consumer products that can also be used for unauthorized, fun activities like sex and drugs

a five dollar footlong can be used to smack jared across the face and get dust in his eyes

The only part of drug education that I believed was that whip-its were dangerous. Very sad that I missed out on my prime nitrous years.

Don't be sad, your braincells thank you.

The last time I did nitrous was in 1997 at an Atari Teenage Riot/Cardigans/Beck show and got a massive headache. All you need to know about the effects previous nitrous had done to my brain is that I did the nitrous in the parking lot AFTER the show.

lol

was it just me, or was that cardigans set incredibly psychedelic?!

Possibly related: I have nearly zero recollection of these shows.