DO YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES

in the mother-in-law's water feature

not a euphemism.

I smoked from 17-34, with some notable breaks. Was never more than a pack/day, usually more like half a pack.

And so here is where I say that even after surviving stage IIIb cancer, I will occasionally buy myself a loose Newport from the corner store and delight in it. Probably once every few months.