Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

sometimes it hangs a little to one side in the morning

Having watched every Wolves game (oh except that one they won) thus far, this is the first where they are deservedly losing. Having watched very little of Brentford they don't look all that, easily beatable

glad to see the halftime speech motivated them

Aggravating that the best Wolves player so far today is playing for Sheff U

Having never seen Hwang before yeah I like him. Also apparently Traore has been on the pitch this whole match, who knew?

well this certainly helps matters

Pontus Jansen, big hard man iirc. Eh...

Brentford could go down to eight men and I’m not sure I’d bet on Wolves scoring.

Kostas starts for Liverpool, good. Milner at RB, yeah I love him but maybe not drop both fullbacks in the same match?

dreadful match. and it all started with Marcal's boneheaded decision in the box. prior to that Brentford had been building a little momentum but the life just went out of the building after that.

Jimenez HEADGAURD OFF! Serious bisnes now...

Welp

The words "absolute dogshit" spring to mind

Lol at us ending up playing 2-2-6 and still couldn't score against 10 men

Well again, first match they deserved to lose. Sort it out up front ffs

Yer man Fabio maybe deserves a start?

Hard to say. I feel like
Raul has always been streaky in terms of goals but he adds a lot of other attributes to the side. I'm not a 442 fan but the time might be approaching, in a front 2 you'd think either Hwang or Fabio starts alongside Raul

Liverpool not looking great, thank fuck it's Benteke out there, Eduoard would be skinning them

Leon Bailey’s on fire.

Terrific purchase for Villa.

Yeah that was a second half and then some.

Astonishing Everton defending for the Bailey goal. There was a heat map shown at half time which showed there was a huge gap in that inside left channel so I’m surprised how much space there was for Bailey, I thought (possibly erroneously) that Rafa is the sort of manager who would obsess over that kind of detail.

Bailey looks like the new hero though for sure, I hope that was only a precautionary change rather than anything longer term. Felt like the post-grealish era getting up and running in the second half, fingers crossed

Off to watch them at Stamford Bridge on Weds, no great hopes because Chelsea’s second team is still a top 4 contender so even if they rotate I think we’ll be outmatched. But yeah that was fun, this is fun, there’s clearly enough there for a really good season. Deano just needs to work out how to bring it all together

good game that, pen decisions were some bullshit though

not sure why chelsea arent mixing it up by going long to lukaku instead of passing it out from the back all the time. do look v likely in transition tho.

is mendy injured?

Yep, injured against Zenit, though not too seriously.

This is a good game so far.

According to My Mother he took a knock in the Zenit match

xp

thank you both. yes good game so far esp first 20 mins.

the havertz volley was atrocious however.

like jimenez rabona level poor.

loved that back foot first touch by son there

Why do the Spurs fans hate Alonso so much? I mean yeah he's a child murderer but this seems more partisan, is there a previous incident I'm forgetting?

since kante has been on spurs havent had a kick

Alonso seems a different player

Always does against Spurs.

This is why I rate Tuchel as a coach, his teams always play better second half, you wouldn't get this shit from Lampard

Bryan Gill, the hipster's choice

Spurs ability to lose the ball while trying absolutely nothing difficult or ambitious is what makes playing in any way conservatively particularly stupid

Individually fairly shocking limited players ito passing or touch so much of the time

The rest is a collective lack of fuckgiving, call that 30% the cunts

Arah professional pride is mugs game anyway right lads

Nice West Ham goal

This hwang lad is the most piteous playactor ive seen emerge in a while

Bwoo hwoo

Nonsense match all round but enjoyed that as far as it goes

Just seen the final score so

Can't argue

Oh we'd have been in a contest to tear own own respective showers into bits if we were watching it together, periods of absolute shambles from each

0 pts from this obviously but Villa playing some really nice stuff, could be a decent season

Grealish a useless wasteman so far

Chelsea are coping fine but can't get their front folk involved

oh ok, when they do get the option Werner is constantly offside, like you can see Azpilicueta or whoever look up, see him stood offside and instead square to Lukaku, who has 3 men on him but that's the only option

Rio Ferdinand is such a trash pundit

"you'd have to be one-eyed or incredibly mean not to aknowledge that City deserve that lead" ehhhh...