Henceforth known as the beefline.
― i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link
Anything below it will be considered unbeefhitting
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 14:57 (two years ago) link
i get my kicks above the waistline, bovine
― sarahell, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/z0qFlW1.gif
― typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 September 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link
I have no idea why this made me just lose it so badly:---
Fans of Sonic onion rings will know that they have a particular sweetness -- I found out yesterday it's because they soak the cut onions in their ice cream mix, or at least a variation on it, before breading.
― Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Thursday, October 7, 2021 12:26 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
that also explains their peculiarly oniony ice cream
― hundreds of millions of (cat), Thursday, October 7, 2021 12:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― joygoat, Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link
lol
mystery solved
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
I imagining some alternate universe where people complain "Man, I can't believe Hendrix went from Electric Ladyland to this bland Babyface shit! I bet Clapton wouldn't have done this had he survived that heroin overdose."
― birdistheword, Monday, October 11, 2021 5:45 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link
Tweet: Colin Powell dies from Covid complications
The chemical weapons finally got him
― St. Twel'mo, or the Cuneiform Cyclopedist of Chattanooga (President Keyes), Monday, October 18, 2021 10:24 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 18 October 2021 14:57 (two years ago) link
in the MCU, dr strange scans an incomprehensibly large number of possible futures for music consumption, desperately searching for timelines that restrain Hot Hot Heat to obscurity -- there's only one.
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, October 18, 2021 12:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link
I feel like there hasn’t been a lot of funny lately, what with all the creeping horror and impending doom in the world, but this got me good:
Can we be shown cool white evangelicals + Mike Love?― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:47 (two hours ago) link
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:47 (two hours ago) link
― epistantophus, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link
FTR this predated Nirvana. I first noticed it at a Red Hot Chili Peppers show in 1990
Yeah I meant more like They Might Be Giants where I saw slamming and crowd-surfing in the era
― chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, October 19, 2021 5:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
the height of this for me was watching some concert on MTV and people were crowdsurfing to "Linger" by the Cranberries
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 20, 2021 6:36 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
do u have todo u have todo u have to mosh to "linger"
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson)
― Communist Hockey Goblin (sleeve), Thursday, 21 October 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link
every time i tell my son i love him or that he did a good job he rolls his eyes and goes yeah yeah that’s what every dad says― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, October 26, 2021 3:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglinkthats when u reply with "ok fuck u then"― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, October 26, 2021 3:36 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkyou don't know what you got till it's gone― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, October 26, 2021 3:37 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― war mice (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link
you don't miss your water 'til dad's "fuck you, guy"
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link
look if you’re not going to engage with the different facets of ChAdOx1 nCoV-19 or BNT162b2 vaccination then i don’t know what you’re posting on this forum for tbh
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 October 2021 22:35 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
ChAdOx1 is my name on counterstrike
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 22:37 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 23:51 (two years ago) link
I've seen clips on Pornhub that are designed to be watched while wearing VR goggles and they're fucking bizarre to look at, like footage of conjoined twins shot through the world's most warped fisheye lens.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, October 29, 2021 12:01 AM (sixteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Thank you for your sacrifice
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, October 29, 2021 12:24 AM (sixteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 29 October 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link
like tears in rain
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 29 October 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link
^lol
― brimstead, Friday, 29 October 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link
my dewey youthfulness is due, in part, to never having seen forrest gump
― mookieproof, Sunday, October 31, 2021 5:00 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I was forced to watch it five years ago as a DYING MAN’S LAST(ish) WISH and I am still pissed about it
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, October 31, 2021 2:40 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
On the bright side, he's dead now ...
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Sunday, October 31, 2021 2:48 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Sunday, 31 October 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCZwmJ_X0AYYtpP?format=jpg&name=small
robert plant jus thinkin baout his new song, in my time of djing
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, October 31, 2021 9:29 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link
Oh, I also bought a standing desk when I couldn't sit for about a month (long story lol), but I now stand while WFH and let me tell you, I feel so much better about working. Back, shoulders, everything.
