the 2021 internet dude thing

THE SURVIVORS
IT STARTED WITH the Banana Bunch Challenge. Everyone knows this part, but the way Austin felt about it was part of all the stuff that happened after. Because we were heroes and no one seemed to get that or they just thought it was a joke and that meant we had to try harder to show them. First, the Banana Bunch Challenge is not a gay thing. I mean, I’m gay and Austin’s either bi or straight or whatever, but it’s just something people said online, how it was some sort of gay meme. But it’s not about that. It’s just a thing you do where you take a bunch of bananas and he holds the bunch in his teeth and maneuvers one into your mouth — and I’d sprayed like eighty sprays of Cepacol and rubbed in some Vaseline — and the banana goes down your throat and on the way back up the razor blades you’re holding between your back teeth rip the peel off and he eats that banana while keeping hold of the rest of the bunch with the other side of his mouth, and you get in a rhythm where you’re sort of eating these bananas back and forth between you, stripping the peels off as they come out of your throat and him chewing and swallowing the banana inside and the point is to try to do as big a bunch as you can before one of you pukes. Eight was the world record, but that was Korea. US is five not counting the obviously doctored ones. Our channel was really good and Austin and I had had some great videos but the most views we’d had was 315 and this was something we could do that wasn’t stupid like the Bleach Butt Challenge and we had a real shot at getting to a new level on the steps outside the school’s side door only three bananas in and I was moving him up a few steps to get the right angle on him with the sun over the roof of the school and the blood from my mouth leaking-slash-spurting onto his chin and I was ready for the next banana but then he gags and doubles over and starts to spew banana everywhere and there’s a noise like blaw pkshhh, and it’s the shooter. The camera’s shaky now in the footage, but Austin’s puking up a banana slurry and I don’t think he even sees what’s going on, but there’s this guy in body armor walking toward us with a rifle pointed moving in this creepy slow way so it’s like time is slowing down, and I know he’s going to shoot me, and that I’m going to die. But that’s not what happened, as you know.

Where’d you get my diary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4v8rLEI4Pg

Those clips should ideally begin "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...."

Hahaha