Things You Just Don't Care About

Anything I'm demanded to "unmute!"

Drake

is it like some twee spelling of “looks”?

no he's a rapper

Nicki Minaj and her tweets.

cabinet reshuffles

Energy firms set up by money-grabbing public school Tory scumbags going bust.

I've had literally hundreds of aggressively rude door to door sales reps trying get me to switch to one of these fuckers for nigh on 15 years now. Usually their parting shot was a variation of "you carry on being ripped off then" lol

It's probably been mentioned in this thread before, but my god: fantasy football

― Dan I., Wednesday, September 27, 2017

I've gone to two bars recently (after a year and a half of avoiding social spaces), and both times was buttonholed by twentysomethings droning on about cryptocurrency. I realized that when that happens I feel the same type of excrutiatingly intense boredom as when people discuss fantasy football. I can't muster even the slightest interest.

fantasy football has a much lower carbon footprint, so would class as "dull" rather than "dull + evil"

I kind of envy the rotisserie league people’s knowledge of players across the league. With baseball I’m parochial - I’ve got my team, and I know their division rivals pretty well, and after that it starts getting hazy. But some fantasy people take it so far that the results of the games are basically meaningless for them. The narratives of actual teams and their fortunes fade into background noise. For me the teams are the whole point!

I'm always been asked to join the work's fantasy football league but I've spent years resisting getting sucked in to the maw of the English Premier League and that's not going to change now.

last time I was invited I carefully researched players who were being transferred out of the PL, and bought them before they were deleted from the available roster, managed to field a single team for the entire year and not get any points.

Well I have a strong interest in football, but listening to people explain who they started that week and how many points they earned? Meaningless.

It's just pokemon for adults

☑️

The new Bond film. Who should play Bond in the next Bond film. Any Bond film. "The books though, are so much better than the films." Bond.

I like some Bond films but, apart from that, OTM.

I like Michael Bond

It's just pokemon for adults

― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, October 4, 2021 7:50 AM

I have never had to drive to a cemetery to find Darren Sproles.

Well who knows what the future holds?

Had no idea Darren sproled tbh.

not sure what's wrong with pokemon for adults, except for the CTE of course.

obese bears

I’m choosing to read that as a verdict on Pokémon for adults.

Nobel prizes, unless they come clean and start paying the winners in sticks of dynamite.

all bond movies are bad, there isn't a framing that gets you out of this

― mark s, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:03 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

the first book has an all-time opening sentence and on like page 5 it says "bond smoked the 70th cigarette of the day" but it's downhill from there

Halsey and her ludicrous softcore autoerotica

literary clusterfucks

Saturday Night Live
mainstream literary fiction
Football (American)

I think someone telling me about a tattoo they want to get and will pay for with bitcoin which depicts a fantasy football draft would make me spontaneously combust from boredom

I gave up on Fantasy Football after last season, I auto-drafted, and I bailed after a few weeks due to reasons, and never set my lineup once or even knew who was on my team, and finished 10-4 and made the playoffs.

Corporate ethics of Facebook.

I don't know if there's an ILM version of this thread, but:

beabadoobee

Who is expecting you to care about her?

heard someone doesn't care about beabadoobee???

REGULATORS

Mount up

What Gen Zers find funny about Millennials

What various factions of the UK left commentariat think about Insulate Britain's protest tactics

Rae Dunn

and Dr Oz.

the art installation called "meow wolf" in las vegas and pictures of it

will admit to wanting to go to this

Glastonbury's cheaper surely

for me it would be both much more expensive and much more unpleasant

my hair style, but maybe I should?

Would have to see it first.

just picture a guy who just does not care about his hair style

Which side of the bed I sleep on.