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Thursday, November 4, 2021 2:59 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
Donald Rumsfeld's greatest legacy.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 4, 2021 3:00 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Thursday, 4 November 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link
Alfred been on fire today, this just made me actually lol
"let's build up a high sensitivity to fluctuating milk prices" a common tinder line from dogs― What it's like. Havana Syndrome. What it's like. Havana Syndrom (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:40 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglinksounds like a D. Boon lyric― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:41 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― What it's like. Havana Syndrome. What it's like. Havana Syndrom (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:40 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
sounds like a D. Boon lyric
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:41 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 November 2021 22:26 (two years ago) link
Hahahaha
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 November 2021 22:28 (two years ago) link
Starmer on Boris Johnson saying ‘fuck business': "I can promise you that the only 'F words' I'll be using are ‘foreign investment’, 'fair trade', 'fiscal policy', and 'fiduciary duty'"— Jon Stone (@joncstone) November 22, 2021a lot of debate going on in the QTs as to which comedy character this is most reminiscent of (Alan Partridge? Mark from Peep Show?), but I'd like to put a word in for Mark McKinney as Darryl on Kids In The Hall― soref, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:11 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkIncredible.― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:14 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkPrincipal Skinner also making a strong showing― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Monday, 22 November 2021 14:24 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkIt immediately called to mind the abortive Marge Simpson musical number that began "morals and ethics and carnal forbearance" before she accidentally bulldozed the burlesque house― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 22 November 2021 14:37 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkDefinitely Mark from Peep Show.― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Monday, 22 November 2021 15:10 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkLet's talk about the real C-bomb. Common sense.― nashwan, Monday, 22 November 2021 15:15 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― soref, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:11 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Incredible.
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:14 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Principal Skinner also making a strong showing
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Monday, 22 November 2021 14:24 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It immediately called to mind the abortive Marge Simpson musical number that began "morals and ethics and carnal forbearance" before she accidentally bulldozed the burlesque house
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 22 November 2021 14:37 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Definitely Mark from Peep Show.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Monday, 22 November 2021 15:10 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Let's talk about the real C-bomb. Common sense.
― nashwan, Monday, 22 November 2021 15:15 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 November 2021 23:50 (two years ago) link
dr pimple popper my favorite Walmart soda flavor― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, November 22, 2021 5:49 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, November 22, 2021 5:49 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
this is terrible and i can’t stop giggling at it
― cookie hat, esq. (cat), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 02:01 (two years ago) link
brb creating a sock account so I can excelsior my own posts
― sarahell, Tuesday, 23 November 2021 03:26 (two years ago) link
We wanted a turducken, but vegetarian, so we're having a tofucken.― Hideous Lump, Friday, 26 November 2021 10:42 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 26 November 2021 02:40 (two years ago) link
Marcus was born Greil Gerstley in San Francisco, California, the only son of Greil Gerstley and Eleanor Gerstley (née Hyman), a Jewish woman.
Does that mean he is related to Joey Ramone?― Duck and Sally Can't Dance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, November 28, 2021 10:24 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Why Joey Ramone, a Jewish man?
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Sunday, November 28, 2021 11:56 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Same last name.
― Duck and Sally Can't Dance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, November 28, 2021 12:01 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Pretty common name.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Sunday, November 28, 2021 12:41 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
No need to be a Dick about it.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, November 28, 2021 2:57 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Sunday, 28 November 2021 21:30 (two years ago) link
Back on the sauce
I’m not sure if this is an appropriate tweet but In the sixties some of the models shaved their minges. I always thought it was a turn off I always liked women to look ‘au naturel’— Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) December 2, 2021
― Alba, Friday, 3 December 2021 08:38 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
omg i thought he diedphew
^^^^^^^^^^
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 3 December 2021 09:17 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
christ that tweet is so embarrassingget a grip dave!!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 3 December 2021 14:43 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Sir this is a Wendy’s etc.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 December 2021 14:50 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
I never heard the term "minges" before. Still learning something new everyday!
― birdistheword, Friday, 3 December 2021 15:11 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
I hope Karl Minges has a good sense of humor. (He popped up when I looked it up on Google.)
― birdistheword, Friday, 3 December 2021 15:13 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
For some reason, this makes me think of John Mendelssohn's shock at Ray's choice of underpants circa 1969.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 3 December 2021 15:40 (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
‘au naturel’ is such a pleasant term!
― meisenfek, Friday, 3 December 2021 15:41 (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
'minge' is such an unpleasant term
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:42 (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
bottom line: he should not be tweeting about thisno one wants to know dave davies' opinion sbout this
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:51 (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm
― Goofy the Grifter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:53 (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
why are you kinkshaming
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:59 (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Friday, 3 December 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
Front bottom line - to be precise
― Luna Schlosser, Friday, December 3, 2021 4:00 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
he really was "having a stroke"
― licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, December 3, 2021 4:18 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 3 December 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link
There are minges among us.
