Worst of the 50 Best Songs of All Time According to Rolling Stone's BRAND NEW, 100% Revamped Top 500

Can I change my vote?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX2FmsH_MYk

"Seven Nation Army" and "Crazy in Love" are ubiquitous songs that don't do much for me, but for me the most head-scratching inclusion here is "Dancing on my Own", seems instantly forgettable.

don’t really hate any of these but “royals” is comically high so it has my vote here

― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Thursday, September 16, 2021 7:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

yep

Easy "Seven Nation Army"

Lennon seemed like the most joyless cynical misanthropic creep in the 70s and it’s hilarious that he’s held up as some kind of hippie lovey doves dude cause of (mis)?interpretations of this song.

Redemption Song, harmless enough but seems to be the Bob song of choice for every acoustic troubadour wannabe. Also the intro is terrible.

"Paper Planes" for me, but mostly because I was a regular at a mixed/mostly lesbian bar in the three years following its release and it often played multiple times on the jukebox during my daily drinking sessions, so much so that the bartenders eventually had the whole record removed from the jukebox because they were so tired of it. I hate that fucking song, absolutely the worst song on this list afaic.

It ranks up there with MGMT's "Kids" for me. Just abysmal crap.

Paper Planes came on a mix the other day and I actively cringed at the gunshots

I think I accidentally voted for the "best" pick. Ah whatever

I love 'Paper Planes,' hasn't worn out yet.

I voted for "Runaway" cuz I hate that damn album.

The Beatles choice feels particularly picked out of a hat of 50 for them so that

? All three are major canonical songs for them.

The top 50-placing Beatles songs on the 2004 list were

8. "Hey Jude"
13. "Yesterday,"
16. "I Want To Hold Your Hand"
20. "Let It Be"
23. "In My Life"
26. "A Day in the Life"
29. "Help!"

All of them but "Help!" make more sense to me than "Strawberry Fields Forever," but who knows

At least we can all agree that the Beatles have only written two songs better than Robyn's "Dancing on My Own"

"Strawberry Fields" among my all-time favourite singles and I'd rank it as a peak in their psychedelic period; great surreal mix of pop melody with studio experimentation.

It's their second-highest ranked song here fwiw: http://www.acclaimedmusic.net/year/alltime_songs.htm

as someone who would put at least two solo lennon tracks in any list i ever made of my favorite songs, i'm still tempted to vote for "imagine," not because i hate it but because it's come to play such an unfortunately prominent place in the post-1980 lennon "brand," the international ambassador for peace and love or whatever who bears very little resemblance to the actual john lennon. i think it's pretty minor next to "instant karma," "cold turkey," or anything on the plastic ono band album; it's not even my favorite track on the imagine album. a lot of solo lennon is genuinely weird and interesting and it's regrettable that people just associate him with that one dippy song.

One of these four...

04. Bob Dylan, "Like a Rolling Stone"
19. John Lennon, "Imagine"
25. Kanye West feat. Pusha T, "Runaway"
47. Elton John, "Tiny Dancer"

"Strawberry Fields" has always been a touchstone for a certain side of the Beatles. Perhaps its recent popularity has been helped by the beautifully restored promotional video and much improved stereo mix that is now the top hit on Youtube. This mix does away with the hard-panning that afflicted earlier stereo mixes and brings out the bass end of the sound to emphasize the proto-trip-hop aspects.

what, the hard panning is fucking awesome, what the hell. That's psychedelia!

Hard panning gives me a headache.

music that causes physical pain is good

strawberry fields is one of my very favorite Beatles songs for sure, great atmosphere, never sounds old or rote, really sounds like the semi-pasted together thing it is, the weird shifts in momentum, like fucked up transmissions from a dream

I love all the weird tape manipulation Beatles stuff tho

Hard panning gives me a headache.

Lennon was also into Trepanning, is that related?

Would be interesting to graph the results against the recency of the songs... most of the discussion seems to be about the newest songs in the list.

Credit for the way "Strawberry Fields" sounds should probably go at least as much to George Martin as to any of the actual Beatles. To me it sounds like it's trying too hard to be trippy. I'd rather listen to "Octopus's Garden".

I will flip if even a single one of you votes for Gasolina
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, September 17, 2021 3:34 AM (eighteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

That's my vote. Hate that song. Hate even more that it's the only song here from the pan-latin world. It is laughable really. The rest goes from god-like (Get ur freak on) to obvious to indifferent to mildly annoying. Such a pandering safe and incoherent list. What a bunch of wankers. I guess it's a list for 60 year-olds plus their granddaughters.

Also, this list is the definition of white guilt

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Tempted by “Redemption Song” but voted for “Love Will Tear Us Apart”; the basic unison playing drives me to distraction.

Finally listening to the entire list on Spotify. This Miranda Lambert song is good!

yep

When did ilx decide to hate Royals? I feel like I missed a meeting. Voted Tutti Frutti.

Most of these are great to pretty good. Imagine is the worst.

― chap

X2

I've loved Royals since I first heard it. I guess it's not the 30th Greatest Song of all time, but whatevs

dunno if this is a controversial opinion but i think the b-side version of “love will tear us apart,” the one that sounds more like a typical JD track, is better

“Idioteque” isn’t even top 20 Radiohead, what the hell is it doing here?
Voted that over the turgid bong hit of “Imagine”.

wait voting for tutti frutti as worst, seriously?

