RS Top 500

This ain’t the Complex era anymore where the strategy is to post a list every day

i have difficulty believing some of the songs on the list truly received any votes

I don’t mean to post a list a day. I still think of it as a huge, single “the greatest 500 songs of all time” list. It’s only divided into 10 or idk 5 huge lists with a more specialized voting panel that would give everyone a much more agreeable list… particularly when it comes to songs from genres outside of a rock scope. I know it’s Rolling Stone and you can’t really remove that rock scope, but why even pretend like it’s something more ambitious when most results outside of a rock angle are very disagreeable.

I mean… fucking “get lucky” being the only Daft Punk song in here makes me think that most people voting for it don’t really listen to Daft Punk… or house… or even any disco or funk… I think I prefer not having them represented at all and make space for idk “Le Freak” which didn’t make the cut.

The ’60s girl groups picks are generally the normie “songs everyone knows,” but guess that’s what you get with a list like this (not sure why they needed to mention that Cher sang backup in multiple blurbs, but ok).

Like let’s say you have 8 groups of people voting for specific genres and subgenres:

Top 100 classic rock / indie rock / alternative rock
Top 50 metal / punk
Top 50 hip hop/rap/reggaeton/trap
Top 50 soul / rnb / reggae / dub
Top 50 disco / funk
Top 50 folk / country / jazz / blues
Top 50 house / techno / electronica
Top 50 pop / indie pop / indietronica / edm

Then after you have those 8 lists you do a massive 500 list by score… if the highest voted song from the hip hop list has idk 80 points and that makes it overall the top 12 song then so be it.

Those are not the 8 categories I’d say should be the definite ones, of course they should be paired and arranged more carefully. It’s just a general idea.

That is, if they truly want a more concise list with a wider representation of genres and expertise behind it. I don’t think you get the full picture if you ask a white indie rocker from the 80’s what he thinks are the best hip hop songs of all time or a techno producer what he thinks are the best punk rock singles of all time. Those make for interesting individual lists but for a very unrepresentative global list.

Yeah but wouldn't theoretically a techno producer's ballot have a lot of techno on it, and a white indie '80s rocker's ballot have a lot of white indie '80s rock?

Hell you can even give 50% of the list a rock-adjacent restriction and the remaining 250 in whichever subsets of genres and subgenres you want and 100% guaranteed you end up with a more focused and agreeable general list.

can't believe Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs of All Time list lacks statistical rigour

Yeah but wouldn't theoretically a techno producer's ballot have a lot of techno on it, and a white indie '80s rocker's ballot have a lot of white indie '80s rock?

― i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.)

In theory yes but the voting was not restricted in any way and if you look at some of the individual ballots upthread you’ll see that the assignment encourages voters to choose their favorite songs of all time rather than what they think should be the most representative ones in any given genre.

I think a little more focus would help. If you have someone voting for idk 4 hip hop songs, but struggles to think of his/hers/their list of 50 best hip hop songs of all time… is that the voice of someone who really loves hip hop and that should be voting for hip hop at all? Not pointing any fingers, maybe several voters are indeed heavy hip hop fans, just saying that having more focus on their core tastes or expertise would make a more interesting or agreeable list.

For me the electronica or electronic adjacent picks on the list are terrible and pretty much inexistent. Even “electronic” artists with a connection to rock that most RS readers would agree deserve a spot like say; Aphex Twin, Brian Eno, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, Massive Attack, Portishead, Tricky are completely missing.

Yeah you can’t please them all but… “get lucky”!? For real? That’s the one? Lol

Björk's got Buñuel syndrome. Too many masterpieces for consensus.

I’ ll take the worse song on Homogenic than whatever is being pushed as electronic pop in this list.

Moka, you … do… know the internet economy is based on clicks and social engagement, right

Like a big goofy list is going to get people talking/clicking more than some baroque labyrinth of genre exercises

Wait, sorry, I see you are petitioning for ONE list

I know I know… but I have a right to dream!

People will still click and discuss both the bad and good list decisions, though.

Yeah… sucks that english is not my first language since I tend to overexplain without making myself fully clear.

Let’s say you get a group of hip hop experts on board and they get to the 50 greatest hip hop songs of all time. Most of them end up voting for idk let’s say “fight the power”. And then most of the rock board decided that “like a rolling stone” is the most voted song. And then the soul/rnb experts went for “respect”… maybe you do end up with the same top 10 than what we got. Who knows?

Or maybe the rock experts can’t make up their mind and the top 20 is filled consensus metal and rap picks.

or maybe we'll die in a fire

Lol lots of what ifs. Anyhow, I’ll stop with that, it’s obviously not going to happen that way ever and it’s a good lost for what it is.

