Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

HERE HE COMES!!!

and here's Hwang

Oh ffs Semedo

Yes this season is horribly similar to the experience of trying to finish while on antidepressants

Ronaldo two thirds of the way to the inevitable debut hat trick.

xpost sad familiar lols

how many free headers are we gonna put off frame ugh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

first goal and it's an own goal

I'll take it

Lol was about to say

Congratulations on Sriracha for breaking our duck

now let's get one proper.

I've been watching Leicester Man City but there is nothing interesting to comment on. The commentary are trying to make it sound like some sort of aggro grudge match but nah, this is dull. And so I drink.

You may have your wish. Xp

Hwang!

THERE IT IS!!!!!!

i was convinced it was going to stay out. i love the celebration, then "oh shit, it's not in", and calm kick back into the net

How can a lad called Bull not be a future Wolves hero?

This stream is increasingly fucked up so at least there's breathing space now every time it skips back in time

lmao dispossessed by himself

Love them

good win. excited for the Hwang era

I was excited to see Saul in the prem, he's... not had the greatest firt half. But without wanting to spout the same punditry bullshit there is an adjustment going there, less time on the ball, I remember Thiago was absolutely rotten in his first match, now he's cleaning up after Saul gives the ball away trying to be clever. But Saul remains a joy to watch, not sure how much of his shit Tuchel will put up with, receiving the ball and trying to twist around and actually beat players instead of laying it off immediately like a good System player

(apologies for lack of accents, I don't know how to do them on this keyboard)

in fact he's off for Jorginho second half

these lads were nearly as excited as me

Korean broadcast of Hwang Hee-Chan’s goal this afternoon. Thank us later 😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/MEDVVdY9N2#WWFC | #Wolves

— Talking Wolves (@TalkingWolves) September 11, 2021

tarkowski is vile. and the ref wants sacking for not deeming that assault on richarlison card worthy.

Still completely mystified that ASM wasn’t bought by someone better this summer.

Excellent goal today.

Missed the goal but yes re: being bought, I wonder if there's a Traore syndrome element to that like suspicion that he's not a complete package

https://twitter.com/asaintmaximin/status/1438983210726268929

I love him.

He does sometimes drift out of games and half the stuff he tries might not come off, but there aren’t that many players in the league who can do what he does. I guess he has had a run of injuries, though.

Coaches of top teams think their systems are more important than players doing damage

Leeds keeper looked dodge to me

Wolves ay we! lord I woke up at 7:30 am on a weekend for this so better be good lol.

Brentford's story is an interesting one, no?

Wolves looking dominant again, so I'm assuming 3 points for Brentford

lol

Jimenez tackling himself was humorous.

want him to get his goal today so badly.

I just looked up Ivan Toney's age to decide which "bigger" club would buy him... 25? so, Everton or Soto next season I guess

£25m player in the current market, actually maybe £30m

Janelt looks like German Andy Samberg

Marcal what the fuck are you doing

clear pen

Through the middle seems to be the promising area for Wolves, stop with the wing shit there's a guy constantly stood there

Ok my steam just got to that, yeah clear pen

that's on you Marcal. thanks for that.

*stream, no steam here

Through the middle seems to be the promising area for Wolves, stop with the wing shit there's a guy constantly stood there

― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, September 18, 2021 7:57 AM bookmarkflaglink

yeah agreed.

tho week one tarkowski plowed over maupay in the box from a corner and that was deemed okay. advantage to the attacking team i guess.

wolves shook.

oh for fuck's sake. how did he miss that

this is ridiculous

this is literally a repeat of the Orlando City - Montreal disaster of Wednesday.

Toney is just working Wolves rn.

Just draw a line across the Brentford back line on Wolves attacks, beautiful. Now do the same for the Wolves defence, what the fuck is that crooked shit?