"gasolina" was a genuine cultural moment. "dancing on my own" is beloved by music bloggers who read music blogs

“Idioteque” isn’t even top 20 Radiohead, what the hell is it doing here?

music bloggers go dancing

Xpost: tbh they picked headscratching picks for Radiohead: karma police, creep and idioteque. If you’re making a case for greatest Radiohead songs I think Paranoid Android is surely more of a consensus pick than those?

voted “Runaway,” there’s plenty of Kanye that I like but that being thought of as one of the greatest songs of all time really bums me out.

music bloggers go dancing

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, September 17, 2021 5:11 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

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Yes I voted Tutti Fruti. It’s annoying. Everyone else’s reasons are arbitrary and mine can be too.

Imagine voting for this shit song as one of the top 50 greatest songs of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fDIZj9BX9U

This Fleetwood Mac song is so fucking lame. A bunch of people voting this drab nothing song into the Top 10 because a Tik Tok man skateboarded with juice is some real OPPA GANGNAM STYLE shit

9. Pharrell Hat

and what you hat
and what you lost

"dancing on my own" is beloved by music bloggers who read music blogs

And just people in general.

I really have to 100% give it up to Fluxblog who really laid the groundwork for M.I.A. and Robyn to have some of the 50 Greatest Songs Ever Written. I was justifibly suspicious of the blog era and have been proved wrong time and time again

This Fleetwood Mac song is so fucking lame. A bunch of people voting this drab nothing song into the Top 10 because a Tik Tok man skateboarded with juice is some real OPPA GANGNAM STYLE shit

Haha. I spent this whole thread thinking people were talking about Del Shannon's Runaway. I could not figure out why it was garnering so much hate.

Marnie singing Kanye at her ex's party on that one episode of Girls casts a long shadow over everything he's done in the last 10 years including "Runaway"

xp Imagine if Rolling Stone had put "Run Away" by The Real McCoy on the all-time best songs list!? I'd respect the hell out of it

Runaway by Del Shannon is an excellent song.

I still think Paper Planes is the worst on that list.

Voted Dylan, heartened by two other votes. Don’t tell me they don’t bought they were voting for the best

These songs are no fun to listen to at all. Have some fun, goddammit. I guess “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and “Hey Ya” maybe a little. Dance, you motherfuckers!!!

Absence of "Fox on the Run" basically disqualifies RS from making lists.

rs revised list in 2036

1. fox on the run
2. fox in the snow
3. eye in the sky
4. hole in the sky

oh yah, loved listening to Del Shannon's "Runaway" cued up by Dick Biondi on the oldies station when I was 5

Voodoo Chili OTM.

Wow dick biondi is still alive

1st US dj to play the Beatles!

Voted Dylan, heartened by two other votes. Don’t tell me they don’t bought (sic) they were voting for the best

In my case, yes. (That's what I get for reading hastily while cooking.) So it's actually just you and one other vote.

xp

"His ambition is to become the oldest active Rock and Roll disc jockey in the US. Biondi has said "I'd like to die with my earphones on.""

Dog Latin absolutely OTFM about 2010s Kanye

Dog Latin absolutely OTFM about 2010s Kanye

Yeah I agree with that post too. It's a big reason why The College Dropout remains my favorite even if the productions got better and more sophisticated. Watch the Throne was the first album that I didn't like, and it felt like a huge drop-off to me even though it did pretty well with most fans and the press.

Voted Dylan, heartened by two other votes. Don’t tell me they don’t bought they were voting for the best

sorry, Eric

sorry, Eric

wow, you too? I'm curious as to how many votes in general were mistakes?

Wow dick biondi is still alive

Wow indeed. I listened to him regularly in 1983-84…and my mom listened to him in 1960-61.

1st US dj to play the Beatles!

He definitely predated the Washington, DC dj who claimed to be first, but I think Biondi may have been scooped by whoever played a Beatles record on a southern Illinois station when George Harrison visited his sister in 1963.

I’ve never understood why Runaway is considered one of his best songs

think it's just "wow he released a 9 minute single" was enough to blind everyone? i think it's alright but not some sort of masterpiece, beat is nice & sounds very grand but he's at his most lyrically obnoxious and the outro is really wasted

funny how the one element of College Dropout that really informed his later work was that endless monologue at the end

think it's just "wow he released a 9 minute single" was enough to blind everyone?

If that's true, it's funny that it worked for Kanye but not for "Like a Rolling Stone" anymore

"Like a Rolling Stone" is a tremendously good song, even if you may be sick of hearing it or w/e

how were there so many voting mistakes ITT? literally "worst" is the first word in the title!

y'all are like some of the people in my classes ;)

how were there so many voting mistakes ITT?

This is how Bush Jr. and Trump won their elections.

90% of this thread title is the same as the other opposite thread title, not too surprised people mixed them up

so like if a newspaper ran two articles on back to back days

"76ers Win 110-108"

and

"76ers Lose 110-108"

the average person would react AWESOME TWO GAME WINNING STREAK?

But doesn't that mean less disappointed readers and more happy ones? How can you be so critical about that?

they wouldn't say that, the average person does not root for the 76ers

It's a bit heads I win tails you lose

But doesn't that mean less disappointed readers and more happy ones? How can you be so critical about that?

Didn't realize everyone felt "Runaway" was as bad as I did. I only heard the album for the first time a few years ago, without having heard any of its songs prior. Mostly liked it except for that really long boring track in the middle - I was puzzled to learn THAT was the big track from the album