I always like looking at individual ballots in these big efforts. That’s where you find the real good stuff. Hope they included them somehow or made a separate article with them like (I think?) pitchfork does.

*good list for what it is

I look at some of the individual ballots above and they keep surprising me and feeling excited in an “oh yes! That’s a really cool pick for greatest song ever” in more ways than the top 500 does.

The top 500 does have several songs in there which are undeniable classics and some surprises. I particularly love that I’m starting to see finally a latin influence in there with Celia Cruz, Jorge Ben, Selena, Bad Bunny, Daddy Yankee… it’s small steps but they’re significant in my eyes… I very rarely see that representation, I’m used to only seeing idk Santana in rock dominant lists.

this is why the gasolina inclusion was a moment where i was like, hell yea, regardless of my personal feelings on the song it feels like a recognition of signficant cultural tradition that needs to be represented

― xheugy eddy (D-40), Friday, September 17, 2021 11:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Seriously, what's to celebrate in tokenism ? How does Gasolina represent a tradition if the people who voted for this list do not know the first thing about Latin music ? Who in reggaeton needs the acknowledgment or recognition of RS ? To pretend that this has value or meaning is so completely incomprehensible. This list is what it is: 60 years of ongoing biases that are only restated in thinly corrected forms.

"recognition of signficant cultural tradition that needs to be represented" --> Yeah right, real representativity here, you'd almost think the US is not insulated.

Moka is right, this list can only elicit an endless list of "why ?"

Björk's got Buñuel syndrome. Too many masterpieces for consensus.

If Bjork mixed good martinis too, she's godhead.

Sorry, wrong thread

Seriously, what's to celebrate in tokenism ? How does Gasolina represent a tradition if the people who voted for this list do not know the first thing about Latin music ? Who in reggaeton needs the acknowledgment or recognition of RS ? To pretend that this has value or meaning is so completely incomprehensible. This list is what it is: 60 years of ongoing biases that are only restated in thinly corrected forms.

― Nabozo

I agree. While it provides surprises having idk 1 reggaeton song, 1 cumbia song, 1 salsa song… at the same time being so eclectic doesn’t work. It doesn’t really provide a full picture and honestly nobody is expecting it. I’d much rather prefer more specialized lists. Because now you have to make space for idk an afropop song in the 400-500 and it’s going to be a very obvious choice. I’d rather have a rock song that rarely gets credit in the lower ranks than the token cumbia song everybody who cares knows already by heart.

Tokenism isn’t what I’m celebrating lol my point is the most of the inclusions on this list which I consider a failure make me cringe & that particular example is like the grain of what could be a more interesting list, the moment where you’re like oh this list *could* actually celebrate more of the breadth of music if they were trying.

I thought my whole point in drawing attention to snoop dogg > slick Rick tradition / continuum made it clear this had nothing to do w tokenism …? Gasolina is more than a “token” song anyway but that’s another conversation

Like I’m genuinely mystified how you could read the part directly before the mention of Gasolina as me advocating for tokenism lol

No worries, it was more a point of frustration I was trying to air than an attack against you or your post. As others have said, yourself now included, I just find the list very mediocre, so I took issue at trying to find an angle of analysis to grant it some kind of hidden significance.

i didn’t see if there was any other reggaeton on there, but would be cool if don omar’s bandoleros” made it

― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Friday, September 17, 2021 6:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

‘danza kuduro’ imo

lists are funny

Aside from a small handful of choices like "Thank U Next" or maybe "Hotline Bling" or "Thinking About You," the token 2010s entries all feel grossly forced. Whereas more beloved tracks like "Work" or "We Found Love" or "Trap Queen" would probably not seem nearly as awkward. Even "Hard Times" or Charli XCX "Boys" are better choices than most of these. Or any song from Black Messiah.

Wtf are "Savage" or "I Like It" or "Redbone" doing here? Did "WAP" come in at #501?

Not sure if this is mentioned yet but noticing they made room for every prominent musician who died since 2020. Like "Radiation Vibe" is great but it's a very unexpected choice in context and gets me thinking maybe 10 people voted for 10 different Adam Schlesinger tracks and the editors made an executive decisions to combine those votes towards one song.

...which wasn't even entirely his.

10 specialized top 50 lists instead of a gral top 500

Yeah I really like this idea. Or a randomly organized list of 500 songs chosen only by superfans of the artists being polled. "500 Fan Favorites" or something.

Re: Prominent recently dead musicians, this actually worked in a good way for "The Humpty Dance" since it absolutely deserves to be here and sadly would probably not have been considered otherwise.