has very little actual real-world impact?
he's just a fantastically rich memelord, which honestly makes him a perfect selection
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link
all those stupid fake satellites have a real world effect bcz you can;t see the stars properly any more :(
also pareene's argument here (tho tbf this has not yet manifested in the real world): https://theap.substack.com/p/losing-a-street-fight-to-elon-musk
― mark s, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link