batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

who said self avowedly

Plane flying into the Pearly Gates...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-7bcUNWYAcHrMj.jpg

ugh he finally drew cum

Feel like he drew that horse by screenshotting Sexy Flanders from The Simpsons and turning it 90 degrees.

The reaction of the great mass of US residents in the weeks immediately after 9/11 made me feel more estranged from my country than the Vietnam War did. Those cartoons were strangely moderate compared to the nation's massive and instantaneous lurch into bloodlust.

Garrison’s Heroic Horse looks just like his Virile Trump.

I think he stole his Fauci face from his RBG face

what is that symbol on the horses hooves? is it some kind of crypto thing?

I think it’s intended to be a ‘cents’ sign to imply that big pharma (with their syringe full of Dollars) is a con and people can find inexpensive alternatives.

I want a giant syringe full of money.

also a pun, horse sense/cents

I know it’s always been there but I’m sickened by the contempt the right wing pundits have for their audience.

they have to label their subjects with big text because it's too dumb

Surprised to not see this one in here yet

A.F. Branco Cartoon – The Beat Goes On pic.twitter.com/Wcmc8cMwTV

— True Christianity Vancouver (@JesusTruth101) September 9, 2021

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as if a 7-week-old fetus is thinking anything...

xxxp it’s more about the “so my audience have these beliefs which are likely to kill a lot of them … I know, I’ll lean harder into that in order to retain my followers”

I think Ben Garrison has the covid

https://www.google.com/amp/s/gizmodo.com/anti-vaccine-cartoonist-ben-garrison-says-hes-got-covid-1847749901/amp

“I would never go to a hospital with Covid. Robert David Steele did it a few weeks ago and they killed him. The hospitals get extra money for Covid death reports..."

https://images.bonanzastatic.com/afu/images/63d5/e14c/1551_6505195141/coma_-_1978_-_movie_poster_small.jpg

Telegraph "cartoonist" Bob Moran having a normal one I see

Another very normal day at The Telegraph HQ as their cartoonists' tweet is taken down by Twitter for targeted harrasment of an NHS doctor.

— Jakub Krupa (@JakubKrupa) September 28, 2021

Get a brain, Moran.

All joeks aside, what an utter cunt. And the brass balls of believing that, as someone who draws shitty cartoons for far-right paymasters, he has any right to be seen as an expert on health issues.

May he go the way of Garrison ASAP.

the boomer brain-worming continues apace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zdmlYW9e3M

I know this thread has way too much Garrison already but this is one of the weirdest political cartoons I've ever seen. every panel is worse than the last one

oh my fucking god dudes pic.twitter.com/AsOdIH0I2r

— buggest deal yet (@bug__deal) November 22, 2021

i was waiting for some genius to come up with "turkey lives matter" and there it is

Funny for a proud self-proclaimed libertarian to rail about Hunter Biden’s “crack pipes and whores” in the essay for that toon

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFJtorAXEAYUElc?format=jpg&name=900x900

Maybe Ben Garrison knows about Mark Fisher and acid communism

Ahyes, the famous louisiana puritans

looking forward to the cum version of that one

marxist cum

kill the murderous colonizers!

pumpkins carved into jack o' lanterns are what made this great country so great and we won't stand by idly as the by gawd marxists are out to destroy them

just kidding! I know that pumpkin isn't literally what knits us together as a nation. it's just a symbol, standing for the giant spiders, skeletons and witches who are the real patriots.

Interestingly, I noticed that he hasn't included Alaska or Hawaii in this depiction of America, implying that those states alone have somehow managed to escape apocalyptic Marxist destruction.

not real america

mattkkkk lives in not real australia

hell YES inject that mfing uluru!!! pic.twitter.com/n7ljARGrQ0

— cam "a bit sussy" wilson (@cameronwilson) December 5, 2021

Tasmania is the Schrödinger's cat of landmasses - we think we exist but it's not until an observer acknowledges us that we do

but what does the kangaroo represent

Marxism?

never thought i would see the day ben garrison turned on trump pic.twitter.com/6S89RL9UXz

— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) December 23, 2021

Out of consideration, Ben put him at the rear end of the bandwagon.

Where's Donnie's muscles?!!!

Garrison's accompanying essay is too rich to pullquote: https://grrrgraphics.com/trump-jump-off-the-bandwagon/

Garrison has been an anti-vax guy for way longer than he's been a Trump guy, so this doesn't seem all that surprising