zing

(This is probably self-involvement, yes.)

understatement of the new millennium

yeah. what i said was basically the subtle diplomatic zing that knows what the answer is in the first place.

:/

hey let's go on the internet and then think about life there

that's like every waking moment I'm at home alone :(

sorry I think that was meant for the bummers thread, or it was a self-zing

ban all chicago people plz

-- cutty, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:54 AM (Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:54 AM) Bookmark Link

cutty otm. there's a reason i stopped reading ilx.

bring back the zings

I do this by giving a mental Pitchfork rating to each album, grabbing all of those that get 9.9 or 10.0, and then ordering them.

1) Mansun - Six 2) Cardiacs - Guns 3) Cardiacs - Sing To God 4) Yes - Relayer 5) Talk Talk - Spirit Of Eden 6) Blur - 13 7) SFA - Rings Around The World 8) Hood - Rustic Houses Forlorn Valleys 9) Oceansize - Effloresce 10) Duran Duran - Rio

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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no wait 10) Ride - Going Blank Again (re-issue w/bonus trax)

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:25 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

. . .

Rings Around The World? You ARE young.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:29 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

I don't date dog people. I honestly don't. If you have a dog, you're out. It's not like some rule I wrote down, I just kind of naturally lose interest, like you just told me you have a 6-year-old boy.

-- kenan, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Dog owners breathe a collective sigh of relief.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

parents of young boys breathe a collective sigh of relief

is that a quote from the vagina kenanlogues

It's not like some rule that I wrote down, it's just some rule that I have.

s1ocki OTM
you got to stay current

Biters of tIREd

what is wrong w/ that guy

Which one?

zing

:-| = working reunions weekend at your college right after breaking up with the girl youve been dating all through college and had expected to date for much longer and interacting w/ a ton of people who met at yr college and got married and feeling totally reverse-nostalgiac and anxious about/excited for the future and realizing you need to take better care of your health and really value yr friends and those nights when youre like "ugh im depressed im probably just going to smoke some pot and watch tron and altered states and make some frozen french bread pizzza" are probably better spent out interacting w/ other human beings and taking advantage of your freedom and you know what this is actually the last summer you have (like REAL summer) and so youre sorta drunk on booze obtained w/ stolen drink tickets and you go to the dj booth at the radio station where you work (because you cant go to the break room since your ex-girlfriend is there) and turn on yr last.fm station and fucking PLAINSONG starts and you dont even really listen to the cure and youre just all like :-|
-- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 3:51 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

times like this make me wish i had a livejournal
-- max, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:00 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

me too :-/
-- river wolf, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:03 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

although i think the final :-/ kinda ruins it

JT Leroy is no joke perpetrated by anyone, he's BRILLIANT. And does make the occasional appearance. The only thing about the whole phenomenon that sucks is Ms C Love is angling to play the mum in the film of Sarah.

-- suzy, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (5 years ago) Link

lollololoolololol

-- I am Robocop, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Dude please, 2001? The book *had* just come out, I liked the writing, and yeah I have an old Cooper connection. BFD.

It could be a lot worse. One could be my former editor, who thought she was participating in phone conversations with JTL!

-- suzy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:10 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this type of hoax is enabled and perpetuated by the type of person who is "in the know"--the type of person who pretends to know something when they just know someone (or know someone who knows someone, etc.) who has told them that they know something

-- RJG, Sunday, 24 June 2007 16:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Factual zing!

that's very classic.

somone hunt down micheal reed and invite him to gloat a little on that thread

haha when rjg posted that i was like "INCOMING!!!!!". protect ya neck.

which thread is this, guys? I can't find it

JT Leroy

http://www.onlythebestleads.com/img/pic-2.jpg

Always Blame Courtney!

A++

blame needs to be assigned for this

http://www.stereogum.com/img/virgincourtney.jpg

(for the queasy, link but no post)

lol u read stereogumm

zing?

WTF

Mila Kunis is not at all attractive.

-- milo z, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:24 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

MILO IS KING OF RONG

-- deej, Thursday, June 21, 2007 3:59 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 3:59 PM) Bookmark Link

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no, he's totally otm there

-- gabbneb, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:16 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:16 PM) Bookmark Link

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now HERE'S a guy you want in your corner!

-- David R., Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:19 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:19 PM) Bookmark Link

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in fairness milo does seem to be able to recognize when a person does not actually have red hair so he's not the KING of rong.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:23 PM (Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

this is like when you smash a mosquito so hard your hard stings

And why not orgasming was such a major deal to her to begin with? (I know several women to whom it's not.)

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, January 8, 2007 5:45 PM (5 months ago)

or at least they told you this

-- and what (ooo), Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:38 PM (5 months ago)

I'm also unfamiliar with this era of Genesis. However there's this really cool website called Google that answers these questions. You should check it out sometime. (answer:The Carpet Crawlers).

-- everything, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:04 PM (Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:04 PM) Bookmark Link

Well apparently I didn't need to. Thanks.

-- J Kaw, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:13 PM (Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:13 PM) Bookmark Link

I guess maybe if you're already taken there's no signals of desperation that girls can pick up on! That might make you more attractive, I suppose. Can't say I've noticed much difference myself though.

-- Colonel Poo, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:27 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

your name is "colonel poo"

-- Tracer Hand, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:42 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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(I am so easily amused by toilet humour)

-- Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:42 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I am so easily amused by toilet humour

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 29 June 2007 09:45 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Wow, I got that one minutes before I expected to. Kudos.

I am easily amused by rote strikethrough zings :/

I srsly expected to be zinged for it! I'm not sure what that says about how lazy my posting has become.

eBay is an e-commerce platform made up of many sellers

http://music.ebay.co.uk/

-- djmartian, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Thanks for that link - not sure it'll catch on though.

-- Matt DC, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:52 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

sdfm dfksd

what thread

fopp, on ilm

"sdfm dfksd"

waht

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahahaha
i love nabisco but that is some funny stuff

yeah, same here. but that was undeniable.

i don't even hate on the guy. i just see what you guys post here and everyone laughing about the nabisco otm meme. just a bit of fun

Plus, the lion's share of the CFLs on the market today are actually slightly warmer in color than standard tungsten. Not only is he lying though his teeth, but there's absolutely no point to it.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg

I like this one because, if you think about it for more than a half a second, it actually pretty elequently makes the exact opposite point (I assume) it's trying to make.

The people are a bully with a short attention span and a distrust of anything complex, so he comes over and knocks down something that two kids, usually sworn enimies, have spent a lot of time working together to build, and something that might well have been pretty cool.

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon712.jpg

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

-- en i see kay, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:06 (Yesterday) Link

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

http://www.faithmouse.com/disproportunate_not.gif

-- Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:45 (16 hours ago) Link