Rejected parody threads

guess I shouldn’t have rejected it

Insert a band name's butt into another band name's butt

Can I vote a poll void?
Can I poll a vote void?
Can I void a vole pot?

Song titles that get much better when you replace "big" with "pig" and "love" with "lunch"

why the burnt ends of capitalism so tasty?

Rank Prince Alberts

Artists with one hit wonder paintings.

Jazz musicians with One Bass Hit.

Do you like samphire?

top five vegetable tbf

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

Children behind bars

You encounter a person in a parked car who is not woke. What is your next step?

"Terence Trent DiaPOLLical" - The best albums among the mis-spelled/where-the-fuck-did-they-get-that-title listed on the Q - The Worst Albums Ever! thread

(Might actually make a good poll, more I think about it.)

Grim and frostbitten UK rap 2022

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

Rules: 1. all groups must have at least one member. 2. NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED JUST LISTS

I’ll start:

The Beatles
U2
The Czech Philharmonic

ILXZ

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

MY DICK

What is the most infamous musical artist you've never heard?

For me, Burzum

what defines "Really Bad Threads"

Things you disagree with but can't be bothered to have an argument about

Post Here When Things Are So Horrible It's Not Worth Trolling

I've always wanted to start a thread about "Pop Songs With the Word Baby Replaced by Hitler", but I've never had the guts.

e.g. "Hitler Love", "Be My Hitler", "Hitler, I Love Your Way", "I'm Your Hitler Tonight", "Hitler Did a Bad, Bad Thing" etc.

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned, and why does MacOS put a squiggly red line under "your"? It's a word. Or is it a Chrome thing?

She's got to be somebody's Hitler

The KKK took my Hitler away

A picture of you, a picture of you in uniform
Standing with your head held high
Hot down to the floor but it couldn't be you
It couldn't be you, it's a picture of baby

Hitler shark
do do do do do do

US Supreme Court: Post-Gainsbourg Edition

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned

a fitting tribute to Baby

who do you think you are kidding Mr Baby

i'm so tired of the arguments every christmas over Hitler It's Cold Outside

let's see

Hitler Got the Rickets (Memphis Jug Band, 1928)
Hitler Gotta Party (Don & Dewey)
Hitler Lemonade (Syd Barrett, 1970)
Hitler, Can I Wear Your Clothes (The Spike Drivers, 1965)
Hitler, You Torture My Soul (Magic Sam)
Hitler's On Fire (Eno, 1974)
Boppin' High School Hitler (Don Willis, 1959)
Coney Island Hitler (The Excellents, 1962)
Do Me, Hitler (Prince, 1981)
I'm Gonna Murder My Hitler (Pat Hare, 1954)
When Hitler Gets Wet (Peter Gordon, 1976)

Is you is or is you ain't my Hitler

Sledgehitler

You're havin' my Hitler
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

So won't you, please, be my, be my Hitler
Be my Little Hitler, my one and only Hitler

My insatiable hitler

Hitl Me Hitler One More Time

Hit me with your hitler stick

"I'm Gonna Booglarise You, Hitler"

Achtung Hitler?

Hitler, Now That I've Found You
Step Into My Office, Hitler
I'll Be Your Hitler Tonight
Hitler Talks Dirty
Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Hitler
Hitler Elephant Walk
(My Hitler Does) Good Sculptures
Hitler Workout
Have You Seen Your Mother, Hitler, Standing in the Shadow?
Ice Ice Hitler
Greenfield Morning I Pushed An Empty Hitler Carriage All Over The City

How Many Members of Ursula 1000 Can You Name Off the Top of Your Head?

The heat made me think of a series of posts about Podcasts Inspired by the Music of Yes but Not Actually About Yes.

The first example? The Revealing Science of Todd, in which Todd Rundgren talks about the mysteries of science. Including topics such as rocks that move in the desert, can we harness the power of thunder, and can Stevie Wonder touch type?

The second? Wondrous Tories, in which Rory Stewart talks about the spiritual dimension of conservatism. With the exception of paganism all of the other modern political movements were invented just a few decades ago and are essentially synthetic, whereas conservatism stems from the soul of humanity and is eternal. Where do Conservative MPs go when they close their eyes?

It petered out after that. Yours is No Disc Brake, in which Julian Glover talks about bicycle maintenance. I've Seen All Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles, in which some online comedians talk about Ever Decreasing Circles. It's too hot.

Incredibly shit drawings of ouds

to what extent does your life revolve around your gas stovetop?

When Did Ragù Jump the Shark?

Newer

Who is the oddest person regularly posting on ILX?

(Don't all post at once)

How many regular ILX posters are genuinely bad people?

(poll options would range from '51' to '100 or more')