why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://i.postimg.cc/4y0tkKWV/image.png

what if i'm not dope ass? what if i'm wack ass?

at the end of the day we're all ass, why do we have to focus on our differences

getting really sick and tired of people "exposing" hypocritical conservative logic on social media. they don't give a solitary fuck that they're being hypocritical.

And why should they? Anti-hypocrisy is standard-issue "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" stuff. Conservatives, like liberals, want government to be empowered to do things they think are good and prevented from doing things they think are bad.

xp wait is that post saying God is a college girl at a DMB concert?

Tryin to make her way home….

Won't you come and crash into me, God

if you were walking around town and you saw this bob marley tweet in the middle of the road wwyd

https://i.postimg.cc/DynG3GGm/image.png

Set fire to it

--Bob Marley

A while back whilst riding and docking a rent-a-bike I noticed there was a cool-looking small press headquarters around the corner from my favorite restaurant near my old office. Eventually through an unrelated channel I got to know someone who worked there and he invited me in. There were some interesting doodles on the wall which I asked about. They turned out to be by Kurt Vonnegut.

mention your favorite artist and see if she/he responds to you

sadly no responses yet from Bob Marley

if I wasn't banned I'd ask Scott Stapp why he sucked so much ass on that page

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEqB-nSXEAQ7Bja?format=jpg&name=small

-- Kendall Roy

brockhampton fell off

that hot and holy truth, ooh la la

the latest chain message on FB:

"Must Read !!!
About 6 months ago, my neighbor asked me if I wouldn't mind sharing my Wi-Fi password. I decided to give it to him because it wouldn't cost me anything extra, and because I got along with him. Yesterday, as I was getting out of the car, the neighbor was at his door, getting ready to come outside. I stopped to talk a bit as he held the door open. He happily told me he now had Netflix. At that, jokingly I said: ′′I work hard, I barely have time to watch TV, but, if you could lend me your password to watch some shows, I would appreciate it ". A voice was heard in the distance, coming from inside the house. It was his wife, ′′We can't give the password to her, because I'm the one who pays the bill and I can't share it."
The man apologized and I said it was no problem. We kept talking about other things, and as I left, he stayed working outside. When I happened to look outside a little while later, I noticed the man's wife come outside. She seemed very nervous and upset. They both went into the house. After a few minutes, he and his wife came to my door to tell me the Wi-Fi password wasn't working anymore. I looked at them and said, ′′ I changed my password, because it's me paying the bill and I can't share it ". The wife turned red and tried to say something, but I said, ′′Ma'am, I have my network and you have your Netflix, everything is fine and everyone is happy". They turned around and left. They never spoke to me again.
_______________________________
This story isn't mine, but here's the lesson I learned from it:
- Friendship must be mutual.
- Love must be mutual.
- Affection must be mutual.
In 2022 (and beyond) I intend to return
silence with silence,
absences with absences,
affection with affection,
friendship with friendship, and
loyalty with loyalty.
No more one-sided feelings.
Feelings must be mutual.
I am no longer the same."

post your passwords for a blessed 2022 🙏

rob what's your password

rob what's your password

IAmNoLongerTheSame1996

Love that “they never spoke to me again” after something that happened “yesterday”

haha, good catch

maybe they died

Someone has said this before I’m sure but it slays me how much hostility is expressed in these Facebook memes in the guise of “wisdom” or something.

Also why the fuck would you share your wifi, the guy could be downloading kiddie porn.

it's the whole tradition of appearing like a badass, like back when you'd be in the bar talking to your friend

"so I told that motherfucker - YOU HAVE YOUR NETFLIX, I HAVE MY WIFI"

"you said that?"

"Well....no. not in those words. I told him I'm sorry we couldn't come to an understanding."

"Oh."

"also I gave him my wi-fi back a few minutes later".

I'm surprised the guy knew how to change his password.

And see? The fellas always get along, but as soon as a woman gets involved...

the narrator is a "her"

gonna turn this into a FB chain message now

the narrator is a "her"

Oh sure. Next thing you'll be asking me is why did the surgeon say, "That's my son," when the husband was the one who brought him into the emergency room?

I know that one: gay marriage

it's the whole tradition of appearing like a badass, like back when you'd be in the bar talking to your friend

“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best”

—Albert Einstein

“He happily told me he now had Netflix” is such a funny sentence.

how good could the speed have been using a neighbor's wifi

we watched Cobra Kai, each episode took us four hours once the buffering was over

′Ma'am, I have my network and you have your Netflix, everything is fine and everyone is happy"

Why do I hear this being followed by the whistle in Led Zep salsa song

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal) at 2:44 5 Jan 22

how good could the speed have been using a neighbor's wifi]

the narrator is a gamer so they have one of those crazy routers that looks like an alien ship

Solomon the WiFi

take my wifi... PLEASE

(that's pretty good)

if I see that god damn "I am planting flowers" meme once more I am gonna go on an unfollowing spree

hadn't seen that yet, just looked it up....ugh yes burn it with fire

boomer-humour

When we lived in a U-Haul, we used to park it outside our friends' warehouse and use their Wi-Fi. We could stream movies and everything, no problem.

Just had my first meeting in the Metaverse.

Here’s the top 16 reasons I’ll never take a meeting any other way:

— Garrett Scott 🕳 (@thegarrettscott) January 7, 2022

#1: i am a cocker spaniel and am tired of explaining

https://www.garbageday.email/p/viral-content-optimized-to-piss-off

"There should be no illusions anymore about what Facebook is, as a platform. It’s just random bits of sensory information meant to make old people fight with each other."