Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Ronaldo has just ruined it.

We had 2 shots on target that last minute too ffs

7 halves, 0 goals.

feel like one is coming in the 2nd

Wow Mads Mikelsen's Mandarin is flawless

7 games are at 0-0 h/t in the Noddy league

make that 6

We need to get The Bull on second half

not for nothing but in the 2019-2020 season, after many winless months, it was Watford that Wolves finally beat not long before that dope 2-0 upset of Man City at Eithad.

repeat? repeat?!!!

oooh helluva ball in from Traore there.

I just wanna see some Hwang

how long u had that one saved up for :)

oh come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

this is blue balls of the worst kind

HERE HE COMES!!!

and here's Hwang

Oh ffs Semedo

Yes this season is horribly similar to the experience of trying to finish while on antidepressants

Ronaldo two thirds of the way to the inevitable debut hat trick.

xpost sad familiar lols

how many free headers are we gonna put off frame ugh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

first goal and it's an own goal

I'll take it

Lol was about to say

Congratulations on Sriracha for breaking our duck

now let's get one proper.

I've been watching Leicester Man City but there is nothing interesting to comment on. The commentary are trying to make it sound like some sort of aggro grudge match but nah, this is dull. And so I drink.

You may have your wish. Xp

Hwang!

THERE IT IS!!!!!!

i was convinced it was going to stay out. i love the celebration, then "oh shit, it's not in", and calm kick back into the net

How can a lad called Bull not be a future Wolves hero?

This stream is increasingly fucked up so at least there's breathing space now every time it skips back in time

lmao dispossessed by himself

Love them

good win. excited for the Hwang era

I was excited to see Saul in the prem, he's... not had the greatest firt half. But without wanting to spout the same punditry bullshit there is an adjustment going there, less time on the ball, I remember Thiago was absolutely rotten in his first match, now he's cleaning up after Saul gives the ball away trying to be clever. But Saul remains a joy to watch, not sure how much of his shit Tuchel will put up with, receiving the ball and trying to twist around and actually beat players instead of laying it off immediately like a good System player

(apologies for lack of accents, I don't know how to do them on this keyboard)

in fact he's off for Jorginho second half

these lads were nearly as excited as me

Korean broadcast of Hwang Hee-Chan’s goal this afternoon. Thank us later 😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/MEDVVdY9N2#WWFC | #Wolves

— Talking Wolves (@TalkingWolves) September 11, 2021

tarkowski is vile. and the ref wants sacking for not deeming that assault on richarlison card worthy.

Still completely mystified that ASM wasn’t bought by someone better this summer.

Excellent goal today.

Missed the goal but yes re: being bought, I wonder if there's a Traore syndrome element to that like suspicion that he's not a complete package

https://twitter.com/asaintmaximin/status/1438983210726268929

I love him.

He does sometimes drift out of games and half the stuff he tries might not come off, but there aren’t that many players in the league who can do what he does. I guess he has had a run of injuries, though.

Coaches of top teams think their systems are more important than players doing damage

Leeds keeper looked dodge to me

Wolves ay we! lord I woke up at 7:30 am on a weekend for this so better be good lol.

Brentford's story is an interesting one, no?

Wolves looking dominant again, so I'm assuming 3 points for Brentford

lol

Jimenez tackling himself was humorous.

want him to get his goal today so badly.

I just looked up Ivan Toney's age to decide which "bigger" club would buy him... 25? so, Everton or Soto next season I guess

£25m player in the current market, actually maybe £30m

Janelt looks like German Andy Samberg