https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/woman-dressed-nun-seen-dancing-5904055
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 17 September 2021 20:30 (two years ago) link
I've copped off with her
― cheesons to be rearful (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link
the type of story that would be considered not very newsworthy in Hebden Bridge
― calzino, Friday, 17 September 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
Not England but... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-58655298
"Anyone who is offered 'Blue WKD' alcohol at a much discounted price is asked to contact police immediately as this may be the stolen alcohol."
― a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Thursday, 23 September 2021 07:18 (two years ago) link
Good luck with that one, coppers.
― Are You Still in Love With Me, Klas-Göran? (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 September 2021 08:34 (two years ago) link
Quick portent update. Ancient symbol of English virtue and purity euthanised by the keepers of order. https://t.co/JPYLZP1wOp— Alan Finlayson (@ProfAFinlayson) September 27, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 09:47 (two years ago) link
You won't see a more British video for a while 😂😂🎥: adspurr (TT) pic.twitter.com/TkFXcxWUdW— LADbible (@ladbible) September 27, 2021
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 10:01 (two years ago) link
I would enjoy that more if I didn't know they were doing an inbetweeners bit
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 10:07 (two years ago) link
Enjoying the petrol station fights on Twitter at the moment.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 13:54 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/sep/29/uk-fuel-crisis-updates-councils-cut-services-and-fire-chiefs-issue-warning
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link
"Fans of Woking football team found a new fuel-related way to taunt rival Chesterfield fans. As the Surrey side won 3-1 on Tuesday night, the visitors from Derbyshire were greeted with chants of “what a waste of petrol”. Dozens of non-league fixtures were postponed because of fuel shortages"
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBQne3_WYAIyT70?format=jpg&name=large
pic taken by Kev the postie on Manchester Rd, Hudds earlier.
― calzino, Saturday, 9 October 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link
i see the local graffiti artist "andrew" couldn't think of a catchy tag
― koogs, Saturday, 9 October 2021 14:31 (two years ago) link
i've been laughing at this literally all day pic.twitter.com/xxE8CBncb8— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) October 27, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 16 October 2021 13:13 (two years ago) link
there is ALWAYS this fucking guy
I don't want to sound all Lisa Nandy, but this sort of sneering and genuine hatred among the left of, to be honest, fairly normal people, is actually really bad imo— Owen (@goonerowen) October 28, 2020
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 October 2021 13:21 (two years ago) link
Those are both from 2020?
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link
no one in the kingdom hates the royal family more than this man:
https://i.imgur.com/BWYBIcM.jpg
― mark s, Friday, 22 October 2021 11:01 (two years ago) link
In the same way Wormtongue hated Theoden, yep
― look on my guacs, ye mighty, and dis pear (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 October 2021 12:20 (two years ago) link
It feels too obvious to say this but they're are feeding on Witchell, right? Dude needs some garlic.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 22 October 2021 12:57 (two years ago) link
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/a/a0/HL1_G-Man.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20210417043139&path-prefix=en
― namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Friday, 22 October 2021 12:59 (two years ago) link
https://zone-skins.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Ji-Man-made-himself-Botox-and-became-more-creepy-2.jpg
― namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Friday, 22 October 2021 13:00 (two years ago) link
That would have made a fine entry for Guess The City
― Sladoled Umbrella (cherry blossom), Friday, 22 October 2021 13:04 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/u8BgHHuweZ— Mental UK Headlines (@MentalHeadline) October 24, 2021
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:32 (two years ago) link
faces on the second photo there are burned into my retinas right now
All Day I Dream About Shoplifting
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59075971
― piscesx, Thursday, 28 October 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link
Bettter..
Persistent micro pig, who escaped his enclosure to mate with sows next door, becomes father to 71 piglets https://t.co/Fu0s88qaHL— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) October 28, 2021
― piscesx, Thursday, 28 October 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link
Map shows the best-selling English artists by county of origin. Source: https://t.co/8H0WdzGGSn pic.twitter.com/kr81Mb2jsc— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) November 11, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 November 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link
On county maps it always looks like Warwickshire is fellating the West Midlands (Coventry being the glans)
― keeping an open mind about the cia in cuba (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 12 November 2021 13:21 (two years ago) link
Particularly if you look at them upside down
― keeping an open mind about the cia in cuba (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 12 November 2021 13:22 (two years ago) link
What's the county which appears to have no selling artists at all? Above Northamptonshire? Is that Rutland?
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 12 November 2021 13:30 (two years ago) link
Genuinely amazed that Little Boots is on there, I had no idea.
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 12 November 2021 13:32 (two years ago) link
Jethro Tull are from Blackpool surely?
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 12 November 2021 13:33 (two years ago) link
My mum bought a dog from Jethro tulls drummer when we lived in Bedfordshire, that's all I know
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 12 November 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link
Rutland, yes. Other than The Rutles you can take your pick from this list:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:People_from_Rutland
― foley track out of sync (Matt #2), Friday, 12 November 2021 14:19 (two years ago) link
"Sam Carter is a British guitarist, singer and songwriter, originally from the English Midlands but more recently based in Sheffield.[1] He has released four albums of mainly original material which..."
... have registered no sales at all. Not even one.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 12 November 2021 14:27 (two years ago) link
ELP's first actual show was in plymouth (they drove there in a van they bought from yes)
― mark s, Friday, 12 November 2021 14:47 (two years ago) link
also fripp met greg lake *and* both giles brothers at bournemouth college: in conclusion, king crimson robbed imo
― mark s, Friday, 12 November 2021 14:49 (two years ago) link
Surely Chris Rea or David Coverdale has sold more than fecking Shed Seven.
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 12 November 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link
[On 1 April 1997] Rutland regained a separate lieutenancy and shrievalty, and thus also regained status as a ceremonial county. Rutland was a postal county until the Royal Mail integrated it into the Leicestershire postal county in 1974. After a lengthy campaign,[11] and despite counties no longer being required for postal purposes, [12] the Royal Mail agreed to re-create a postal county of Rutland in 2007. This was achieved in January 2008 by amending the former postal county for all of the Oakham (LE15) post town and a small part of the Market Harborough (LE16) post town.[13]
^^^more thread-relevant rabbithole imo
― mark s, Friday, 12 November 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link
brb regaining a separate shrievalty
A not-inconsiderable number of people will tell you they live in Middlesex even though it doesn't actually exist nowadays, speaking of postal counties
― foley track out of sync (Matt #2), Friday, 12 November 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link
pretty sure you mean “musicians” rather than “artists” but i’ll let it gonarrator: he did not let it go
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 November 2021 15:27 (two years ago) link
creating a free zone with the troops loyal to the Pet Shop Boys as a staging point to invade the occupied territories of Sting and Shed 7
― calzino, Friday, 12 November 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link
Today I learned that Nicola Roberts wasn't born in liverpool
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 12 November 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
And that there's a band called Spooky Tooth
― ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 12 November 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link
reminds me i always wanted to start a band called haunted dentures
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 12 November 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link
not only did spooky tooth exist, they made a record with french musique concrete pioneer pierre henri
― mark s, Friday, 12 November 2021 17:11 (two years ago) link
"monsieur big-in-cumbria" as he was known in le club d'essai
(also it's henry not henri)
― mark s, Friday, 12 November 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link
And contained future members of Mott the Hoople and the Only Ones.
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 12 November 2021 17:28 (two years ago) link