Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

since kante has been on spurs havent had a kick

Alonso seems a different player

Always does against Spurs.

This is why I rate Tuchel as a coach, his teams always play better second half, you wouldn't get this shit from Lampard

Bryan Gill, the hipster's choice

Spurs ability to lose the ball while trying absolutely nothing difficult or ambitious is what makes playing in any way conservatively particularly stupid

Individually fairly shocking limited players ito passing or touch so much of the time

The rest is a collective lack of fuckgiving, call that 30% the cunts

Arah professional pride is mugs game anyway right lads

Nice West Ham goal

This hwang lad is the most piteous playactor ive seen emerge in a while

Bwoo hwoo

Nonsense match all round but enjoyed that as far as it goes

Just seen the final score so

Can't argue

Oh we'd have been in a contest to tear own own respective showers into bits if we were watching it together, periods of absolute shambles from each

0 pts from this obviously but Villa playing some really nice stuff, could be a decent season

Grealish a useless wasteman so far

Chelsea are coping fine but can't get their front folk involved

oh ok, when they do get the option Werner is constantly offside, like you can see Azpilicueta or whoever look up, see him stood offside and instead square to Lukaku, who has 3 men on him but that's the only option

Rio Ferdinand is such a trash pundit

"you'd have to be one-eyed or incredibly mean not to aknowledge that City deserve that lead" ehhhh...

Ok City seem to be running things now, I'm the dick

Actually Chelsea have been on top last like 20mins, I still acknowledge my dickedness tho

Jacob Ramsay just went down injured in agony while in on goal, what a stroke of luck

Jurgen Klopp's fault, I assume. Deano refereeing that one, right?

Villa fully deserve that

AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

fucking lol

oh my

lol what a beautiful start to the weekend

An incredible feat of giant killing as a plucky, well-organised Aston Villa somehow conspire to grind out a result against Mike Dean

utd labouring to create chances for the golden manboy, Bruno looking frustrated with everything, didn't see all the game but Ming's handle Cron very assuredly and the villa defense not giving much away

Come now Biscuits, you know Villa's goal shouldn't have stood. But as I say, Utd deserved fuck all from the game anyway

Burnley 2-1 up at leceister, cornet scored but has gone off injured so that burnleys danger gone, can see a draw there, Leeds playing well, west ham not able to put much together, expect a harder half this half, meslier is awesome

Come now Biscuits, you know Villa's goal shouldn't have stood. But as I say, Utd deserved fuck all from the game anyway

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I actually Haven't Seen It Back, I was doing laps of the house

The last few minutes of Watford/Newcastle was kinda great.

Brentford are kinda awesome? I might watch more of them this season

Yeah agreed. This has been fun to watch!

So Piddock appears to have injured himself in the goal celebration? gotta love that. Great game so far

that was wild

This is a match of crazy goals.

not EPL related, but i was watching 4th and 5th placed teams in the bundesliga this morning and it was weird how bad both teams were doing. i switched to the hoffenheim-wolfsburg game, and hoffenheim, which are 10th, were playing so good

(i should mention wolfsburg is in 3rd place and hoff won 3-1)

I named my cat after Curtis Jones. The previous cats were called Paisley/ Kenny/ Xabi, but this time I put my faith in youth. The other week my mother sat on my sofa and smoked my cigarettes and said in a sarcastic voice "wouldn't Harvey be a better cat name?" And I told her NO! NOT HARVEY! I HATE HIM! (I don't really but I was worked up and also cold drinks). Anyway, I feel vindicated.

Man this match!

Best match of the season so far

Fave moment: after that goal almost went in towards the end, Frank and Klopp turning towards each other and Frank with an amazing "Well that was close!" look on his face.

I know Wolves aren't exactly tearing things up but that front 3 makes my dick hard

Wolves backline seems somewhat shoddy, isn't Lage meant to be decent? This is definitely a coaching problem

Podence playing awful today

first three weeks Wolves had a lot of creativity and just weren't making the shots fall. then the win, and I was like "oh here we go", but the last two matches, they've been aimless

This is definitely aimless. Commentary called it "open" but nah, if a goal comes it will surely be from Soto