― DJI, Friday, 3 December 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link
and they're merciless
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 3 December 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link
Karl please draw Charles Minges, the Merciless.
― DJI, Friday, 3 December 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link
On the other hand, please don't
― Mark G, Saturday, 4 December 2021 12:53 (two years ago) link
from a thread where we reminisce about the 1996 presidential election:
revive
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, December 5, 2021 1:37 PM bookmarkflaglink
Dead
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, December 5, 2021 1:48 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 December 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link
shot and chaser
erik loomis has a typically solid, scathing review of dole's life and career, well worth reading:https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2021/12/dole― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, December 6, 2021 6:03 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkMy review of dole’s life and career would typically be solid also― coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Monday, December 6, 2021 6:09 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2021/12/dole
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, December 6, 2021 6:03 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
My review of dole’s life and career would typically be solid also
― coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Monday, December 6, 2021 6:09 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link
Five and two year old at the table, two year old asks "hey google how does a sponge work"
"According to the website mayoclinic.org the contraceptive sponge is a type of birth control (contraceptive) that prevents sperm from entering the uterus. It is soft and disk-shaped and made of polyurethane foam. The contraceptive sponge contains spermicide, which kills sperm. Before having sex, you insert the sponge deep inside the vagina so that it covers the cervix. Your vaginal muscles hold it in place. The contraceptive sponge has a strap on one side for easier removal. The sponge can prevent pregnancy but doesn't protect against sexually transmitted infections (STIs)."
― namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Friday, December 10, 2021 9:53 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― rob, Friday, 10 December 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link
Are microwaves too melty for you Calzino?
― badg, Saturday, 11 December 2021 00:05 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Too Labour-saving.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 December 2021 00:08 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 December 2021 08:40 (two years ago) link
Excellent both
the next two posts were very good as well
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 December 2021 09:47 (two years ago) link
My stainless Bonavita died so I bought an angular black kettle like a prop from a Michael Mann movie. It’s the best looking thing in my kitchen.― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 11 December 2021 00:09 (nine hours ago) linkdon't sell yourself short milo, but do post a pic― rob, Saturday, 11 December 2021 00:11 (nine hours ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 December 2021 09:48 (two years ago) link
Ok, winning
― Mark G, Saturday, 11 December 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link
tweet posted by KM: "Former US Senate candidate and first Maine resident to catch COVID Max Linn found dead in hot tub after being sued for pulling gun on former aide during cryptocurrency disagreement"
That headline is a hilarious mess. Like, did that all happen the same day?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, December 13, 2021 2:59 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
of course - he was a colorful candidate
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, December 13, 2021 3:09 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Covid/Gun/Crypto/Hot tub death is like the EGOT of old white drunk guys
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, December 13, 2021 3:17 PM (six hours ago)
― Everybody Loves Ramen (WmC), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 03:22 (two years ago) link
ELON
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 03:24 (two years ago) link
How about a place like Birmingham, England? It was pretty working class and hardly culturally prominent (not unlike Manchester), but produced Black Sabbath, UB40, Judas Priest, ELO/The Move, Plant and Bonham, Duran Duran, Dexys Midnight Runners, Moody Blues, Steel Pulse, Nick Mason, Carl Palmer the Beat, Steve Winwood etc., Swell Maps. And of course more bands (Godflesh, Napalm Death, Ocean Colour Scene) soon after.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, December 14, 2021 6:45 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
population over 1m. oxford has 150k
― imago, Tuesday, December 14, 2021 6:56 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Birmingham is the second biggest city in the UK.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Tuesday, December 14, 2021 7:06 AM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 15 December 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link
he was thinking of birmingham alabama, home of little stevie winwood
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link
I hear they love the Guv'nor
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
How about a place like Chicago, IL? It was pretty working class and hardly culturally prominent (not unlike Minneapolis), but produced band, band, another band, more bands, solo rock artist etc., And of course more bands soon after.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 15 December 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link
wat hold up i was thinking of chicago, mozambique
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link
isn't that where Bob Dylan lived for 3 months as a fetus?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 15 December 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
i was born in Baton Rouge, Antarctica
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link