the united states of america

https://i.redd.it/keuurhgo9io71.png

least traveled?

can't be, MA 99 is in boston

why is this map makin fun of me!!?

nah, just showing the design of state highways

what the fuck is goin on here

i've lived in several of these states

oh

xp

i'm sorry about that.

ok, lemme do a quick tally on the states that decided to make it about their own state

1. missouri

2. nevada
3. arizona

goddamn

you fuckin state morons

new mexico though. wtf!

Always like it when the state outlines use three-digit numbers:

https://i.imgur.com/0WQw68x.png

Like, lose some weight, MO 139!

new mexico though. wtf!

what's wrong with it? i don't think it's appropriative; that's the state flag and (as far as I'm aware) not a coopting of a specific native symbol.

North Dakota quite a bit more sus

I never decided if Washington's silhouette of George's head was brilliant or stupid but it was orders of magnitude better than the state flag with his visage

https://preview.redd.it/234bp7bq0qr71.jpg?width=960&height=539&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e44e30ac4a7b32b4012e6686da85909c237e00e4

if minnesota's was in january 1996, i was there

the united states except the states aren't where they're supposed to be pic.twitter.com/JsyLRfFweT

— Tomer Burg (@burgwx) October 31, 2021

Except Louisiana.

And Michigan.

And New York.

And Pennsylvania.

And...

https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/11/10/howarddean128ready.jpg

https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/maps-that-will-make-you-view-the-world-in-a-very-different-light-26-photos-16.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

rip melbun

just so the aussies have some context, these days i live in Birdville, Queensland 4482

it's a landlocked state

apparently I'm in Cancun, so I've taken my top off

matttkkkk have you heard my cancun story? it's hilarious

lay it on me

sorry, my computer died in the middle of this, i think, so i went to bed! this story is not that hilarious, i was trying to be tongue in cheek

cancun

it was like, 1990. or 1991 or 1988. around there. i was 5 to 7 years old? my family flew to cancun. it was the first and only time i ever traveled out of the country with them. i remember four things about it. first, in the airport in cancun, my dad and i were pissing next to each other at urinals, which was already weird, and then i saw a big cockroach in the urinal and was startled and afraid to pee on it. second, we were walking in some street market and a big older guy kept pointing at me and calling me a bambino. as i already knew that babe ruth had an AKA "the bambino", i understood this as a sort of compliment. third, i had orange juice and i didn't think it was good. my mom said it's because they didn't put sugar in it. fourth, i threw up all over the place on a beach, and then as we were all packing up and walking off, someone new walked up to our big open space and put their beach chair right in the middle of the puke

as specific as this post is, i wouldn’t be surprised if there are elements to it that form a part of a great deal of cancun experiences ^

guys this one is blowing my mind

https://i.imgur.com/LgZDqPJ.png

China Part 2

like “sea to shining sea” in the US doesn’t even reach across the sahara desert

guys this one is blowing my mind

🖼

see you say that, but

it borders bulgaria, macedonia, albania and turkey

I know. Should have labeled it “Rumelia”.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumelia

https://www.nohrsc.noaa.gov/snow_model/images/full/National/nsm_depth/nsm_depth_current_National.jpg

Average jeans colour per US state pic.twitter.com/16eaaxJYad

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) April 13, 2022

Wyoming is purple

My current jeans are gray, which probably doesn’t affect things much one way or the other

What if I was Karl Malone in gray jeans
What if I was Heathcliff it's no myth

It’s gonna be illegal in more states than you’d think pic.twitter.com/ATrbKmsCt0

— ForgetfuIPerson (@ForgetfuP) May 4, 2022

That seems to be about the exact states i expected, hehe. shit show usa

Setting aside stateline parcels next to my fireworks tents for the abortion clinics.

There’s a growing import/export scene happening on the borders of red and states. Bargain basement prices

https://i.imgur.com/EF14Bj3.gif

in this version of our future, the united states not only faces rising waters on coasts, but also a growing fog of war that conceals with its arrival rather than illuminating, approaching from the northern and southern borders with equal intensity

ALSO tornadoes that move laterally from east to west.

The key to escaping tornado is to be unpredictable in your own movements