What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

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i know you're going to come back for more though, i can feel it. hit me baby one more time with that unfiltered straight up milo z shit. I'M READY.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 22:40 (two years ago) link

Stan culture is a terrible mistake.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 22:52 (two years ago) link

This thread's gone cold
I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:33 (two years ago) link

i like aoc and all but coolest left politician in the world is a bit much

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

"coolest politician" is a bit much unless you mean LBJ and his schlong.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link

Okay well wherever you'd rank her exactly my point stands. Dumping on her for attending the Met gala... what kind of purity test does she need to pass for approval?? If she'd gone in a normal dress no doubt we'd have heard 'Wake me up when AOC writes 'Tax The Rich' on the back of her gala dress... YAWN'

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link

Like I'm going to say at this point, even if she had gone to the Met gala merely to 'hang out with celebrities' (?!) I think she's..... earned it??

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link

i see we got hot takes here
have we ever considered
not having them

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:51 (two years ago) link

she is a celebrity herself

beard papa, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:58 (two years ago) link

Dumping on her for attending the Met gala.

Which I didn’t do. You missed that, I guess?

I said the dress was dumb. She’s cool and has done good work and will hopefully do more good work. That doesn’t mean her every action is a brilliant political coup or that she can’t wear a cringey dress to a fancy rich people party. I think she should have just gone and had fun and gotten a photo doing shots with Frank Ocean.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:59 (two years ago) link

Frank Ocean is cool?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link

if she were really cool, she would’ve gone with frank to the us open final in a dress that read “get the goddamn vax, novak”

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

it must suck to know that even when you're just fucking around and having a good time, people are gonna treat you like a source of entertainment and twitter takes. on the other hand, that seems like a nice way to kill a night in the most surreal way possible. but yeah, i really don't care about the gala or, frankly, most of the met's fashion exhibits.

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link

AOC seems pretty cool as far as anyone whose job it is to maintain and police policy goes

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link

I enjoyed Tracer Hand's comedy posts just above!

the pinefox, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 09:33 (two years ago) link

not so much comedic, just accurate

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 12:04 (two years ago) link

I would submit that, in our specific context of the United States in AD 2021, that taxing rich is a quite radical idea for policy makers (if not for the general public, if polls are correct). The context also including that through decades of deliberate government policy, it’s the rest of us non rich schlubs who actually pay the taxes.

Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 13:03 (two years ago) link

Who is the coolest pol?

peace, man, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

Xxxp Frank Ocean is TOTALLY cool

DJI, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:16 (two years ago) link

Frank Ocean is basically Lil Nas X with zero charisma

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link

And talent

DJI, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

Eh, they’re closer to even than one would like

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:25 (two years ago) link

Frank Ocean's great. AOC's great. You're great, DJP. We're all great.

thing that i used to think was cool but now i just don't have time for (stevie), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:32 (two years ago) link

huh I didn't know Frank Ocean was frowned upon now

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:16 (two years ago) link

aoc is still the coolest. Her biggest mistake in her life so far is a dress she didn’t make

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

Everyone is great, though

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

Can't believe there's been this much discussion about a silly dress. At any rate, I still say it looks white and gold to me.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

i do think that "tax the rich" is something that sounds common in some circles, like a thing you say almost as a joke, because you know it doesn't happen in a real way in this country, not to the tax levels of many others with better safety nets for their least wealthy people. but i'm not sure if that's a catchphrase that the rest of our asshole country uses. some of those assholes don't know jackshit but they know everything about celebs. so if she can show up at a celebrity thing and wear a phrase and make at least a handful of dumbasses think "tax the rich?! what!? what? what does that mean? jeanne, do you know what means? what the heck? why is she saying that? where is my food coming from? who is taking care of me? where do the people go when they drop off my things and walk away? where do letters come from?", then that's a good thing for america.

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link

my only problem with the dress was that the demand is not specific enough. she should instead have had a table on the dress showing exactly what she wants the top marginal rates to be for different incomes.

certified juice therapist (harbl), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link

where do letters come from?

sarahell, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link

no in fact she should have revised the entire internal revenue code and had it printed on the dress

certified juice therapist (harbl), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link

my only problem with the dress was that the demand is not specific enough. she should instead have had a table on the dress showing exactly what she wants the top marginal rates to be for different incomes.

― certified juice therapist (harbl), Wednesday, September 15, 2021 8:34 AM (fifty-seven seconds ago)

<3

sarahell, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:36 (two years ago) link

Great!

Xpost

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link

a dress made with the entire tax code would be very impressive tbh.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link

she should echo conservative america and completely double down on the dress. implement harbl's improved vision of the dress (which would be amazing), and then just fight everyone on it all the time, and never, ever admit that it didn't go well or that she isn't completely 100% right. she should say that her fashion choices are given to her by god

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

a dress to the nation at that stage

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

she should wear a dress at a carry and conceal state that says "eat my taxes or i'll probably shoot you, in this dumb state"

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link

lol dmac

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link

huh I didn't know Frank Ocean was frowned upon now

I have been frowning upon Frank Ocean since channel ORANGE came out and was two good songs dragged down by what felt like 5000 bad ones

To get back on-topic, AOC could have murdered 7 people at the ball and a bunch of people would still be posting “she didn’t execute them all? What a FAKE”

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

a dress made with the entire tax code would be very impressive tbh.

― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, September 15, 2021 8:41 AM (seven minutes ago)

okay, now I know what my Halloween costume is gonna be ... thanks ILX!

sarahell, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link

huh I didn't know Frank Ocean was frowned upon now

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

Been scowling and glowering since 2012.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link

a dress made with the entire tax code would be very impressive tbh.

― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, September 15, 2021 11:41 AM (twenty-six minutes ago)

now i think i am going to put in some orders on spoonflower.com and make a new duvet cover

certified juice therapist (harbl), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link

I think you should trademark taxCŌD immediately

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Friendly PSA: AOC is not just a “Latinx bartender from the Bronx with no political experience” but actually an establishment opp with a spooky past who was put where she is to subvert America’s growing Leftist movement. THREAD ⬇️🕵🏻 pic.twitter.com/y87ET4y3Ru

— Rap Game Edward Bernays (@Edward__Bernays) September 15, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

put where she is, ahahah
lol, yeah, they looked at all their options and put her against a 10-term incumbent who was also the Democratic Caucus Chair, just to start off slowly and cautiously

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

i hate that thread and that it was posted here

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 17:53 (two years ago) link

I feel like there needs to be some sort of asshole advisory on twitter stuff like that ... or like hidden text ... maybe it's my white fragility or maybe there are just a lot of horrible stupid people on the internet

sarahell, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link

it's in the twitter user agreement that everyone "reads" when they sign up. deep in the text it's like "warning, there's a whole of horrible stupid people here, meaning probably you, so..."

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link


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