Covidiots in music

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EC: Bollocks the size of bloody Marshall amps they were...

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 17 September 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link

Clapton looking like David Duchovny without a chin.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 17 September 2021 04:26 (two years ago) link

I have been waiting for Mustaine

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 September 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link

i knew what his take was before he ever uttered it.

very telling that the one time I saw Deth open for Maiden, he mentioned "they told me I should shut up tonight" and the entire crowd roared (me included)

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 05:20 (two years ago) link

he looks like Corey Feldman mixed with Splinter from Ninja Turtles these days

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 05:20 (two years ago) link

mustaine is by far the least surprising

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, 17 September 2021 08:18 (two years ago) link

Has he replaced Vic Rattlehead's mouth clamps with a swastika-emblazoned KN95 yet

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 September 2021 12:39 (two years ago) link

Masks Sell...and only Sheep are Buying!

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 13:40 (two years ago) link

What do you mean I don't believe in COVID?
Why do you think I'm deworming?

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 September 2021 13:43 (two years ago) link

Burning masks
makes me feel good

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link

in his own words:
They Told Me I Should Shut Up Tonight... This Is Called Tyranny!

the adventures of pavlo and schrödis (geoffreyess), Friday, 17 September 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link

What do you mean I don't believe in COVID?
Why do you think I'm deworming?


Keep honking!...I'm deworming!

Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 September 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link

Today was the morning I threw away my copies of August and Journeyman.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 September 2021 15:37 (two years ago) link

mustaine is by far the least surprising

― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, September 17, 2021 1:18 AM (nine hours ago)

otm

sarahell, Friday, 17 September 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

he makes Hetfield look like Robert Reich

sarahell, Friday, 17 September 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

Imagine if James Hetfield started tweeting like Reich lol

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 17 September 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link

there is a twitter account to be made!

sarahell, Friday, 17 September 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link

AND ECONOMIC JUSTICE FOR ALL!

sarahell, Friday, 17 September 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link

Opposition...contradiction...vaccination...compromise
Agitation...violation...reconciliation...filibuster dies

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 17 September 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link

Bold reset as we cancel debt
Please vote "yes" on three!!

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link

lmao you guys

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 18 September 2021 09:46 (two years ago) link

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the elected one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To tax the one percent born done
I'm creeping debt

earlnash, Saturday, 18 September 2021 10:46 (two years ago) link

Ok lol

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 11:19 (two years ago) link

God what a fucking piece of shit

The Daily Beast: Nicki Minaj Sics Her Fans on Reporters.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/nicki-minaj-sics-her-fans-on-reporters?source=cheats&via=rss

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 September 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

yeah i'm pivoting from 'yet another misguided celebrity' to 'nasty fucking asshole' real quick re: Nicki

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link

Google her husband

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 September 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link

Nicki has always been an asshole

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Saturday, 18 September 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link

guess I should have always questioned the judgment of someone who is married to a sex offender though.

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link

xpost I'm sure she is - I stopped paying attention to her after her first album so admittedly I missed al ot of it.

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link

Her 'Personal life' section on wikipedia is A Lot. Don't think I knew her Dad was killed in a hit and run back in February.

nashwan, Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link

If only his balls were smaller he'd have gotten out of the way.

Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

maybe we should consider the tragic death of someone's dad less than a year ago off limits for dunks, I dunno

Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link

it's been abundantly clear for years now that she is pretty awful

i'm sorry about her dad tho

dyl, Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link

I’m here for giant testicle jokes not dead dad zings thank you

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

stating a fact (that her father was killed) is not a "dunk"

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

I apologize. I do not in fact know the size of Nicki Minaj's dad's testicles at the time of his death.

Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link

How about if someone's father died from Scrotal lymphedema?

(Protip: Don't Google that.)

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link

stating a fact (that her father was killed) is not a "dunk"

― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Saturday, September 18, 2021 1:51 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

was referring to this:

If only his balls were smaller he'd have gotten out of the way.

― Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, September 18, 2021 12:52 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

which I thought was in poor taste, covidiocy notwithstanding

Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 18 September 2021 21:19 (two years ago) link

[to the tune of Starships]

The vaccine
Will make your balls big

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 18 September 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link

Boom badoom boom, boom badoom boom
He got the swollen balls

talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Saturday, 18 September 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link

i feel like we’re just a cycle away from nicki blaming ambien

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 19 September 2021 11:17 (two years ago) link

oh . my . god . look . at his balls

sarahell, Sunday, 19 September 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got balls, son

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 19 September 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link

Supersized nuts in the conference room!

I wanna suck on some of that !

sarahell, Sunday, 19 September 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link

Yeah, my scrotum’s so tall that my Barbies gotta climb it

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 19 September 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

Real roffles at “Omg look at his balls” over here 👏

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link

Oh wow just remembered that guy on Muni letting it ALL hang out one Bay to Breakers. I really think he had a medical condition, his testicles were so gigantic and turgid. He was quite proud to show them to the world tho..

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link

Aphex Twin of all people selling $41 face masks is very funny: https://aphextwin.warp.net/release/119346-aphex-twin-ventolin-face-mask

Murgatroid, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link

Ever the opportunist. Did he ever say anything other than those weird links on his Soundcloud for a while?

beard papa, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link

Pretty sure those masks were for sale two years before Covid

groovypanda, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link


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